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Kind of a mod
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Creepy.
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Banned
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Hot.
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You think you can get by this?
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No way. Even if I was close to my mom.
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Greatest QB Duo of 2015
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Awesome.
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C.H.I.E.F.S
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Sara Connell?I'll be back!
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MVP
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I don't know the outcome of the case but there was a woman here in Austin who's son was killed during a robbery downtown who was suing to get his sperm while he was still in a coma so she could have his child.
Strange world we live in.
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Seeking the Truth daily
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Is this the Raider board?
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SuperBowl or bust
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Legendary
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Cheaterlover*
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"I'm My Own Grandpa".
(Note: I would've put the lyrics here, but for some ****ing reason, every lyric website I go to doesn't allow you to CTL-C the lyrics. What the ****?!? When did song lyrics become like ****ing gold, that you can't copy them off the page? You can find porn, drugs, and all sorts of things on the Internet, but you can't copy a ****ing written song lyric? Rot in hell, mother****ers.) |
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I'll be back.
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I bet the doctor was holding back his gag reflex.
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C.H.I.E.F.S
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I bet they had a 3some at first to see if they could do it the old fashioned way.
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Banned
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Buddy Christ is a Chiefs fan
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Now many many years ago when I was twenty-three I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed Oh I'm my own grandpa I'm my own granpa It sounds funny I know, But it really is so Oh I'm my own grandpa This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life My daughter was my mother 'cause she was my father's wife To complicate the matter even though it brought me joy I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad For if he was my uncle, then that also made him br'ther Of the widow's grown-up daughter who was also my stepmother Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue Because altho' she is my wife, she's my grandmother too Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild For now I have become the strangest case I ever saw As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa
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