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Saccopoo · 09-25-2009, 01:49 AM

The Megan Fox thread got me to thinking...what are your personal "worst" movies you've ever seen?

Here's my top five right off the top of my head:

1. Crank
- And Statham was so good in Snatch. WTF happened to that guy? This movie is a trainwreck of epic proportions. I'm getting physically sick just thinking about this pail of warm spit.

2. Nothing But Trouble
- No words to discribe how bad this piece of shit is as Dan Ackroyd builds up his acting resume with this triumphant followup to his Oscar worthy performance in Caddyshack 2. Everyone associated with this movie should be killed.

3. Clerks 2
- Why does Kevin Smith even make movies? He's like a really bad Quentin Tarrantino, and that's saying a lot (or very little). Blew his wad on the original Clerks and has treated us with calamities such as this ever since.

4. Any Given Sunday
- See #3 for description on Oliver Stone. The fact that he is actually putting out Wallstreet 2: Money Never Sleeps, put out Alexander and this steaming pile of monkey shit. I mean, when was the last time anyone played NFL football in the dark? Probably the last time Al Pacino didn't mail it in on a movie. HOOOHAAA! Al. Hoohaa indeed.

5. Righteous Kill
- Pacino. DeNiro. It's got to be great, right? OMG. They didn't even put a stamp on the letter to mail it in for this lump of festering goat bile. And next time, remember to get a stand in double for anytime you are being filmed trying to throw a ball or run Bobby. I mean, shit. Who would of thought that DeNiro throws like a girl. An old, wrinkled up sissy armed girl who runs like a hobbled 89 year old lady in six inch stilettos.

MMXcalibur · 09-25-2009, 01:11 PM

Oh shit, one I completely overlooked....

Delta Farce with Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall and DJ Qualls. Oh sweet Jesus, that was horrible. When I was doing my tour in Korea, me and a buddy in my workcenter would have a field day talking about how "great" this movie was to newcomers. We had every new guy to our squadron watch it after we hyped it up to epic proportions. Nearly every answer we got back was they couldn't sit through 10 minutes of it and shut it off. We said they had bad taste in movies and continued hyping it up until they caught on to what we were doing. Ah...good times....

...basically, I guess you could say ANY Larry the Cable Guy movie fits the bill in this topic.

Saccopoo · 09-25-2009, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence

What the **** was wrong with PCU? Did you expect it to be Schindlers List?

No, but given the cast one would have thought that it could have been more than the bastard love child of Revenge of the Nerds 2 and Road Trip.

It just showcases a very unrefined Jeremy Piven doing his smart ass, psuedo-intellectual over-the-top schtick. He's gotten better as time has progressed, but he's downright awful in PCU. Everyone is. Jon Favreau is absolutely embarrassing in it.

Saccopoo · 09-25-2009, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by KCtotheSB

Me and the wife are always watching Mystery Science Theater 3000. In fact, she puts on "Manos: Hands of Fate" to fall asleep too every night.

As for bad movies, I couldn't believe how bad "Alien vs Predator: Requiem" was. That's probably the only movie I've walked out on. Makes me sad how bad the "Alien" franchise has fallen....

One movie I was really dissapointed with after hearing so much hype about it was "Knocked Up". I kept hearing it's "better than 40 Year Old Virgin" and I absolutely loved that movie. Boy, was I dissapointed.....

Some others I've seen in stores that made me go "WTF" was "Cinderella 2", "Lady and the Tramp 2"....basically, the beloved Disney movies from yonder that got sequels for...god knows whatever reason.... I imagine those aren't too grand....[/QUOTE]

no shit man.....How many Aladdin movies or Lion King movies are there now. Aladdin 5: Jafar Goes and Takes a Shit OR Lion King 6:The Ressurrection of MuFassa

If any of you have a daughter(s), I'm sure you've been forced to watch a Barbie animated movie. Sweet baby jesus...

SDChiefs · 09-25-2009, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo

Since we were speaking about movies, I assumed that you were implying that it was just people in Utah that had a problem with Crank. Maybe it's the water in San Diego though that's making everyone reeruned down there. Did your friends like Crank? Do they live in San Diego? (Assuming that SD in your tag means San Diego. I guess it could mean something else though.)

But if you mean by not choosing to live in Utah, you don't like to have some of the best skiing in the world 30 minutes from your door, miles of the best fishing in the world, gorgeous mountains, etc., a low crime rate, a great music scene, lots of really attractive women, a world class LeMans race track 30 minutes from anywhere, a perennial playoff professional sports team, two very good, competitive college teams in numerous sports, and that doesn't make you stupid, then color me stupid.

You forgot the rednecks and incest and polygamy with children. Yeah sounds like a helluva place to be. In San Diego, we have all that within a 2 hour drive. And much, much more. Except the whole competitive college sports because, well, we have PRO teams. So you can have your little college teams. But come to think of it. We do have USC and UCLA. But im sure the UTES make them quiver in their boots.

SDChiefs · 09-25-2009, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo

You like his movies. I don't. Personal preference. There is a reason that "Crank That" from SouljaBoy was the #1 song on the charts a couple of summers ago as well. I guess he just gave "those people" what they wanted to hear. I guess that there are some people that think that Radiohead is a bad band, just like some people like Kevin Smith movies.

