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Old 01-13-2010, 11:20 AM  
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So this girl Ive been seeing for a while now is telling me she loves me and the next time she comes over (tomorrow night) she doesnt want me to **** her, she wants me to "make love to her". I haven't "made love" to someone in so long I don't think I remember how. Obviously it would come naturally if I was in love with her, but Im not so I need to fake this somehow. Any advice/tips would be appreciated.
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Old 01-13-2010, 07:20 PM   #271
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Now she's texting me saying she cant wait to see me tomorrow so she can "ravage me". That doesnt sound like love making to me.
I went ahead and forwarded the thread to her. You're welcome.
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Old 01-13-2010, 07:21 PM   #272
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I think I just threw up in my mouth...
You? I just saw my baby brother use the phrase "clitoral hood".
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Old 01-13-2010, 07:22 PM   #273
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Old 01-13-2010, 07:23 PM   #274
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Old 01-13-2010, 07:24 PM   #275
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So this girl Ive been seeing for a while now is telling me she loves me and the next time she comes over (tomorrow night) she doesnt want me to **** her, she wants me to "make love to her". I haven't "made love" to someone in so long I don't think I remember how. Obviously it would come naturally if I was in love with her, but Im not so I need to fake this somehow. Any advice/tips would be appreciated.
ha ha....tell you what, give me her address and watch me through the window.
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Old 01-13-2010, 07:25 PM   #276
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She asked me to do something sexually for her and I like her so Im going to comply. I dont think she's going to think I love her until I actually say it.
This.
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Old 01-13-2010, 07:26 PM   #277
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And then MTG blows it in his pants.
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Old 01-13-2010, 07:28 PM   #278
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Its not all I want though. I really like this girl. I actually care about this one, just not to the point where I can honestly say I "love" her...
So tell her? And "love making" kinda freaks you out right now. Let her take control.
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Old 01-13-2010, 07:31 PM   #279
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Now she's texting me saying she cant wait to see me tomorrow so she can "ravage me". That doesnt sound like love making to me.
Sounds good to me.
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Old 01-13-2010, 07:34 PM   #280
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You? I just saw my baby brother use the phrase "clitoral hood".
It was more of a copy/paste...
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Old 01-13-2010, 07:36 PM   #281
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It was more of a copy/paste...
So, you and GoChiefs really do have a lot in common.
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Old 01-13-2010, 07:38 PM   #282
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So, you and GoChiefs really do have a lot in common.
Neither of them have any idea what a clitoral hood actually is, but they can use it in a sentence. Or rather copy-and-paste somebody using it in a sentence.

It's like packfan with h-backs.

(now there's a reference at least half the board won't get)
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Old 01-13-2010, 08:00 PM   #283
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So, you and GoChiefs really do have a lot in common.
The difference is he knows all the names from books, websites, and maybe a YouTube video; OTOH, I know the places without knowing the names...until I found the steps for that particular technique, I just called the hood "flap that looks like a church's entrance."
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Old 01-13-2010, 08:12 PM   #284
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The difference is he knows all the names from books, websites, and maybe a YouTube video; OTOH, I know the places without knowing the names...until I found the steps for that particular technique, I just called the hood "flap that looks like a church's entrance."
I've heard you should explore "down there"...
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Old 01-13-2010, 08:41 PM   #285
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I've heard you should explore "down there"...


I should more often...that whole twenties is your physical peak thing...oh, wait.
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