***C.P. 2009 MVP Award Nominations***

[Gonzo]

Alas, the time is upon us....

Another wonderful installment of the 2009 Academy Awards.

Brought to you by your wonderful CP Academy.

This award must abide by all of the Academy rules and regulations which can be found here.

The Academy views this award as the most important and distinguished so please take your time in considering who you would like to nominate.


Now then, time for some specifics:

•You may nominate yourself however; you will need three other posters to agree. (We view this as douchebaggery btw)

•Please cite a specific reason why you nominate the poster, you can post a link or just write up a quick few lines about what they contributed in 2009. All nominations must be seconded in order to be considered.

•REMEMBER, this award is for 2009, therefore when you nominate someone make sure it’s for something they did this year.

• We don't have a maximum or minimum required amount for nominations, (the more the better IMO)
**EDIT** Maximum is 50.

•Academy members ARE eligible for nomination.

**Edit** Once a nomination is seconded; that's good enough. I don't have time to track how many times one particular poster is nominated.
Thanks.

And the nominees are:

1. Rainman +4

2. Mr. Flopnuts +5

3. Demonpenz +3

4. GoChiefs +2.5

5. Tiny Evil +1

6. Simply Red +4

7. AustinChief +2

8. FAX +4

9. Lumpy +4

10. Hamas Jenkins +3

11. DaneMcCloud +4

12. Gonzo +7

13. Bwana +2

14. Reaper16 +2

15. Deeznuts +3

16. Katipan +3

17. Baby Lee +2

18. Jilly +2

19. Burt +3

20. big nasty kcnut +2

21. Fritz88 +2

22. California Chief +1

23. DaKCManAP + 2

24. Pestilence + 3

25. Bugeater +4

26. Buckinkaeding +3

27. Mecca +2

28. Big Red Chief +2

29. Sofaking +2

30. First Down Elvis +1

31. Skip Towne +3

33. KurtCobain +1

34. Luv +1

35. Nzoner +1

36. Ultra Peanut +1

37. OnTheWarpath58 +2

38. Micjones - +1

39. Gblowfish +2

40. Keg in KC +1

41. Frazod +1

42. Logical +2

43. I=Suck +1

44. Milkman +1

45. KcMizzou +1

47. Iowanian +2

48. Donger +1

49. Phobia +1

50. Bowser +2

[Lumpy]

Originally Posted by Gonzo

I must nominate Jilly for hitting on my wife all year.

She almost reeled her in for some hot girl-on-girl action but she just wouldn't pull the trigger.

+1 Jilly - Trust me she tried, Gonzo. I nominate her for keeping threads interesting, (to say the least).

+1 Gonzo - Because, well, I sleep w/ him. Oh and he does bring a lot of humor to the board.

+1 Simply Red - He has clean sheets and soft hands.

+1 Burt - He is the Master Kegel Blaster! (a title that was given to him by yours truly).

+1 Dane - His smartass remarks in the football related threads are hilarious! (Despite what some ppl think of him, he really is a nice guy... u just need to refrain from discussing football w/ him).

I have more nominations, but my lunch break is almost over.

[DeezNutz]

Originally Posted by frazod

I nominate Raised on Riots.

I'm sure Doomy will second this nomination.

Right now, both are receiving text alerts that the other's name has been mentioned.

[ChiTown]

Originally Posted by Fritz88

Gonzo got a nice left tit.

[Reaper16]

Originally Posted by Gonzo

I thought he was the biggest douchebag for quite some time but now he's graduated to asshole so I can't help but like him.

He's good in my book, (for a beer snob).

I was a total d-bag to you in that one thread, but I figured that it was so out-of-character for me to act that way that you'd figure out I wasn't serious. You didn't, so I took it further and further. Heh. You're good peoples, Gonzo, don't let anyone (especially psuedo-me) tell you other wise.

Originally Posted by burt

Just too opinionated and unwilling to listen to other points of view for me. But I don't hate him....I leave that for Domer to do.

