Life so i was high as **** last night - Page 7

reiko57 · 10-22-2009, 05:23 PM

and there were these two cops in the convienient store, i forgot i was high and said "how many bullets do you get" while staring intently at his gun, he just kinda looked at me and said, "46, 15 bullets in 3 clips, plus one in the chamber" (what a blowhard) anyway they followed me all the way home (cul de sac, lol dumbasses)

i felt a sense of panic when i realized i was high talking to the cop, since, a) i didn't need to be, and b) cops spot high

why didn't they arrest me? or at least pull me over...

JOhn · 10-24-2009, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

That was pretty good!!
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maybe for a n00b.

Profanity laced cliches', yea pretty original. Shit i bet if you searched hard enough he probably stole it off another BB somewhere.

**Bwana** · 10-24-2009, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by reiko57

shit, you wish you were me, you wish your dumbass didn't have to live in montana with your disgusting wife (who i'm generously putting at a deuce fifty) who barks at you what you need to pick up from wal mart lol, you wish your dumbass didn't have to live in a place where theres more animal ****ers than people ****ers (if i strike a nerve here, feel free to fly off the handle, i'd be pissed if someone called me on something that was actually true too), you wish your dumbass has one single noticable talent, anything, people who can weave are more important in society than you. and you're not even the biggest loser in montana, oh no that title is reserved for your son, i bet hes a 26 year old virgin with extream acne scarring and a baby dick, ya know like father like son heheheh, too bad when the cliches are true ehh bwanasucker

That's all you have Howdy Doody? The old, I wish I was you smack and a tired Montana rant? BA-HAHAHA dude seriously. There isn't enough spray paint in your average paint shop to sniff to knock me down to that level. Yes, it is my desire in life to be a lowlife Meth head that lives in a dumpster and goes around messing with cops until they decide to shoot my sorry pathetic ass. No doubt another redeeming quality of "being you," would be getting to blow pimps

in excange for a spare meth rock or two! Yes, you sound like the sage of crackville and the king of the meth whores, congrats! Now when you're done licking poles,

go do your drugs

and crawl back into your slime infested dumpster.

Be sure to stop by here and knock out a few of your incoherent threads before you go night night meth monkey.

Oh and nice picture of you in your profile "Howdy Doody." WTF? http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=10694 Although it looks like Howdy Doody taking a dump, or Howdy Doody rubbing one out, but Howdy Doody non the less. Hell, you could put up your real life picture in a thread stating "Caption This Picture" and draw 100+ posts, you goofy looking bastard. I guess if I looked like the spawn of a blow up doll getting it on with a circus clown, like yourself in real life, I would be pissed off and do drugs 24/7 too.

Nighty night and give Buffalo Bob our best...."Howdy!"

This = This = WTF!?

Basileus777 · 10-25-2009, 12:03 AM

I can't be the only person highly entertained by reiko's posts.

**btlook1** · 10-25-2009, 12:06 AM

Your not...I love watching the "homeless meth monkey" dig a hole. We all know Bwana is going to own him however we will see how deep his hole gets first before he stops...

Fairplay · 10-25-2009, 12:37 AM

I still believe this is a weak attempt to get us riled up but any way a tribute to our meth head.

**Rausch** · 10-25-2009, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by btlook1

Your not...I love watching the "homeless meth monkey" dig a hole. We all know Bwana is going to own him however we will see how deep his hole gets first before he stops...

Bwana will take the boy to task in time.

Fairplay · 10-25-2009, 12:39 AM

I still believe this is a weak attempt to get us riled up but anyway a tribute to our meth head.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aWNUoaQmjq...kin+copy-1.jpg

**Bwana** · 10-25-2009, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Fairplay

I still believe this is a weak attempt to get us riled up but any way a tribute to our meth head.

You may be right, but I think this one (Howdy Doody) is for real. I hope YOU are right, because the thought of something that stupid above ground, is a sobering thought.

Redrum_69 · 10-25-2009, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by reiko57

and there were these two cops in the convienient store, i forgot i was high and said "how many bullets do you get" while staring intently at his gun, he just kinda looked at me and said, "46, 15 bullets in 3 clips, plus one in the chamber" (what a blowhard) anyway they followed me all the way home (cul de sac, lol dumbasses)

i felt a sense of panic when i realized i was high talking to the cop, since, a) i didn't need to be, and b) cops spot high

why didn't they arrest me? or at least pull me over...

those cops should have tazered you in the parking lot for harrassment

CoMoChief · 10-25-2009, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by reiko57

shit, you wish you were me, you wish your dumbass didn't have to live in montana with your disgusting wife (who i'm generously putting at a deuce fifty) who barks at you what you need to pick up from wal mart lol, you wish your dumbass didn't have to live in a place where theres more animal ****ers than people ****ers (if i strike a nerve here, feel free to fly off the handle, i'd be pissed if someone called me on something that was actually true too), you wish your dumbass has one single noticable talent, anything, people who can weave are more important in society than you. and you're not even the biggest loser in montana, oh no that title is reserved for your son, i bet hes a 26 year old virgin with extream acne scarring and a baby dick, ya know like father like son heheheh, too bad when the cliches are true ehh bwanasucker

.......baby dick.......thats funny...

