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Old 02-04-2011, 08:39 PM  
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Would you have sex with a smoking hot chick if you knew she has crabs?
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Old 02-04-2011, 09:19 PM   #16
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Old 02-04-2011, 09:21 PM   #17
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Only if I felt I had no shot at getting a smoking hot chick who did not have crabs.

And if I weren't married, of course.

Fortunately for me I have a beautiful, parasite-free wife.

I think I should make a point of telling her that tonight. Sometimes we take our loved ones for granted. I bet when I tell her she'll shed a little tear.
That parasite free part could make a great hallmark card:

Sorry i've been so b!tchy
I've just been really itchy
Here's a sample of shampoo
try it and you will feel better too
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Old 02-04-2011, 09:26 PM   #18
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Old 02-04-2011, 09:26 PM   #19
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I banged a lot lizard once and I knew she had the crabs. She was constantly scratching herself while she was at the front counter buying some Pall Malls and Vagasil. We made eye contact, she blushed and the rest was history. I think she was about 4 months pregnant. Does that count as a 3-way?
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Old 02-04-2011, 09:43 PM   #20
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just manscape your "area" and then breakout the crab shampoo ... gone in 24-48 hours.
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Old 02-04-2011, 09:48 PM   #21
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No.

There's always the next smokin hot chic. Now if I thought that I would never get another chance.........maybe.

But I probably wouldn't eat it without melted butter. That would be gross.
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Old 02-04-2011, 09:51 PM   #22
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Not a chance. If she's got crabs, the odds are good she's got other creatures too.
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Old 02-04-2011, 09:53 PM   #23
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I like how people say "Yes, they would have sex with a smoking hot chick if she has crabs" then they make a condition about shaving and shampooing to eliminate them before having sex with her.

Me? **** NO! I'm not that desperate for pussy.
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Old 02-04-2011, 09:56 PM   #24
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Old 02-04-2011, 10:15 PM   #25
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Old 02-04-2011, 10:17 PM   #26
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Old 02-04-2011, 10:27 PM   #27
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I already have sex with a smoking hot chick 3-4x a week whether I need it or not and she's not infested. So, I'm gonna have to pass.
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Old 02-04-2011, 10:33 PM   #28
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I already have sex with a smoking hot chick 3-4x a week whether I need it or not and she's not infested. So, I'm gonna have to pass.

3 to 4 times per week? BS meter just went off.
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**** yes. Jesus **** yes I would. They have shit to get rid of crabs, hell I'd burn the forest down to bang her.
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I already have sex with a smoking hot chick 3-4x a week whether I need it or not and she's not infested. So, I'm gonna have to pass.
do you blow her up with your mouth or an air compressor?
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