For those wondering what this is about: Dale and DomerNKC detest me because I detest them because they don't think that hip hop qualifies as music. This stems back from the 78th Academy Awards in 2006 where Three Six Mafia's "It's Hard Out Here For A Pimp" won the Oscar for best song for its inclusion in the tremendous film Hustle & Flow.

[doomy3]

Originally Posted by Reaper16

As usual, the ballot is loaded with worthy contenders.

I'm nominating DeezNutz. He really came into his own in 2009. I can remember when he was first trying on his more-grammatically-correct version of 'penz-style sarcasm; well, its a well-oiled machine now. Each dry, bitterly sarcastic the-opposite-of-what-I-say-is-what-I-mean posts hit with major consistency. Combine that with his status as one of the very few Planeteers who know what they're talking about with respect to both football and baseball and you've got a perennial MVP candidate. Plus, he stays out of D.C.; there is something to be said for that.

+2

[Simply Red]

i like seeing Gonzo drinking Sprite, that's so incredibly responsible.

[doomy3]

Also, I would nominate cdcox for his math genius, and for the programs that he has come up for draft order, playoff percentages, etc.

Pretty cool stuff.

[Simply Red]

Delano = big ups!

[Lumpy]

Originally Posted by Fritz88

Yup. Very cute stuff indeed. This was last year on the 4th of July.

When did I go blond? Better yet, when did I get pregnant again?! AHHHHHH!!

+1 Fritz - His contribution to the Epic Fail thread and a few other threads are never boring... that's for damn sure!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Reaper16

I was a total d-bag to you in that one thread, but I figured that it was so out-of-character for me to act that way that you'd figure out I wasn't serious. You didn't, so I took it further and further. Heh. You're good peoples, Gonzo, don't let anyone (especially psuedo-me) tell you other wise.


For those wondering what this is about: Dale and DomerNKC detest me because I detest them because they don't think that hip hop qualifies as music. This stems back from the 78th Academy Awards in 2006 where Three Six Mafia's "It's Hard Out Here For A Pimp" won the Oscar for best song for its inclusion in the tremendous film Hustle & Flow.

Someone needs to bump the Oscars thread from this year where Fat Fingers had a meltdown and we started bombarding him with wrestling gifs.

That was one of my favorite threads ever.

[burt]

Originally Posted by Reaper16

I was a total d-bag to you in that one thread, but I figured that it was so out-of-character for me to act that way that you'd figure out I wasn't serious. You didn't, so I took it further and further. Heh. You're good peoples, Gonzo, don't let anyone (especially psuedo-me) tell you other wise.


For those wondering what this is about: Dale and DomerNKC detest me because I detest them because they don't think that hip hop qualifies as music. This stems back from the 78th Academy Awards in 2006 where Three Six Mafia's "It's Hard Out Here For A Pimp" won the Oscar for best song for its inclusion in the tremendous film Hustle & Flow.

I prefer to be adressed as burt. Short for butt hurt! And I don't detest you. To me, you are not important enough to detest. I am mostly apathetic about you. Domer....well, he detests you.

[Jilly]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

When did I go blond? Better yet, when did I get pregnant again?! AHHHHHH!!

+1 Fritz - His contribution to the Epic Fail thread and a few other threads are never boring... that's for damn sure!

Oh thank God...all this time I thought I was hitting on a brunette. I'll take it all back if you're blond

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I nominate frazod.

Fellow Mizzou, Chiefs, and Cardinals fan, and he suffers fools like a gnat through a turbofan.

[burt]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Someone needs to bump the Oscars thread from this year where Fat Fingers had a meltdown and we started bombarding him with wrestling gifs.

That was one of my favorite threads ever.

I am glad to have pleasured you. Pleasuring UP and Reefer.....less enjoyable!

[PhillyChiefFan]

Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP

Mr. Flopnuts for having a gigantic rep-stick and inspiring, encouraging and contributing random thoughts.

- Nomination made by DaKCMan AP, CP's MAP (Most Awesome Poster)

+1