Misc Best Facebook Status Updates - Page 2

CaliforniaChief · 12-17-2009, 02:14 PM

Some of you have verbalized your hatred for Facebook. I like it, and especially enjoy some creative status updates. I'm wondering what the best status updates you've seen/used are.

Here's the one I'm running right now:

"As of today, Facebook staff will be allowed to eat your children and pets. To turn this option off, go to Settings, then Privacy, then Meals. Click the top button to not feed the employees of Facebook anything. Copy this to your status to warn your friends!"

smittysbar · 12-17-2009, 02:48 PM

Consider anything posted that is funny in this thread stolen.

CaliforniaChief · 12-17-2009, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by smittysbar

Consider anything posted that is funny in this thread stolen.

Exactly. I need to build up a cache of status updates available for any moment/situation.

I refuse to be one of those....NAME is having coffee status people.

Fish · 12-17-2009, 02:53 PM

Why do people want to copy others' status updates? I've never understood that at all. Doesn't that kinda defeat the purpose?

smittysbar · 12-17-2009, 02:55 PM

The ones that piss me off are the: Confused, upset, wondering bla bla bla. Then people comment: What's wrong, everything okay, whats going on, but they never reply.

Then you have the people that post EVERY ****ING THING that pops in their head - they get the hide button pretty fast

Bill Lundberg · 12-17-2009, 03:04 PM

is [this comment has been removed due to legal action by the Church of Scientology].

just noticed that the "lol" acronym looks like a drowning person.

Scratch ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today's status.

**Bearcat** · 12-17-2009, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by smittysbar

The ones that piss me off are the: Confused, upset, wondering bla bla bla. Then people comment: What's wrong, everything okay, whats going on, but they never reply.

And it's one thing if it's not a normal update and there is something wrong, but the constant teenage angst / attention whoring updates get annoying fast. Jump down off that cross, use the wood to make a bridge, and get over it.

**Reaper16** · 12-17-2009, 03:42 PM

"[blah blah blah]. FML"

**Bearcat** · 12-17-2009, 04:39 PM

Read something about LJ and remembered my status update from the day we cut him...

Bearcat: Good riddance, Larry Johnson... I remember sitting at 54th Street the day the Chiefs traded down to get him, completely dumbfounded at what I had just witnessed..... and if being as overrated as the college he went to isn't enough, he's not even a decent person and has an IQ of a toaster.
November 9 at 10:32am

Bearcat: And not even a good toaster, but one that always burns your toast and never pops the toast all the way up so you end up sticking a fork into it and electrocuting yourself.

Bearcat (I normally don't respond twice to my own posts... I was a bit overjoyed): Seriously though, stay classy...

And one of the comments from a friend...
I have always hated LJ... In High School/College I used to be a counselor at a camp for CMH kids with heart conditions and one year we had him come out... not only was he 3 hours late and only stay for 15 min, but he wouldn't even throw the ball around with this kids... AND during a short QA session one of the kids asked if he wished he'd finished college and LJ scoffed and laughed as he said "No... college was a waste of time." To a bunch of 9-year-old kids! AND... he wouldn't sign any autographs because "his agent advised him not to" or some BS like that.

I mean come on! Most of these kids have spent more of their life in the hospital than on the playground.

He was a total creep.
November 9 at 10:52am

CaliforniaChief · 12-17-2009, 04:41 PM

I remember putting up a faux Craigslist ad selling an overpriced, underproducing locker room cancer the day he went off on Twitter.

99% of my Facebook friends aren't Chiefs fans, so they really had no clue what I was talking about.

Time's Yours · 12-17-2009, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smittysbar

Then you have the people that post EVERY ****ING THING that pops in their head - they get the hide button pretty fast

I hate that. Get a twitter if you want to do that, and then people who give a shit can subscribe.

Demonpenz · 12-17-2009, 06:01 PM

chiefs blackout doesn't mean everyone in the stands is going to be wearing black

smittysbar · 12-17-2009, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

chiefs blackout doesn't mean everyone in the stands is going to be wearing black

Oh that's good

Crush · 12-17-2009, 06:22 PM

Facebook used to be good.

.... then they allowed anyone to register.
.... then they added all of the stupid apps.

I remember when you had to have a valid university email address to register.

Facebook has turned into MySpace and that is not a good thing.

**Fire Me Boy!** · 12-17-2009, 06:45 PM

I posted this one the other day: "THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Have you ever wondered if the bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack? Have a nice day."

Discuss Thrower · 12-18-2009, 01:59 AM

Friend of mine who is from my hometown, went to Mizzou for a year, and has since been in Butt****nowhere, Nevada

Friend: Just wrote a 4 page, single spaced, front and back essay for my history final on the kansas-Nebraska Act, why kansas is the root of all evil, why kansas caused the civil war, how much of a badass Quantrill was, and how much I hate kansas with a passion. It only had to be one paragraph.....

