Chiefs Best Way for Revenge! - Page 8

God of Thunder · 02-21-2012, 07:35 AM

Some may think this is childish.......and well, it is.

Anyway, my EX girlfriend, who is 24, is now dating a 38 year old. This is the dude she left me for. Anywho, she contacts me yesterday and wants to have DINNER as "friends" tonight so she can see me and just talk. She doesn't want it to be a date, but just friends.

Anyway, I suggest going to the Mavericks game after dinner and she doesn't want to go watch boring hockey.

Well......since she shit on me 100 times, is a liar, and a cheat, there ain't NO WAY IN HELL I will see this girl for dinner (I mean....honestly). So, I am going to go to the hockey game with my friend.

But.....what's the best course for revenge here?

Do I....

A. Lead her on for dinner all day, and then 20 minutes before hand, tell her plans have changed?

B. Not answer any calls/texts?

C. ???????

Chief_For_Life58 · 02-21-2012, 12:19 PM

I think decision C is the best. (C) Go to a pet store, buy some fruit flies, ok with me still? Head to mcdonalds, buy a big mac, head home. Take the big mac out of the mcdonalds box and place it in the shipping box. Add the fruit flies. Poke a few holes in the box for air. Tape that bitch up. Send it to your ex. Surprise baby!

ForeverChiefs58 · 02-21-2012, 12:23 PM

Give her a box

Radar Chief · 02-21-2012, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiefnj2

What a shock. She dumped you for somebody older and more mature. Maybe there is a lesson that you are missing.

A developing pattern.

listopencil · 02-21-2012, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Radar Chief

A developing pattern.

I'm amazed by how many women in the 18-28 age range hit on me, and I'm 44 years old. It almost inevitably turns out that they are frustrated by how immature the boys are in their age group.

trndobrd · 02-21-2012, 12:37 PM

She called you because she is either feeling guilty about how she left things with you, or she wants to see if she can still whistle and have you come running....probably the latter.

Don't play games or stand her up, you will lose whatever moral high ground you might have had. The best advice is "Sorry, I already have plans. In fact, this whole month is shaping up to be really busy."

trndobrd · 02-21-2012, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil

I'm amazed by how many women in the 18-28 age range hit on me, and I'm 44 years old. It almost inevitably turns out that they are frustrated by how immature the boys are in their age group.

....and your piercing eyes, refined tastes, and chiseled physique.

**Gonzo** · 02-21-2012, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil

I'm amazed by how many women in the 18-28 age range hit on me, and I'm 44 years old. It almost inevitably turns out that they are frustrated by how immature the boys are in their age group.

I know what you mean. I have younger chicks hitting on my constantly.
Always yelling, "You looking for a date?" or "You looking for a good time!?" THis shit happens out on the street all the time.

I had one ask me if I wanted a "Half and half" but I told her I don't drink coffee.

I am so awesome.

listopencil · 02-21-2012, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo

I know what you mean. I have younger chicks hitting on my constantly.
Always yelling, "You looking for a date?" or "You looking for a good time!?" THis shit happens out on the street all the time.

I had one ask me if I wanted a "Half and half" but I told her I don't drink coffee.

I am so awesome.

**gblowfish** · 02-21-2012, 12:45 PM

Go lay across her front porch.
You seem to want to be her doormat....

**Rain Man** · 02-21-2012, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo

I know what you mean. I have younger chicks hitting on my constantly.
Always yelling, "You looking for a date?" or "You looking for a good time!?" THis shit happens out on the street all the time.

I had one ask me if I wanted a "Half and half" but I told her I don't drink coffee.

I am so awesome.

I was just in a Starbucks the other day and this very attractive young woman behind the counter looked at me and said, "What would you like?" I have to tell you, it kind of floored me for a second. But then I figured, hey, she was the one with the courage to put herself out there, so I told her. But women are fickle, because then she didn't act interested at all.

Radar Chief · 02-21-2012, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil

I'm amazed by how many women in the 18-28 age range hit on me, and I'm 44 years old. It almost inevitably turns out that they are frustrated by how immature the boys are in their age group.

Well that makes one of us.
Last time I went out clubbing I asked a chick to dance and she looked at me like I’d asked her to a date rape, audibly squealed then took off at slightly under a full sprint for the opposite corner of the room.

**Dartgod** · 02-21-2012, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Radar Chief

Well that makes one of us.
Last time I went out clubbing I asked a chick to dance and she looked at me like I’d asked her to a date rape, audibly squealed then took off at slightly under a full sprint for the opposite corner of the room.

Last time I went clubbing, it wasn't called "clubbing".

Frosty · 02-21-2012, 01:19 PM

Get a thinner girlfriend. That will show her.

02-21-2012, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod

Last time I went clubbing, it wasn't called "clubbing".

Last time I went clubbing I quite literally carried a club.

**Dartgod** · 02-21-2012, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Last time I went clubbing I quite literally carried a club.

Og?

02-21-2012, 07:35 AM
God of Thunder Trained to reign as the one. Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Casino cash: $8849344	Best Way for Revenge! Some may think this is childish.......and well, it is. Anyway, my EX girlfriend, who is 24, is now dating a 38 year old. This is the dude she left me for. Anywho, she contacts me yesterday and wants to have DINNER as "friends" tonight so she can see me and just talk. She doesn't want it to be a date, but just friends. Anyway, I suggest going to the Mavericks game after dinner and she doesn't want to go watch boring hockey. Well......since she shit on me 100 times, is a liar, and a cheat, there ain't NO WAY IN HELL I will see this girl for dinner (I mean....honestly). So, I am going to go to the hockey game with my friend. But.....what's the best course for revenge here? Do I.... A. Lead her on for dinner all day, and then 20 minutes before hand, tell her plans have changed? B. Not answer any calls/texts? C. ???????
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02-21-2012, 12:19 PM	#106
Chief_For_Life58 Veteran Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: KC Casino cash: $9925938	I think decision C is the best. (C) Go to a pet store, buy some fruit flies, ok with me still? Head to mcdonalds, buy a big mac, head home. Take the big mac out of the mcdonalds box and place it in the shipping box. Add the fruit flies. Poke a few holes in the box for air. Tape that bitch up. Send it to your ex. Surprise baby!
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02-21-2012, 12:23 PM	#107
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