Haley and Weis

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Originally Posted by Mile High Mania

I can see lots of positives for you guys... I wonder what the discussions were like the last 2 days with Haley. I wonder how much he really enjoys this one.

I would expect the discussions went something like this:

Weis: Yeah. I'm here to interview for the OC job.

Haley: NO SHIT YOU ****ING MORON ! DO YOU THINK I CALLED YOU HERE TO READ ME A ****ING BEDTIME STORY !

Weis: No , I didn't think that. I'd really like to take this opportunity to thank you for interviewing me for this wonderful opportunity.

Haley: I DON'T THINK I TOLD YOU IT WAS YOUR TURN TO SPEAK YOU GODDAMN IDIOT !

Weis: I'm really looking forward to being a part of this organization. I can see it's got a lot of potential.

Haley: OUR ****ING RECEIVERS CAN'T CATCH THE ****ING BALL. I NEED SOMEBODY TO FIX IT NOW. NOT TOMORROW . RIGHT ****ING NOW. CAN YOU DO THAT. THATS ALL I NEED . CAN YOU DO THAT FOR ME. THATS ALL IM ****ING ASKING . I NEED THEM TO CATCH THE ****ING BALL. WE WOULD HAVE BEEN 10-6 IF THEY COULD HAVE CAUGHT THE ****ING BALL. AND I'LL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, I'M LOOKING FOR THE RIGHT 53 . NOT THE RIGHT 52 BUT 53. CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THIS ! SO FAR I'VE GOT 5 . I NEED MORE.

Weis: I think I can help .

Haley: OK. You're hired.