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Old 01-13-2010, 11:20 AM  
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How To Make Love To A Woman
So this girl Ive been seeing for a while now is telling me she loves me and the next time she comes over (tomorrow night) she doesnt want me to **** her, she wants me to "make love to her". I haven't "made love" to someone in so long I don't think I remember how. Obviously it would come naturally if I was in love with her, but Im not so I need to fake this somehow. Any advice/tips would be appreciated.
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:26 AM   #16
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First question: Do you want to? Or do you just want to **** the shit outta her? Cause if you don't mant to 'make love' you won't... you will just be ****in'.

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Old 01-13-2010, 11:27 AM   #17
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Quite simply she's gotta know the difference between like and love is spit or swallow. If she doesn't know that then there's no hope for making love and you'll be left with jackhammering her doo doo hole.
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:29 AM   #18
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:29 AM   #19
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She probably means she wants you to buy her some shit first.
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:30 AM   #20
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She probably means she wants you to buy her some shit first.
You're probably right. He shouldn't buy her shit but he should let her climax for once.
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:31 AM   #21
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Take off your dirty tube socks and act like you want to stay there for a while instead of hopping off her ass and leaving immediately.

Ask her lots of questions on what she wants (before you really get going and questions destroy her build towards orgasmth.)

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Old 01-13-2010, 11:31 AM   #22
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She probably means she wants you to buy her some shit first. And some more shit afterwards
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:31 AM   #23
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I think she wants you to break up with her.
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:32 AM   #24
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:32 AM   #25
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:32 AM   #26
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:33 AM   #27
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If you've got a better idea for getting out of post coital pillow talk then I'm all ears.
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:33 AM   #28
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:33 AM   #29
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I think she wants you to film it, then post it on Chiefsplanet. Actually, im pretty positive that's what she wants.
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:33 AM   #30
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You're probably right. He shouldn't buy her shit but he should let her climax for once.
Meh, she can do that herself manually while he's reaching for the towel.
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