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Saccopoo · 09-25-2009, 01:49 AM

The Megan Fox thread got me to thinking...what are your personal "worst" movies you've ever seen?

Here's my top five right off the top of my head:

1. Crank
- And Statham was so good in Snatch. WTF happened to that guy? This movie is a trainwreck of epic proportions. I'm getting physically sick just thinking about this pail of warm spit.

2. Nothing But Trouble
- No words to discribe how bad this piece of shit is as Dan Ackroyd builds up his acting resume with this triumphant followup to his Oscar worthy performance in Caddyshack 2. Everyone associated with this movie should be killed.

3. Clerks 2
- Why does Kevin Smith even make movies? He's like a really bad Quentin Tarrantino, and that's saying a lot (or very little). Blew his wad on the original Clerks and has treated us with calamities such as this ever since.

4. Any Given Sunday
- See #3 for description on Oliver Stone. The fact that he is actually putting out Wallstreet 2: Money Never Sleeps, put out Alexander and this steaming pile of monkey shit. I mean, when was the last time anyone played NFL football in the dark? Probably the last time Al Pacino didn't mail it in on a movie. HOOOHAAA! Al. Hoohaa indeed.

5. Righteous Kill
- Pacino. DeNiro. It's got to be great, right? OMG. They didn't even put a stamp on the letter to mail it in for this lump of festering goat bile. And next time, remember to get a stand in double for anytime you are being filmed trying to throw a ball or run Bobby. I mean, shit. Who would of thought that DeNiro throws like a girl. An old, wrinkled up sissy armed girl who runs like a hobbled 89 year old lady in six inch stilettos.

Pioli Zombie · 10-02-2009, 04:54 AM

St Elmos Fire. I wanted all of them to die in a sniper attack. Why does every want Ally Sheedy in that movie? Why don't they all kill Judd Nelson? Why wasn't Emilio Estevez arrested for his threatening behavior (in the movie and real life). Why didn't everybody bang Demi Moore?
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beach tribe · 10-02-2009, 06:34 AM

I liked Crank.

PunkinDrublic · 10-02-2009, 07:36 AM

I think every movie sequel should be subtitled Electric Boogaloo.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 10-02-2009, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

St Elmos Fire. I wanted all of them to die in a sniper attack. Why does every want Ally Sheedy in that movie? Why don't they all kill Judd Nelson? Why wasn't Emilio Estevez arrested for his threatening behavior (in the movie and real life). Why didn't everybody bang Demi Moore?
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Oh God; HUGE pile of shit, that movie. I'd forgotten all about it. I'm neg-repping you for making me remember.
j/k

Sweet Daddy Hate · 10-02-2009, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by PunkinDrublic

I think every movie sequel should be subtitled Electric Boogaloo.

I agree; let's DO this thing!

Poor Turbo is probably on food stamps these days and could use the income!

PunkinDrublic · 10-02-2009, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Raised On Riots

I agree; let's DO this thing!

Poor Turbo is probably on food stamps these days and could use the income!

I agree you can only breakdance on the streets for a living for so long before the body starts to deteriorate.

HC_Chief · 10-02-2009, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by CoMoChief

Saw Inglorious Bastards. ****ing awesome movie.

Hell yes!

I don't get the people who hated it. HOW could one hate that movie? It was bad-fucking-ass!

CoMoChief · 10-02-2009, 01:00 PM

I saw Air Bud 2 last night.

****in LOOOOVE that movie.

vikingquestfan42 · 10-02-2009, 05:59 PM

Bizarre and Zombi 4

...worst movies PERIOD

chiefs1111 · 10-02-2009, 06:24 PM

Mortal Kombat was an awful movie.

**Rain Man** · 10-02-2009, 07:19 PM

When I think of the worst movies ever, I exclude those that are so bad that they're entertaining, and would include those that are bad in a way that they're uncomfortable to watch and make you embarrassed for the people who made them. My list off the top of my head would be (in no particular order):

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
Ice Pirates
Kika
Starship Troopers
That Woody Allen movie with Scarlet Johansen where Woody Allen's acting and writing was embarrassingly bad.

Dayze · 10-02-2009, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Fairplay

This is the only movie i disagree on Dayze. I thought it was great.