You keep using Crank as the example. When did I ever say it was a great movie. It was entertaining. It did exactly what it was made to be. A sh*tload of action. Is it going to win an Oscar, no. Was it worth the price of admission. YES.

SDChiefs · 09-25-2009, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by KCtotheSB

Oh shit, one I completely overlooked....

Delta Farce with Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall and DJ Qualls. Oh sweet Jesus, that was horrible. When I was doing my tour in Korea, me and a buddy in my workcenter would have a field day talking about how "great" this movie was to newcomers. We had every new guy to our squadron watch it after we hyped it up to epic proportions. Nearly every answer we got back was they couldn't sit through 10 minutes of it and shut it off. We said they had bad taste in movies and continued hyping it up until they caught on to what we were doing. Ah...good times....

...basically, I guess you could say ANY Larry the Cable Guy movie fits the bill in this topic.

This. Epically bad.

SDChiefs · 09-25-2009, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by CoMoChief

If any of you have a daughter(s), I'm sure you've been forced to watch a Barbie animated movie. Sweet baby jesus...

This.

Fritz88 · 09-25-2009, 01:25 PM

Brooklyn Rules
Shooter

Can't remember more but I sure did see some really awful ones.

CoMoChief · 09-25-2009, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Fritz88

Brooklyn Rules
Shooter

Can't remember more but I sure did see some really awful ones.

Shooter is a good movie.

Demonpenz · 09-25-2009, 01:28 PM

dune was a good movie

SDChiefs · 09-25-2009, 01:32 PM

http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/ent...-women?slide=2

I can't say shes hot or not. But though it was funny.

kaplin42 · 09-25-2009, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan

u really have horrible taste man

You liked these two movies? Really? They were epic bad, as in I would rather be water boarded than sit through them again.

Sofa King · 09-25-2009, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by SDChiefs

http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/ent...-women?slide=2

I can't say shes hot or not. But though it was funny.

all that tells me is that makes alot of money because fat chicks relate to her and go see her movies...

and she's a TERRIBLE actress to boot...

SDChiefs · 09-25-2009, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Sofa King

all that tells me is that makes alot of money because fat chicks relate to her and go see her movies...

and she's a TERRIBLE actress to boot...

No arguments here. I just don't think shes that bad.

Fritz88 · 09-25-2009, 01:47 PM

I know I am going to get killed over this but any Star Wars movie is horrible. I'd rather watch J. Russell throw darts at Gonzo's bare chest than watching Star Wars.

09-25-2009, 01:49 AM
Saccopoo Kindness in words... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Zion Casino cash: $10025483	Worst Movies Evar The Megan Fox thread got me to thinking...what are your personal "worst" movies you've ever seen? Here's my top five right off the top of my head: 1. Crank - And Statham was so good in Snatch. WTF happened to that guy? This movie is a trainwreck of epic proportions. I'm getting physically sick just thinking about this pail of warm spit. 2. Nothing But Trouble - No words to discribe how bad this piece of shit is as Dan Ackroyd builds up his acting resume with this triumphant followup to his Oscar worthy performance in Caddyshack 2. Everyone associated with this movie should be killed. 3. Clerks 2 - Why does Kevin Smith even make movies? He's like a really bad Quentin Tarrantino, and that's saying a lot (or very little). Blew his wad on the original Clerks and has treated us with calamities such as this ever since. 4. Any Given Sunday - See #3 for description on Oliver Stone. The fact that he is actually putting out Wallstreet 2: Money Never Sleeps, put out Alexander and this steaming pile of monkey shit. I mean, when was the last time anyone played NFL football in the dark? Probably the last time Al Pacino didn't mail it in on a movie. HOOOHAAA! Al. Hoohaa indeed. 5. Righteous Kill - Pacino. DeNiro. It's got to be great, right? OMG. They didn't even put a stamp on the letter to mail it in for this lump of festering goat bile. And next time, remember to get a stand in double for anytime you are being filmed trying to throw a ball or run Bobby. I mean, shit. Who would of thought that DeNiro throws like a girl. An old, wrinkled up sissy armed girl who runs like a hobbled 89 year old lady in six inch stilettos.
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MMXcalibur Pessimistically optimistic. Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Denver, CO Casino cash: $-144914	Oh shit, one I completely overlooked.... Delta Farce with Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall and DJ Qualls. Oh sweet Jesus, that was horrible. When I was doing my tour in Korea, me and a buddy in my workcenter would have a field day talking about how "great" this movie was to newcomers. We had every new guy to our squadron watch it after we hyped it up to epic proportions. Nearly every answer we got back was they couldn't sit through 10 minutes of it and shut it off. We said they had bad taste in movies and continued hyping it up until they caught on to what we were doing. Ah...good times.... ...basically, I guess you could say ANY Larry the Cable Guy movie fits the bill in this topic.
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Fritz88 Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Casino cash: $8505943	Brooklyn Rules Shooter Can't remember more but I sure did see some really awful ones.
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Fritz88 Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Casino cash: $8505943	I know I am going to get killed over this but any Star Wars movie is horrible. I'd rather watch J. Russell throw darts at Gonzo's bare chest than watching Star Wars.
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