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Old 07-11-2011, 05:27 PM  
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Gladiator Round 2, Match 12: guru vs. yhf
guru:

Spear (6 foot)

Backup weapon: Two fist-sized rocks, one of which has a slightly sharp edge

Time to prepare: 44 seconds


yhf:

A star wars light saber (his choice of color)

No backup weapon

Special Factor: You ate some really, really bad sushi the night before and are afflicted with a violent case of diarrhea

Time to prepare: 44 seconds


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USS Seawolf (SSN-21) 1,000 feet below the surface in the middle of the Pacific ocean (no sailors on board - remotely piloted). Starting distance 350 feet - 1 at bow, 1 at stern.
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Old 07-11-2011, 05:51 PM   #16
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Rain Man, when is it that you actually conduct real business in life?

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Old 07-11-2011, 05:54 PM   #17
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A spear in those quarters is not going to be particularly effective.

Lightsaber all the way.
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Old 07-11-2011, 05:55 PM   #18
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By the way, I have to add that if his saber play goes wonky, he's going to start flooding the sub, and dying in shit-water would be an awful way to go.
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Old 07-11-2011, 05:56 PM   #19
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But is it explosive diarrhea? The light saber could be the surprise factor here, yhf could blow up without Guru doing anything.
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Old 07-11-2011, 05:59 PM   #20
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Lightsaber slices spear in half

Unless yhf tries some crazy Darth Maul acrobatic shit and slices his own arm(s) off...Guru = ****ed
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Old 07-11-2011, 06:11 PM   #21
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Light saber beats Rock as often as paper beats rock.
yhf wins!!@!
BTW- I hope I get the midget sidekick in round 3. (no weapon, not even a light saber, can beat me w/ my midget sidekick)
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Old 07-11-2011, 06:43 PM   #22
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yhf won't do shit while he's shitting.

Vote Guru.
No chance in hell Kurdt. I'll prolly have shit in my shoes by the time I get to guru but the indomitable saber will prevail.
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Old 07-11-2011, 06:48 PM   #23
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No chance in hell Kurdt. I'll prolly have shit in my shoes by the time I get to guru but the indomitable saber will prevail.
yeah, but which color did you choose?
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Old 07-11-2011, 06:52 PM   #24
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yeah, but which color did you choose?
Holy hell, you can choose your shit color??!!? No one told me this.
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Old 07-11-2011, 06:52 PM   #25
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If a guy was approaching me with a light saber that I knew wanted to kill me and all I had was a spear and some rocks I'd involuntarily chit my pants which would take away that advantage.
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Old 07-11-2011, 07:00 PM   #26
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Old 07-11-2011, 07:02 PM   #27
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yeah, but which color did you choose?
After a bit of research I have settled on a green saber. I beleive Yoda's saber was green and best I can figure he was a badass and I like the way he talks.
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Old 07-11-2011, 07:07 PM   #28
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After a bit of research I have settled on a green saber. I beleive Yoda's saber was green and best I can figure he was a badass and I like the way he talks.
green is an acceptable color, you got my vote.
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Old 07-11-2011, 07:41 PM   #29
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Normally, I'd take the lightsaber with diarrhea, but on a submarine I think I'll take the spear and rocks. I vote Guru.
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Old 07-11-2011, 07:50 PM   #30
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Normally, I'd take the lightsaber with diarrhea, but on a submarine I think I'll take the spear and rocks. I vote Guru.
I fail to see the sabers disadvantage on the sub, besides I picked a green saber everybody is aware of the inherent sub friendly quality of the green saber.
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