You ever get smitten and have to put on the brakes?

[tooge]

So I'm out of town this past weekend. I end up at a sports type restaurant/bar with a couple of buddies I went with. We are there watching tv for 3 or 4 hours, and in that time this gorgeous brunette sitting right behind me starts smiling when I walk by and in general, taking an interest in me. I'm married with kids. Happily. Dont wander on the wife and dont think I ever could. BUT, this gal had me mezmerized. Something about her, cant really explain it. She smelled great and had a beautiful smile, hair, and veluptuous (not at all "fat") body. I realized I was getting pretty damned attracted to her and decided I had to put the brakes on. I told my buddies we should go check out another bar or two. We left, that is all. How can you barely know someone and then have a hard time stopping thinking about her? Wierd stuff. Had to share.

[keg in kc]

Originally Posted by JD10367

She likes it if you send lots of flowers and cholocates

Shit, I wouldn't do that for a women I did have a shot with.

[JD10367]

"Sorry, he's Australian."

"Well, I might just have to go there!"

[Dartgod]

Originally Posted by SensibleChiefsfan

If I had too big of a reaction...

Change a couple of letters and this sentence takes on a whole new meaning.

[gblowfish]

Originally Posted by Pestilence

It's ok to look at the menu.....as long as you don't order off of it.

This. My dad told me this a long time ago.
Also:
It's easy to get in the dog house and real hard to get out.

[LaChapelle]

You're no Toyota

[tooge]

Originally Posted by CoMoChief

pussy

I'm sure you would have bent her over the table right then and there no?

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by Pestilence

It's ok to look at the menu.....as long as you don't order off of it.

I hear this all the time (although the end variation is "as long as you eat at home"). I asked my wife what her viewpoint on take-out and drive-thru was, and she slapped me. I mean, is it REALLY ruining your dinner appetite, if you're eating it quickly in the car?

[tooge]

Originally Posted by gblowfish

This. My dad told me this a long time ago.
Also:
It's easy to get in the dog house and real hard to get out.

Yep that is how I operate also. This one was different probably cause I'm 43 and this gal was 25. Who says falttery will get you knowhere?

[Stewie]

I could write a novel. It's frustrating as hell. The women put up the wall, not me.

You had toilet paper hanging out of your ass, tooge.

No, really though - you still have it.

[CoMoChief]

Originally Posted by tooge

I'm sure you would have bent her over the table right then and there no?

No, but I wouldn't tell my buddies that we need to go check out other bars etc because of a hot girl. Esp if I was married.

Uh oh, hot girl lookin at me, must leave bar to save me from doing something stupid.

[NewChief]

We hang out with a lot of couples and have a pretty active social life. My wife recently told me that she thinks one of the wives is hitting on me. Damn if that didn't plant the seed in my head. I hadn't even thought of this girl in that way until my wife said she was hitting on me.

It's been a little awkward the few times I've seen her since then. I wish my wife would have just kept her mouth shut.... maybe my wife is wanting a threesome though. Hmmm...

Just kidding on the threesome thing.

[Reerun_KC]

Originally Posted by JD10367

She was asking for rape, with that outfit and makeup and cologne. /ReligiousNutbag

If she was wearing cologne and not perfume, you might want to rethink your choices...

[Reerun_KC]

Originally Posted by NewPhin

We hang out with a lot of couples and have a pretty active social life. My wife recently told me that she thinks one of the wives is hitting on me. Damn if that didn't plant the seed in my head. I hadn't even thought of this girl in that way until my wife said she was hitting on me.

It's been a little awkward the few times I've seen her since then. I wish my wife would have just kept her mouth shut.... maybe my wife is wanting a threesome though. Hmmm...

Just kidding on the threesome thing.

That happens... It really bugs me from then on out... I feel very uncomfortable around those people now... When before the thought never crossed my mind. Not even remotely... Now every time I see those people, I am like, Goddammit wife, I enjoyed these people more when I was clueless...

Sometimes it pays to .

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by NewPhin

We hang out with a lot of couples and have a pretty active social life. My wife recently told me that she thinks one of the wives is hitting on me. Damn if that didn't plant the seed in my head. I hadn't even thought of this girl in that way until my wife said she was hitting on me.

Men can be pretty clueless about that. I never know when a woman is interested. Plus, you're married, and thus the "untouchable" is always intriguing to them...

It's been a little awkward the few times I've seen her since then. I wish my wife would have just kept her mouth shut.... maybe my wife is wanting a threesome though. Hmmm...

Just kidding on the threesome thing.

Why just kidding? Ask your wife, man! Ask her!!! Hell, for me personally, it wouldn't even have to involve me actually nailin' the chick... I'd settle for some oral/hand off her and then just watch the women do their stuff. "You know, honey, I love you very much, and I'm happy with our relationship, but if YOU'D like to bring another woman in for some experimentation... for you... I'll do it."

Oh, yeah, and we really need a pic of the chick to let you know for sure.

Oh, yeah, and a pic of you, and the woman's husband, 'cause if you can't kick his ass you probably don't want to be getting down with his woman.