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Old 07-05-2011, 06:14 PM  
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Gladiator Round 1, Match 18: sofa king vs. pr_capone

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M-16 military rifle with 20 rounds

No backup weapon

Time to plan: 55 seconds


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M-1 Garand semiautomatic rifle with bayonet (8 bullets)

Backup bowie knife

Time to plan: 115 seconds



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Waist deep in the Amazon river

Starting distance: 834 feet
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Old 07-05-2011, 11:00 PM   #31
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Old 07-05-2011, 11:36 PM   #32
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Since you're both in the water, who's taller?

The taller person is a bigger target.
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Old 07-06-2011, 01:17 AM   #33
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Did you get marksman with an M1?
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Old 07-06-2011, 03:25 AM   #34
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Damn, tough one.

Capone looks for more tree leaves for camouflage. As he bends over to pick up some, he is stung by a deadly Amazonian snake right in his left buttcheek. He dies instantly. Sofa finds him 3 days later and claims he killed him. Sofa is killed in the next battle.
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Old 07-06-2011, 03:56 AM   #35
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Better gun, more than 3x the bullets, fairly close quarters. There's no way i should lose this. I've shot a hell of a lot of deer at that distance, and those are 1 shotters. The water if anything hurts him a hell of a lot more. his 6 shells will be gone in no time.
Where did you learn math?
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Old 07-06-2011, 07:19 AM   #36
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sofa king has more rounds. Going with him.
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Old 07-06-2011, 07:19 AM   #37
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It is actually 8 rounds... but I only need 1, bitch.



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With an M-16?
Nope. Have you ever shot a M1? Doubt it. I bet when you shot your targets you were nice and steady, using a rest. Don't forget you're in a moving river this time.... those extra bullets would be a really nice addition to your arsenal...


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If not, then you have no idea how to handle that weapon properly. Yeah, you have the basic know hows on how to handle a weapon but a shotgun is completely different from an M-16.
no shit Sherlock.

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"Look at me! I can hit a bright orange target with a weapon that spreads its load over a large area!"
Yes. An orange moving target a far distance for that weapon. Not as easy as you make it out to be, otherwise everyone would be hitting over 40. Lotta hand eye coordination involved, which would come in handy in a river gunfight.

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Have you ever hit a target from 300 yards out with a rifle? I have.
Plenty of deer have died at that distance. 30-06, 25-06 and 7mm are my 3 favorite weapons. The 30-06 was my grandpas, and it was open sights for a lot of years. The last doe i shot last year came with my buddies M4.

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Here is a cookie for your accomplishments.

So now you have gone from touting your prowess on a completely different style of gun, but now you are bringing in a weapon that is not even mentioned in the scenario.
A darts not a weapon silly. It's a dart.


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While I concede that you have the superior weapon, you merely have more ammunition.
Superior weapon and superior ammunition?



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How big a boy are you?
I'm tall and slender. Tall enough to get out of the water, slender enough that'd i'd have you floating down the river long before you could touch me.
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Old 07-06-2011, 07:29 AM   #38
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sorry pone but you got stuck with and inferior fire arm.
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Old 07-06-2011, 12:11 PM   #39
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Modern military warfare gets the win, and the caimans get pr_capone. Half-mast for the veteran, folks. Show some respect.
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Old 07-06-2011, 12:14 PM   #40
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Old 07-06-2011, 12:51 PM   #41
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Hrm. Now that I'm dead... I'm so gonna haunt you.

That and I'm gonna peek whilst Mrs. King takes showers.
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Old 07-06-2011, 01:41 PM   #42
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Hrm. Now that I'm dead... I'm so gonna haunt you.

That and I'm gonna peek whilst Mrs. King takes showers.
I hope we can still be friends.

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Old 07-06-2011, 05:11 PM   #43
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