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Old 01-13-2010, 11:20 AM  
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How To Make Love To A Woman
So this girl Ive been seeing for a while now is telling me she loves me and the next time she comes over (tomorrow night) she doesnt want me to **** her, she wants me to "make love to her". I haven't "made love" to someone in so long I don't think I remember how. Obviously it would come naturally if I was in love with her, but Im not so I need to fake this somehow. Any advice/tips would be appreciated.
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Old 01-13-2010, 12:26 PM   #91
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Old 01-13-2010, 12:28 PM   #92
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. I haven't "made love" to someone in so long I don't think I remember how. Obviously it would come naturally if I was in love with her, but Im not so I need to fake this somehow. Any advice/tips would be appreciated.
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Old 01-13-2010, 12:29 PM   #93
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Old 01-13-2010, 12:31 PM   #94
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Old 01-13-2010, 12:34 PM   #95
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Old 01-13-2010, 12:38 PM   #96
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I guess I found one of the few chicks who equate a load on their face with love


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Old 01-13-2010, 12:41 PM   #97
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When a chick asks for you to make love to her, there is only one way to set the mood... play some Rick Astley!
Dickhead.. now I have that song in my head!!
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Old 01-13-2010, 12:43 PM   #98
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Just do everything all slow and dramatic ... think of some movie love scene type situation.

put some romantic type music on (not nine inch nails "i wanna **** you" or anything)

put you hands up to her face gently and then stare into her eyes. Then slowly kiss her cheek. give her a smile and then kiss her and hold it ... just hold you lips against hers for awhile.

remember ... slow and steady.

hug her, cuddle her a little BEFORE the deed.

stand up and then slowly pull your shirt off as you stare into her eyes then kneel down and lay your head in her lap. It will trigger her nurture instinct.

run your fingers through her hair and just play with it for awhile ... maybe lightly blow on the back of her neck.

kiss her closed eyelids


slow,dramatic and passionate ... movie style


no doggie style, no grunting and groaning and dripping sweat on her. No superman or donkey punch.
I read this post because it seemed like you were leading us to a nice punchline, like "then give her the Dirty Sanchez and yell J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!!".... very disappointing.
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Old 01-13-2010, 12:45 PM   #99
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Old 01-13-2010, 12:47 PM   #100
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Do you use someone else's penis, or have you discovered how to gain and maintain an erection during intercourse?
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Old 01-13-2010, 12:50 PM   #101
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