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Old 01-13-2010, 11:20 AM  
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So this girl Ive been seeing for a while now is telling me she loves me and the next time she comes over (tomorrow night) she doesnt want me to **** her, she wants me to "make love to her". I haven't "made love" to someone in so long I don't think I remember how. Obviously it would come naturally if I was in love with her, but Im not so I need to fake this somehow. Any advice/tips would be appreciated.
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Old 01-13-2010, 03:13 PM   #151
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Old 01-13-2010, 03:14 PM   #152
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Old 01-13-2010, 03:15 PM   #153
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So this girl Ive been seeing for a while now is telling me she loves me and the next time she comes over (tomorrow night) she doesnt want me to **** her, she wants me to "make love to her". I haven't "made love" to someone in so long I don't think I remember how. Obviously it would come naturally if I was in love with her, but Im not so I need to fake this somehow. Any advice/tips would be appreciated.
Just fook her hard. If she gets mad kick her out.
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Old 01-13-2010, 03:18 PM   #154
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Old 01-13-2010, 03:21 PM   #155
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Old 01-13-2010, 03:24 PM   #156
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Old 01-13-2010, 03:27 PM   #157
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Old 01-13-2010, 03:33 PM   #158
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Making love means "no condems please"

So in that regards, Be a Champion, and blow in her. Girls love to feel a nice fat wad being blown up in their gooey hole.
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Old 01-13-2010, 03:36 PM   #159
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I guarantee you, if you play any of those songs, a woman will be putty in your hands. If she's in the mood to be "made love to," anyway.
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Old 01-13-2010, 03:40 PM   #160
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I guarantee you, if you play any of those songs, a woman will be putty in your hands. If she's in the mood to be "made love to," anyway.
I'm not a high schooler, I don't have time to **** aroudn with that crap.

I am a certified operator of my ivory rhythm stick so I do just fine. Besides, I'm married with children so fooking is all we have time to do and my wife don't go for that lovey dovey mamby pamby smoochy woochy bullshit. We've got errands to run and shit to do so we do a quick blast in the ass and get on with our day and we're both happier for it.
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I'm not a high schooler, I don't have time to **** aroudn with that crap.

I am a certified operator of my ivory rhythm stick so I do just fine. Besides, I'm married with children so fooking is all we have time to do and my wife don't go for that lovey dovey mamby pamby smoochy woochy bullshit. We've got errands to run and shit to do so we do a quick blast in the ass and get on with our day and we're both happier for it.


I gotta show this to the wife, just so she'll get the reference every time I say, "How 'bout a quick blast in the ass before we run our errands?"
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I gotta show this to the wife, just so she'll get the reference every time I say, "How 'bout a quick blast in the ass before we run our errands?"
Well, I'm just an old fashioned romantic.

What can I say? I found a woman who likes to fook and married her.
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