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Old 01-13-2010, 11:20 AM  
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How To Make Love To A Woman
So this girl Ive been seeing for a while now is telling me she loves me and the next time she comes over (tomorrow night) she doesnt want me to **** her, she wants me to "make love to her". I haven't "made love" to someone in so long I don't think I remember how. Obviously it would come naturally if I was in love with her, but Im not so I need to fake this somehow. Any advice/tips would be appreciated.
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Old 01-13-2010, 12:04 PM   #76
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It just means she wants to snuggle afterwards while watching Greys Anatomy. She'd also prefer you stop wiping your dick on her curtains after the deed.
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Old 01-13-2010, 12:04 PM   #77
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Old 01-13-2010, 12:06 PM   #78
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You should have the place set with nice lighting... soft music, maybe some rose petals sprinkled about. Then, as she's lying there... reach to the side of the bed.

Hold up a banana, whipped cream... a dildo attached to a power drill, change the music to something loud and hardcore... then just smile.
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Old 01-13-2010, 12:07 PM   #79
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Old 01-13-2010, 12:09 PM   #80
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if you really want to hook that shit long term then just eat her out until she cums (at least twice) and then just cuddle and kiss her. She will eventually ask "what about you" and will try and return the favor or screw.

just say "Don't worry about me ... i just enjoy making you happy"

seriously ... if you can just lay there holding her with a hard dick and say that pleasing her is more important that getting your rocks off .... you are golden.


*please not that a beginner should probably "empty a chamber" before the date to help resist the urge to jam it inside her and pump it until you blow your load. fair warning.
This can either work out really well or back fire horribly.
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Old 01-13-2010, 12:09 PM   #81
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Old 01-13-2010, 12:10 PM   #82
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Old 01-13-2010, 12:11 PM   #83
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Pregnancy attempt, I'd bounce.
Heh - I thought that very thing and it fits well within the story line.
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Old 01-13-2010, 12:11 PM   #84
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Heh - I thought that very thing and it fits well within the story line.
Yes it does.

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Old 01-13-2010, 12:12 PM   #85
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Dude, if you do all that, yeah, you'll be making love. BUT you wont be having any fun yourself, and she'll expect it more because she'll know that you're capable of it.

Next thing you know, she'll never wanna ****, just "make love"

Just **** her like you normally do, make sure she cums this time, and then say, "I thought we were making love"
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Old 01-13-2010, 12:12 PM   #86
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Old 01-13-2010, 12:15 PM   #87
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Dude, if you do all that, yeah, you'll be making love. BUT you wont be having any fun yourself, and she'll expect it more because she'll know that you're capable of it.

Next thing you know, she'll never wanna ****, just "make love"

Just **** her like you normally do, make sure she cums this time, and then say, "I thought we were making love"
hey... the dude asked how to fake "making love" and i told him.

he didn't ask how to "get off and keep a bitch in line"
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Old 01-13-2010, 12:16 PM   #88
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This can either work out really well or back fire horribly.
Unfortunately I tried this way with my ex. It got to the point where I told I'm not gonna wear her like a crown unless she returns the favor. btw she was terrible at giving head, and I guess she knew thats what I kinda thought so maybe she just thought "whats the point" I dunno. We mostly skipped 4play and just got down to it.

I'll never do it again.
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Old 01-13-2010, 12:16 PM   #89
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That just means she wants you to call her 'baby' instead of '****ing whore,' just this once, and to put the money into the pocket of her sweat pants instead of leaving it on the night stand or the pillow.
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