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Old 01-13-2010, 11:20 AM  
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So this girl Ive been seeing for a while now is telling me she loves me and the next time she comes over (tomorrow night) she doesnt want me to **** her, she wants me to "make love to her". I haven't "made love" to someone in so long I don't think I remember how. Obviously it would come naturally if I was in love with her, but Im not so I need to fake this somehow. Any advice/tips would be appreciated.
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Old 01-13-2010, 07:03 PM   #256
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Old 01-13-2010, 07:04 PM   #257
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What's with all the psychological stuff? Last I checked, this was a thread about how to get to a woman's heart through anal sex.
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Old 01-13-2010, 07:05 PM   #258
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Now you want to make love to a girl who you've said you don't love. Sure, you're not actually saying the words "I love you". She's told you that though, right? And now she's requesting you "make love" to her? What are you implying by filling the request?
She asked me to do something sexually for her and I like her so Im going to comply. I dont think she's going to think I love her until I actually say it.
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Old 01-13-2010, 07:07 PM   #259
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That would be a lot easier if the thread you said it in hadn't disappeared at your request.

You were in the heat of the moment. She said she loved you, and you said you said it back even though you didn't mean it. You didn't want to make her mad or hurt her feelings.
I remember that. But, c'mon how many guys have been in this situation? If sex is imminent and a guy hears that word, he will reciprocate. Thats just how it is. Is it dishonest? Sure it is. Women need to get a ****ing clue and not say shit like that during sex.
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Old 01-13-2010, 07:11 PM   #260
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Old 01-13-2010, 07:11 PM   #261
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Now you want to make love to a girl who you've said you don't love. Sure, you're not actually saying the words "I love you". She's told you that though, right? And now she's requesting you "make love" to her? What are you implying by filling the request?
She's the one making the request. I really don't see a problem here.
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Old 01-13-2010, 07:11 PM   #262
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That would be a lot easier if the thread you said it in hadn't disappeared at your request.

You were in the heat of the moment. She said she loved you, and you said you said it back even though you didn't mean it. You didn't want to make her mad or hurt her feelings.
Thats what all guys do , dumbass! Well, except to you probably.
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Old 01-13-2010, 07:13 PM   #263
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What's with all the psychological stuff? Last I checked, this was a thread about how to get to a woman's heart through anal sex.
My dick's pretty big, but I don't think I can reach a girl's heart through her ass. Plus there's all that stuff in between. I mean, I know, they may call me "the impaler", but it's just a nickname.
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Old 01-13-2010, 07:16 PM   #264
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Slayer giving sex advice.

It really is the end of time.


Ain't that that truth. I was having a beer with Bearcat a few months ago and asked him about Slayer. I was shocked to learn that he is now a 20-something college student.

These kids have grown up in the past decade. And we are OLD.
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Now she's texting me saying she cant wait to see me tomorrow so she can "ravage me". That doesnt sound like love making to me.
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Old 01-13-2010, 07:16 PM   #266
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My dick's pretty big, but I don't think I can reach a girl's heart through her ass. Plus there's all that stuff in between. I mean, I know, they may call me "the impaler", but it's just a nickname.
"Should we call you Nick, or Mr. Dick?"
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Now she's texting me saying she cant wait to see me tomorrow so she can "ravage me". That doesnt sound like love making to me.
Who ,"luv" ?
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Old 01-13-2010, 07:18 PM   #268
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This is called the "Venus Butterfly", but not my variation of it...if she doesn't think you love her after this, she's probably got a disorder of some kind.

1.Kiss and caress your lover passionately to get her juices flowing.
2.Give her oral sex slowly teasing her Yoni/Vagina with your tongue.
3.Gently pull back her clitoral hood.
4.Stimulate it with your tongue until she reaches a level 8 on a pleasure scale of 0 to 10 with 10 being orgasm.
5.Move away from the clitoris and stimulate the entire outside of her Yoni in circular motions.
6.Return to clitoris stimulation as above until she reaches a 9 on her pleasure scale.
7.Ask her if she is ready for you to enter her Yoni to find and stimulate her G-spot.
8.Continue to stimulate her clitoris with your tongue, while tapping her G-spot with your finger(s) simultaneously.
9.If all goes well, she will have a mind-blowing, body-melting internal and external orgasm resulting in multiple orgasms.
10.Ask her for verbal feedback as you cup one of your hands over her Yoni gently to hold the sexual energy within.
I think I just threw up in my mouth...
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Now she's texting me saying she cant wait to see me tomorrow so she can "ravage me". That doesnt sound like love making to me.
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