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Old 09-25-2009, 01:49 AM  
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The Megan Fox thread got me to thinking...what are your personal "worst" movies you've ever seen?

Here's my top five right off the top of my head:

1. Crank
- And Statham was so good in Snatch. WTF happened to that guy? This movie is a trainwreck of epic proportions. I'm getting physically sick just thinking about this pail of warm spit.

2. Nothing But Trouble
- No words to discribe how bad this piece of shit is as Dan Ackroyd builds up his acting resume with this triumphant followup to his Oscar worthy performance in Caddyshack 2. Everyone associated with this movie should be killed.

3. Clerks 2
- Why does Kevin Smith even make movies? He's like a really bad Quentin Tarrantino, and that's saying a lot (or very little). Blew his wad on the original Clerks and has treated us with calamities such as this ever since.

4. Any Given Sunday
- See #3 for description on Oliver Stone. The fact that he is actually putting out Wallstreet 2: Money Never Sleeps, put out Alexander and this steaming pile of monkey shit. I mean, when was the last time anyone played NFL football in the dark? Probably the last time Al Pacino didn't mail it in on a movie. HOOOHAAA! Al. Hoohaa indeed.

5. Righteous Kill
- Pacino. DeNiro. It's got to be great, right? OMG. They didn't even put a stamp on the letter to mail it in for this lump of festering goat bile. And next time, remember to get a stand in double for anytime you are being filmed trying to throw a ball or run Bobby. I mean, shit. Who would of thought that DeNiro throws like a girl. An old, wrinkled up sissy armed girl who runs like a hobbled 89 year old lady in six inch stilettos.
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Old 09-26-2009, 09:36 PM   #316
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I only seen one of the movies listed. Most i never heard of or already knew they were piles of dung so i never bothered watching them.
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Old 09-27-2009, 12:45 AM   #317
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Old 09-27-2009, 12:56 AM   #318
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Man, that is one epic list of suck.

Every Larry the Cable Guy movie is on there.
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Old 09-28-2009, 09:16 PM   #319
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Paul Blart Mall Cop. I Redboxed it. Terrible, TERRIBLE decison.
You expected something decent? I saw the previews and knew it was gonna be crap.
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Old 09-28-2009, 11:02 PM   #320
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You expected something decent? I saw the previews and knew it was gonna be crap.
total rip off of the seth rogen mall cop movie
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Old 09-28-2009, 11:11 PM   #321
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You expected something decent? I saw the previews and knew it was gonna be crap.
Seriously.. sometimes you get what you deserve.
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Old 09-28-2009, 11:14 PM   #322
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total rip off of the seth rogen mall cop movie
That was Observe and Report... it sucked too.

Dark comedy or not... the whole date rape thing isn't funny.

It was a miserable movie about miserable people... it sucked.

And I generally like Rogan.
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Old 09-28-2009, 11:17 PM   #323
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Old 09-28-2009, 11:17 PM   #324
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That was Observe and Report... it sucked too.

Dark comedy or not... the whole date rape thing isn't funny.
9 out of ten believe it is...
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Old 09-28-2009, 11:18 PM   #325
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Im sure there are others as ive seen a ton a bad movies, but these killed me....
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9 out of ten believe it is...
I'll be the one, I guess.
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Old 09-28-2009, 11:30 PM   #329
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Bounce and Gigli with Ben Affleck

Battlestar G with Travolta

Im sure there are others as ive seen a ton a bad movies, but these killed me....
You're thinking of Battlefield Earth.
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Old 10-02-2009, 01:45 AM   #330
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I haven't seen one movie on that list - whew. What a load of relief.

Once again though, Any Given Sunday does not suck. It is a great movie. A cinematic masterpiece. fuck you if you think otherwise.
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