12-17-2009, 02:14 PM
CaliforniaChief #RIPAce Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: So Cal Casino cash: $10545899	Best Facebook Status Updates Some of you have verbalized your hatred for Facebook. I like it, and especially enjoy some creative status updates. I'm wondering what the best status updates you've seen/used are. Here's the one I'm running right now: "As of today, Facebook staff will be allowed to eat your children and pets. To turn this option off, go to Settings, then Privacy, then Meals. Click the top button to not feed the employees of Facebook anything. Copy this to your status to warn your friends!"
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12-17-2009, 02:48 PM	#16
smittysbar Right in the Lumberyard Danny Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: LaPlata, MO Casino cash: $10004942	Consider anything posted that is funny in this thread stolen. __________________
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12-17-2009, 02:53 PM	#18
Fish Ain't no relax! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $-1431081	Why do people want to copy others' status updates? I've never understood that at all. Doesn't that kinda defeat the purpose? __________________
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12-17-2009, 02:55 PM	#19
smittysbar Right in the Lumberyard Danny Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: LaPlata, MO Casino cash: $10004942	The ones that piss me off are the: Confused, upset, wondering bla bla bla. Then people comment: What's wrong, everything okay, whats going on, but they never reply. Then you have the people that post EVERY ****ING THING that pops in their head - they get the hide button pretty fast __________________
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12-17-2009, 03:04 PM	#20
Bill Lundberg American Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $10004925	is [this comment has been removed due to legal action by the Church of Scientology]. just noticed that the "lol" acronym looks like a drowning person. Scratch ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today's status.
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12-17-2009, 04:39 PM	#23
Bearcat Would an idiot do that? Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Arizona Casino cash: $-1065069	Read something about LJ and remembered my status update from the day we cut him... Bearcat: Good riddance, Larry Johnson... I remember sitting at 54th Street the day the Chiefs traded down to get him, completely dumbfounded at what I had just witnessed..... and if being as overrated as the college he went to isn't enough, he's not even a decent person and has an IQ of a toaster. November 9 at 10:32am Bearcat: And not even a good toaster, but one that always burns your toast and never pops the toast all the way up so you end up sticking a fork into it and electrocuting yourself. Bearcat (I normally don't respond twice to my own posts... I was a bit overjoyed): Seriously though, stay classy... And one of the comments from a friend... I have always hated LJ... In High School/College I used to be a counselor at a camp for CMH kids with heart conditions and one year we had him come out... not only was he 3 hours late and only stay for 15 min, but he wouldn't even throw the ball around with this kids... AND during a short QA session one of the kids asked if he wished he'd finished college and LJ scoffed and laughed as he said "No... college was a waste of time." To a bunch of 9-year-old kids! AND... he wouldn't sign any autographs because "his agent advised him not to" or some BS like that. I mean come on! Most of these kids have spent more of their life in the hospital than on the playground. He was a total creep. November 9 at 10:52am
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12-17-2009, 04:41 PM	#24
CaliforniaChief #RIPAce Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: So Cal Casino cash: $10545899	I remember putting up a faux Craigslist ad selling an overpriced, underproducing locker room cancer the day he went off on Twitter. 99% of my Facebook friends aren't Chiefs fans, so they really had no clue what I was talking about.
Posts: 17,461

12-17-2009, 06:01 PM	#26
Demonpenz Woman should only make babies Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $-393864	chiefs blackout doesn't mean everyone in the stands is going to be wearing black __________________
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12-17-2009, 06:22 PM	#28
Crush Amateur Poster Join Date: Mar 2004 Casino cash: $2277091	Facebook used to be good. .... then they allowed anyone to register. .... then they added all of the stupid apps. I remember when you had to have a valid university email address to register. Facebook has turned into MySpace and that is not a good thing.
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12-17-2009, 06:45 PM	#29
Fire Me Boy! Cast Iron Jedi Join Date: Nov 2004 Casino cash: $9999900 VARSITY	I posted this one the other day: "THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Have you ever wondered if the bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack? Have a nice day."
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12-18-2009, 01:59 AM	#30
Discuss Thrower "You like to drink?" Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: "I like to drink." Casino cash: $-370000	Friend of mine who is from my hometown, went to Mizzou for a year, and has since been in Butt**nowhere, Nevada Friend: Just wrote a 4 page, single spaced, front and back essay for my history final on the kansas-Nebraska Act, why kansas is the root of all evil, why kansas caused the civil war, how much of a badass Quantrill was, and how much I hate kansas with a passion. It only had to be one paragraph..... __________________ Chiefs 2016 Opponents: Home: JAX, TEN, NO, TB, NYJ. Away: HOU, IND, ATL, CAR, PIT Chiefs 2017 Opponents**: Home: BUF, MIA, PHI, WSH, AFC North. Away: NE, NYJ, NYG, DAL, AFC South
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