No sweat.

I just thought the last (what seemed like) half of the movie dragged on etc.

Pioli Zombie · 10-02-2009, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Raised On Riots

Oh God; HUGE pile of shit, that movie. I'd forgotten all about it. I'm neg-repping you for making me remember.
j/k

I'm still trying to figure out what Rob Lowe was saying in that heavy speech about whatever the hell St Elmos Fire was. Such deep meaning you know can be learned from the angst of 22 year old Georgetown graduates. And has Andie McDowell been in one decent movie??
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Pioli Zombie · 10-02-2009, 09:30 PM

Fresh Horses. Rich Andrew McCarthy is in love with the georgeous (?) Poor, ****ed up, living in a shack by a train track, Molly Ringwald. I always thought the title was a description of Ringwald.
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Pioli Zombie · 10-02-2009, 09:31 PM

The Bodyguard. Kevin Coster and Whitney Houston??? Oooooooooooh the chemistry just jumped off the screen!!!
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09-25-2009, 01:49 AM
Saccopoo Kindness in words... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Zion Casino cash: $10025483	Worst Movies Evar The Megan Fox thread got me to thinking...what are your personal "worst" movies you've ever seen? Here's my top five right off the top of my head: 1. Crank - And Statham was so good in Snatch. WTF happened to that guy? This movie is a trainwreck of epic proportions. I'm getting physically sick just thinking about this pail of warm spit. 2. Nothing But Trouble - No words to discribe how bad this piece of shit is as Dan Ackroyd builds up his acting resume with this triumphant followup to his Oscar worthy performance in Caddyshack 2. Everyone associated with this movie should be killed. 3. Clerks 2 - Why does Kevin Smith even make movies? He's like a really bad Quentin Tarrantino, and that's saying a lot (or very little). Blew his wad on the original Clerks and has treated us with calamities such as this ever since. 4. Any Given Sunday - See #3 for description on Oliver Stone. The fact that he is actually putting out Wallstreet 2: Money Never Sleeps, put out Alexander and this steaming pile of monkey shit. I mean, when was the last time anyone played NFL football in the dark? Probably the last time Al Pacino didn't mail it in on a movie. HOOOHAAA! Al. Hoohaa indeed. 5. Righteous Kill - Pacino. DeNiro. It's got to be great, right? OMG. They didn't even put a stamp on the letter to mail it in for this lump of festering goat bile. And next time, remember to get a stand in double for anytime you are being filmed trying to throw a ball or run Bobby. I mean, shit. Who would of thought that DeNiro throws like a girl. An old, wrinkled up sissy armed girl who runs like a hobbled 89 year old lady in six inch stilettos.
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10-02-2009, 04:54 AM	#331
Pioli Zombie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: olathe,kansas Casino cash: $10004900	St Elmos Fire. I wanted all of them to die in a sniper attack. Why does every want Ally Sheedy in that movie? Why don't they all kill Judd Nelson? Why wasn't Emilio Estevez arrested for his threatening behavior (in the movie and real life). Why didn't everybody bang Demi Moore? Posted via Mobile Device
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10-02-2009, 06:34 AM	#332
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10-02-2009, 07:19 PM	#341
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-732449 VARSITY	When I think of the worst movies ever, I exclude those that are so bad that they're entertaining, and would include those that are bad in a way that they're uncomfortable to watch and make you embarrassed for the people who made them. My list off the top of my head would be (in no particular order): The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover Ice Pirates Kika Starship Troopers That Woody Allen movie with Scarlet Johansen where Woody Allen's acting and writing was embarrassingly bad. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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10-02-2009, 09:30 PM	#344
Pioli Zombie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: olathe,kansas Casino cash: $10004900	Fresh Horses. Rich Andrew McCarthy is in love with the georgeous (?) Poor, ***ed up, living in a shack by a train track, Molly Ringwald. I always thought the title was a description of Ringwald. Posted via Mobile Device*
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10-02-2009, 09:31 PM	#345
Pioli Zombie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: olathe,kansas Casino cash: $10004900	The Bodyguard. Kevin Coster and Whitney Houston??? Oooooooooooh the chemistry just jumped off the screen!!! Posted via Mobile Device
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