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Old 10-14-2009, 09:32 AM  
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Sooo, my girl shattered the tail light on my Charger.
So a girl I have been casual dating for a few months needed to have her car worked on. So I let her drive my car, and I drove hers into work so we could fix it. Well the second morning she had it, she backed it into a tree in her yard . So my first new car ever, I bought it less than a year ago, has a broken rear tail light, and scratches on the bumper. It was at her house, but im not gonna make them pay for it, because the deductible from his home owners insurance is probably at least $500, and it will probably cost me 3-400 depending. It's funny because I am pretty OCD about my cars, but in these situations you can do nothing but laugh. I did get a kick out of how scared she was to tell me, she felt really bad, but hey that's life.
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Old 10-14-2009, 01:05 PM   #76
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Old 10-14-2009, 01:08 PM   #77
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Shatter her tail with your man charger.
It's a her gochiefs. That would be a womancharger. You can call yours a mancharger though.
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Old 10-14-2009, 01:12 PM   #78
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Old 10-14-2009, 01:42 PM   #79
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Cool dude. Carry on. You think she's the one or too early to tell ?
It's still pretty early to tell, but she is definitely marriage material for me. It will be interesting to see how we progress, but that would be awesome.
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Old 10-14-2009, 01:43 PM   #80
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That's very cool. I had a friend do the same thing.

So anyway, my suggestion is you start a ledger of IOU sex for when you guys get married. It's like accrual accounting. You keep track of the value of services owed and record it as an asset.

For instance, she broke your cau, you book an accounts receivable for 50 whenever you want sexes. She invites her mother over to watch the Chiefs game, 5 Steak and blowjob nights. She makes you watch a chick flick, 2 whenever you want sexes and so on and so forth.

The correct answer is accrual accounting. Thank me later.
Oh and you should develop a currency exchange so the accounts payable can be paid off with cash in the event that you break up.
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Old 10-14-2009, 02:05 PM   #81
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If she is a PK and you aren't doing her somebody else is.
I can gurantee this isn't true.
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Old 10-14-2009, 02:12 PM   #82
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This is my car FWIW.
No wonder she wrecked it. How on earth can she even fit in it.
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Old 10-14-2009, 02:16 PM   #83
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No she doesn't have an STD, but my stance toward sexual relations is to wait till marriage. I may go further, but I am sure I will get flamed enough. I dont judge those who do, but these are my beliefs.

Thats usually the stand people with small penises take because they're afraid the woman will run away laughing never to be seen again!
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Old 10-14-2009, 02:18 PM   #84
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No wonder she wrecked it. How on earth can she even fit in it.
Thats funny, I didnt have a clue what you were talking about, until I clicked on the pic. I have no idea why it's so small lol.
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Old 10-14-2009, 02:24 PM   #85
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No she doesn't have an STD, but my stance toward sexual relations is to wait till marriage. I may go further, but I am sure I will get flamed enough. I dont judge those who do, but these are my beliefs.
Evidently, you are not familiar with CP protocol. I'm pretty sure you can't be a CP member if you don't condone premarital sex.
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This just in, I traded my Charger in broken tail light and all. Traded it in two weeks ago for a 2000 buick Lesabre. I love Buicks, but it's not the same, although the lower insurance and wayyyy lower monthly payment is awesome. With a wedding in the future, I figured it was the best thing to do financially. I was able to eat the negative and get out of it thank goodness. I will never buy a new car again unless I can pay cash, or am rich. As I see that never happening, used cars for me for the rest of my life.
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This just in, I traded my Charger in broken tail light and all. Traded it in two weeks ago for a 2000 buick Lesabre. I love Buicks, but it's not the same, although the lower insurance and wayyyy lower monthly payment is awesome. With a wedding in the future, I figured it was the best thing to do financially. I was able to eat the negative and get out of it thank goodness. I will never buy a new car again unless I can pay cash, or am rich. As I see that never happening, used cars for me for the rest of my life.
Yeah, she'll break that one too.
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