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Saccopoo · 09-25-2009, 01:49 AM

The Megan Fox thread got me to thinking...what are your personal "worst" movies you've ever seen?

Here's my top five right off the top of my head:

1. Crank
- And Statham was so good in Snatch. WTF happened to that guy? This movie is a trainwreck of epic proportions. I'm getting physically sick just thinking about this pail of warm spit.

2. Nothing But Trouble
- No words to discribe how bad this piece of shit is as Dan Ackroyd builds up his acting resume with this triumphant followup to his Oscar worthy performance in Caddyshack 2. Everyone associated with this movie should be killed.

3. Clerks 2
- Why does Kevin Smith even make movies? He's like a really bad Quentin Tarrantino, and that's saying a lot (or very little). Blew his wad on the original Clerks and has treated us with calamities such as this ever since.

4. Any Given Sunday
- See #3 for description on Oliver Stone. The fact that he is actually putting out Wallstreet 2: Money Never Sleeps, put out Alexander and this steaming pile of monkey shit. I mean, when was the last time anyone played NFL football in the dark? Probably the last time Al Pacino didn't mail it in on a movie. HOOOHAAA! Al. Hoohaa indeed.

5. Righteous Kill
- Pacino. DeNiro. It's got to be great, right? OMG. They didn't even put a stamp on the letter to mail it in for this lump of festering goat bile. And next time, remember to get a stand in double for anytime you are being filmed trying to throw a ball or run Bobby. I mean, shit. Who would of thought that DeNiro throws like a girl. An old, wrinkled up sissy armed girl who runs like a hobbled 89 year old lady in six inch stilettos.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 10-03-2009, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

Blue Brothers 2000. Dear Lord what a letdown.
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**** John Goodman and **** that movie.

Psyko Tek · 10-03-2009, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

Blame it on Rio. Michael Caine has sex with Joseph Bologna's FIFTEEN year old daughter and they have an affair. Nice. But even beyond that hideous plot the directing, the music, the everything about this movie makes one wince the whole way through.
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the fifteen year old in question was Demi Moore

Psyko Tek · 10-03-2009, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

welp guess I am going to have to see clerks 2

K I "liked" it but I love Kevin Smith
should be seen under the influence

and Rosario Dawson is hot

I think she out hotted Jessica Alba in Sin City

hope sin city 2 has them in a cat fight

I'll be in my bunk

Deberg_1990 · 10-03-2009, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by JimNasium

Gotta go old school with The fish that saved Pittsburgh FTW.

I see your Fish who saved Pittsburgh...

and raise you Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts club band. George Burns sings!

Jerm · 10-03-2009, 06:01 PM

I'm late to the thread but...

- Children of the Living Dead
- The Haunting
- Dude, Where's My Car?
- Super Mario Bros.
- Mortal Kombat: Anihilation (sp?)

There's a lot more, just what I thought of right now.
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CoMoChief · 10-03-2009, 06:06 PM

Bowfinger

Eddie Murphy and Steve Marten.

God that sucked.

**Easy 6** · 10-03-2009, 06:10 PM

Not to hijack the thread, but one of the BEST movies ever just started (cst) on the History channel.

Tombstone, it simply never gets old...like 'Rocky' 1-3 & many others, i enjoy the ride every time.

Pioli Zombie · 10-03-2009, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Psyko Tek

the fifteen year old in question was Demi Moore

No it wasn't. Demi Moore played Caines annoyed daughter.
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Pioli Zombie · 10-03-2009, 08:42 PM

"The Jazz Singer" starring...this still boggles the mind...Neil Diamond and Luci Arnez. "Love on the rocks". "Coming to America". Awful. Laurence Olivier was so bad as his father "I have....no son" that one critic called him Larry during his review.
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Sweet Daddy Hate · 10-03-2009, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

"The Jazz Singer" starring...this still boggles the mind...Neil Diamond and Luci Arnez. "Love on the rocks". "Coming to America". Awful. Laurence Olivier was so bad as his father "I have....no son" that one critic called him Larry during his review.
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****in' A.

Miles · 10-03-2009, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Psyko Tek

the fifteen year old in question was Demi Moore

I thought there was some other hot 80's chick that the Michael Cain character hooked up with?

Miles · 10-03-2009, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

Blue Brothers 2000. Dear Lord what a letdown.
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You expected it to be something decent?

**cdcox** · 10-03-2009, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

Ok. That's one.
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The Player.

That's two.

Miles · 10-03-2009, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by cdcox

The Player.

That's two.

Also in Short Cuts.

Saccopoo · 10-04-2009, 02:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Psyko Tek

the fifteen year old in question was Demi Moore

Who was, in all actuality, 42 at the time of filming.

09-25-2009, 01:49 AM
Saccopoo Kindness in words... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Zion Casino cash: $10025483	Worst Movies Evar The Megan Fox thread got me to thinking...what are your personal "worst" movies you've ever seen? Here's my top five right off the top of my head: 1. Crank - And Statham was so good in Snatch. WTF happened to that guy? This movie is a trainwreck of epic proportions. I'm getting physically sick just thinking about this pail of warm spit. 2. Nothing But Trouble - No words to discribe how bad this piece of shit is as Dan Ackroyd builds up his acting resume with this triumphant followup to his Oscar worthy performance in Caddyshack 2. Everyone associated with this movie should be killed. 3. Clerks 2 - Why does Kevin Smith even make movies? He's like a really bad Quentin Tarrantino, and that's saying a lot (or very little). Blew his wad on the original Clerks and has treated us with calamities such as this ever since. 4. Any Given Sunday - See #3 for description on Oliver Stone. The fact that he is actually putting out Wallstreet 2: Money Never Sleeps, put out Alexander and this steaming pile of monkey shit. I mean, when was the last time anyone played NFL football in the dark? Probably the last time Al Pacino didn't mail it in on a movie. HOOOHAAA! Al. Hoohaa indeed. 5. Righteous Kill - Pacino. DeNiro. It's got to be great, right? OMG. They didn't even put a stamp on the letter to mail it in for this lump of festering goat bile. And next time, remember to get a stand in double for anytime you are being filmed trying to throw a ball or run Bobby. I mean, shit. Who would of thought that DeNiro throws like a girl. An old, wrinkled up sissy armed girl who runs like a hobbled 89 year old lady in six inch stilettos.
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Jerm Mahomes > God Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Clinton, MO Casino cash: $4378996	I'm late to the thread but... - Children of the Living Dead - The Haunting - Dude, Where's My Car? - Super Mario Bros. - Mortal Kombat: Anihilation (sp?) There's a lot more, just what I thought of right now. Posted via Mobile Device
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CoMoChief Mahomes Dynasty Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Parts Unknown Casino cash: $7672254	Bowfinger Eddie Murphy and Steve Marten. God that sucked.
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Easy 6 pie is never free Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: the drivers seat Casino cash: $-222225	Not to hijack the thread, but one of the BEST movies ever just started (cst) on the History channel. Tombstone, it simply never gets old...like 'Rocky' 1-3 & many others, i enjoy the ride every time.
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10-03-2009, 08:42 PM	#384
Pioli Zombie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: olathe,kansas Casino cash: $10004900	"The Jazz Singer" starring...this still boggles the mind...Neil Diamond and Luci Arnez. "Love on the rocks". "Coming to America". Awful. Laurence Olivier was so bad as his father "I have....no son" that one critic called him Larry during his review. Posted via Mobile Device
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