CoMoChief · 10-25-2009, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Redrum_69

those cops should have tazered you in the parking lot for harrassment

reiko57 · 10-25-2009, 06:07 AM

i didn't even read your post bwana, if you think perusing the interent all day for pictures to post on chiefsplanet makes you funny or original, just remember this- its been done, its been done to death and its pathetic, all you morons who have bwanas back need to find a new dick to suck because its getting dirty and i would be embarrassed if i were yall, i'm embarrassed just watching, i have throughly owned bwana and now i'm bored

so, final thoughts- bwana enjoy your 250 pound wife, ugly disrespectful kids, and when you get ned beatty'd out in the wild, just remember- ole reiko told you so

milkman · 10-25-2009, 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by reiko57

i didn't even read your post bwana, if you think perusing the interent all day for pictures to post on chiefsplanet makes you funny or original, just remember this- its been done, its been done to death and its pathetic, all you morons who have bwanas back need to find a new dick to suck because its getting dirty and i would be embarrassed if i were yall, i'm embarrassed just watching, i have throughly owned bwana and now i'm bored

so, final thoughts- bwana enjoy your 250 pound wife, ugly disrespectful kids, and when you get ned beatty'd out in the wild, just remember- ole reiko told you so

It's always a great thing to see someone that is so stupid that he thinks he "owned" someone.

Nobody had Bwana's back, dumbass.

You're just a stupid ****er on drugs who needs to have your ass thrown in jail, where "Bubba" will find your ass useful.

****ing dumb shit.

big nasty kcnut · 10-25-2009, 06:44 AM

This guy gone full retart and rattling the cage of a crazed dog. This guy dead meat.
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**Skip Towne** · 10-25-2009, 06:46 AM

Where did this moron come from?

10-22-2009, 05:23 PM
reiko57 Starter Join Date: Oct 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	so i was high as last night and there were these two cops in the convienient store, i forgot i was high and said "how many bullets do you get" while staring intently at his gun, he just kinda looked at me and said, "46, 15 bullets in 3 clips, plus one in the chamber" (what a blowhard) anyway they followed me all the way home (cul de sac, lol dumbasses) i felt a sense of panic when i realized i was high talking to the cop, since, a) i didn't need to be, and b) cops spot high why didn't they arrest me? or at least pull me over...
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10-25-2009, 12:03 AM	#93
Basileus777 MVP Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: New Jersey Casino cash: $2145958	I can't be the only person highly entertained by reiko's posts.
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10-25-2009, 12:06 AM	#94
btlook1 umm...what do I say here? Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: S.E. Kansas Casino cash: $9265227	Your not...I love watching the "homeless meth monkey" dig a hole. We all know Bwana is going to own him however we will see how deep his hole gets first before he stops... __________________ BTW, your draft input is reminiscent of a porn stars cock sucking gone wild video. Sure it's great when they open their mouths but the funk that drips out afterward nobody wants a part of[/quote]
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10-25-2009, 12:37 AM	#95
Fairplay A certain set of skills Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: texas Casino cash: $10026683 VARSITY	I still believe this is a weak attempt to get us riled up but any way a tribute to our meth head. Attached Thumbnails
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10-25-2009, 12:39 AM	#97
Fairplay A certain set of skills Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: texas Casino cash: $10026683 VARSITY	I still believe this is a weak attempt to get us riled up but anyway a tribute to our meth head. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aWNUoaQmjq...kin+copy-1.jpg
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10-25-2009, 06:07 AM	#102
reiko57 Starter Join Date: Oct 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	i didn't even read your post bwana, if you think perusing the interent all day for pictures to post on chiefsplanet makes you funny or original, just remember this- its been done, its been done to death and its pathetic, all you morons who have bwanas back need to find a new dick to suck because its getting dirty and i would be embarrassed if i were yall, i'm embarrassed just watching, i have throughly owned bwana and now i'm bored so, final thoughts- bwana enjoy your 250 pound wife, ugly disrespectful kids, and when you get ned beatty'd out in the wild, just remember- ole reiko told you so __________________ myspace.com/felixvenom things exist at every level, you sit around paranoid about the consequences of small things, unpaid debt, insurance fraud, cocaine.. what do the men who own governments get paranoid about?
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10-25-2009, 06:44 AM	#104
big nasty kcnut The pizza king of kansas Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Somewhere in the u.s.a. Casino cash: $-2309100	This guy gone full retart and rattling the cage of a crazed dog. This guy dead meat. Posted via Mobile Device
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10-25-2009, 06:46 AM	#105
Skip Towne Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: T-Town Casino cash: $10004900	Where did this moron come from?
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