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Old 09-25-2009, 01:49 AM  
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The Megan Fox thread got me to thinking...what are your personal "worst" movies you've ever seen?

Here's my top five right off the top of my head:

1. Crank
- And Statham was so good in Snatch. WTF happened to that guy? This movie is a trainwreck of epic proportions. I'm getting physically sick just thinking about this pail of warm spit.

2. Nothing But Trouble
- No words to discribe how bad this piece of shit is as Dan Ackroyd builds up his acting resume with this triumphant followup to his Oscar worthy performance in Caddyshack 2. Everyone associated with this movie should be killed.

3. Clerks 2
- Why does Kevin Smith even make movies? He's like a really bad Quentin Tarrantino, and that's saying a lot (or very little). Blew his wad on the original Clerks and has treated us with calamities such as this ever since.

4. Any Given Sunday
- See #3 for description on Oliver Stone. The fact that he is actually putting out Wallstreet 2: Money Never Sleeps, put out Alexander and this steaming pile of monkey shit. I mean, when was the last time anyone played NFL football in the dark? Probably the last time Al Pacino didn't mail it in on a movie. HOOOHAAA! Al. Hoohaa indeed.

5. Righteous Kill
- Pacino. DeNiro. It's got to be great, right? OMG. They didn't even put a stamp on the letter to mail it in for this lump of festering goat bile. And next time, remember to get a stand in double for anytime you are being filmed trying to throw a ball or run Bobby. I mean, shit. Who would of thought that DeNiro throws like a girl. An old, wrinkled up sissy armed girl who runs like a hobbled 89 year old lady in six inch stilettos.
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:22 PM   #256
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The worst movie I've ever seen in a theater is still Batman and Robin.
"Mega Force" 1982.

Although "Panic Room" runs a very close second.
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:23 PM   #257
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The worst movie I've ever seen in a theater is still Batman and Robin.
That was really bad. Baby's Day Out (on a date) was horrible.

BTW, Isn't this entire thread a repost? I know we've done this at least one other time.
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:25 PM   #258
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Please tell me someone mentioned Plan 9 from Outer Space.

Battlefield Earth?
Yes, Battlefield Earth. Wow! Just awful. I actually watched it in S. Korea and the most interesting thing about it (other than Travolta's acting) were the rats helping themselves to about 3 weeks worth of food left on the theater floor.
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:26 PM   #259
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The movies I hate most are tear jerkers, and/or depressing movies where you know how they'll end from the very beginning.

November Rain, A Walk To Remember, Titanic, and my newest most hated movie- Marely and Me- I thought that awful mess was going to be a freaking comedy.
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:28 PM   #260
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The movies I hate most are tear jerkers, and/or depressing movies where you know how they'll end from the very beginning.

November Rain, A Walk To Remember, Titanic, and my newest most hated movie- Marely and Me- I thought that awful mess was going to be a freaking comedy.
You thought Marley and Me was going to be a comedy? wow, you got blindsided at the end, huh...
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:29 PM   #261
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You thought Marley and Me was going to be a comedy? wow, you got blindsided at the end, huh...
Wasn't that the dead dog at Christmas movie?
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:30 PM   #262
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Wasn't that the dead dog at Christmas movie?
Uh, yes it was. It ruined my wife for a week.
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:32 PM   #263
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Uh, yes it was. It ruined my wife for a week.
Whoever authorized the release of that movie over the Holidays should be shot.
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You thought Marley and Me was going to be a comedy? wow, you got blindsided at the end, huh...
I was so flippin' angry at the end! I was almost yelling because I'm so pissed, and my wife was in tears telling me I'm just not in touch with my feelings...like I want to have that conversation! Ug... YeAh I was a bit blindsided.

Why even make movies like that?
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Whoever authorized the release of that movie over the Holidays should be shot.
Yeah, I wanted to go see Valkyrie (an equally terrible movie) but got overruled.
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Agreed!
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Agreed!
It was probably Dane. That bastard.
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The movies I hate most are tear jerkers, and/or depressing movies where you know how they'll end from the very beginning.

November Rain, A Walk To Remember, Titanic, and my newest most hated movie- Marely and Me- I thought that awful mess was going to be a freaking comedy.
Tear jerkers don't bother me, but I couldn't stand titanic (and I did see it in a theater). I thought it was just an overhyped piece of crap.
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Tear jerkers don't bother me, but I couldn't stand titanic (and I did see it in a theater). I thought it was just an overhyped piece of crap.
I liked what Chuck Klosterman said about Titanic:

"It's a movie for people who don't like movies".
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