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Old 12-17-2009, 02:14 PM  
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Some of you have verbalized your hatred for Facebook. I like it, and especially enjoy some creative status updates. I'm wondering what the best status updates you've seen/used are.

Here's the one I'm running right now:

"As of today, Facebook staff will be allowed to eat your children and pets. To turn this option off, go to Settings, then Privacy, then Meals. Click the top button to not feed the employees of Facebook anything. Copy this to your status to warn your friends!"
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Old 12-17-2009, 02:17 PM   #2
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Old 12-17-2009, 02:19 PM   #3
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Here's one I saw last night...

If you don't know, as of today, Facebook wil automatically start plunging the Earth into the Sun. To change this option, go to Settings --> Planetary Settings --> Trajectory then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Apocalypse.' Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all to see.
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Old 12-17-2009, 02:20 PM   #4
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[It seemed like every other person made a status update about the snow in springfield two weeks ago]

My status: Springfield, Imma let you finish, but the Day after Tomorrow had the best snowstorm.

Nobody really replied to it, and I was pissed.
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Old 12-17-2009, 02:21 PM   #5
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Here's one I saw last night...

If you don't know, as of today, Facebook wil automatically start plunging the Earth into the Sun. To change this option, go to Settings --> Planetary Settings --> Trajectory then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Apocalypse.' Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all to see.
I saw that today...funny.
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Old 12-17-2009, 02:21 PM   #6
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Old 12-17-2009, 02:24 PM   #7
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Here's one I saw last night...

If you don't know, as of today, Facebook wil automatically start plunging the Earth into the Sun. To change this option, go to Settings --> Planetary Settings --> Trajectory then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Apocalypse.' Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all to see.
I just used this one. The Facebook paranoia is amusing to poke fun at.
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Old 12-17-2009, 02:25 PM   #8
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Old 12-17-2009, 02:27 PM   #9
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[It seemed like every other person made a status update about the snow in springfield two weeks ago]

My status: Springfield, Imma let you finish, but the Day after Tomorrow had the best snowstorm.

Nobody really replied to it, and I was pissed.
That's pretty good, IMO. It is disappointing when you think you've got a great update and it lands with a deafening thud.
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Old 12-17-2009, 02:30 PM   #10
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My friend Posted this. We'll call him Friend #1

Friend #1: Chris Henry looks like a black Avatar
-Friend #2: ...too soon?
-Friend #3: They are not called Avatars Garrett! They're called Na'vi...JEEZ!
-Me: *looked*
-Friend #1: Looked?
-Me: No, you said he *looks* like a black Avatar, I corrected you. He *looked* like a black Avatar.
Friend #1: Oooooooh Matt too soon!! Too soon!!! What's wrong with you!!!!
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Old 12-17-2009, 02:34 PM   #11
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My friend Posted this. We'll call him Friend #1

Friend #1: Chris Henry looks like a black Avatar
-Friend #2: ...too soon?
-Friend #3: They are not called Avatars Garrett! They're called Na'vi...JEEZ!
-Me: *looked*
-Friend #1: Looked?
-Me: No, you said he *looks* like a black Avatar, I corrected you. He *looked* like a black Avatar.
Friend #1: Oooooooh Matt too soon!! Too soon!!! What's wrong with you!!!!
That was a status update???
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Old 12-17-2009, 02:37 PM   #12
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Old 12-17-2009, 02:39 PM   #13
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I saw this one.

"Welp looks like ESPN has decided to broadcast Women's College Basketball on TV again, I guess ESPN is telling me to go study for my physics final"
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Old 12-17-2009, 02:43 PM   #14
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I saw this one.

"Welp looks like ESPN has decided to broadcast Women's College Basketball on TV again, I guess ESPN is telling me to go study for my physics final"
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Old 12-17-2009, 02:45 PM   #15
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Some of you have verbalized your hatred for Facebook. I like it, and especially enjoy some creative status updates. I'm wondering what the best status updates you've seen/used are.

Here's the one I'm running right now:

"As of today, Facebook staff will be allowed to eat your children and pets. To turn this option off, go to Settings, then Privacy, then Meals. Click the top button to not feed the employees of Facebook anything. Copy this to your status to warn your friends!"
Nice. I just stole it. Have some rep in return!
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