Football Elvis Dumervil arrested - Page 25

Quesadilla Joe · 07-15-2012, 01:15 PM

The Miami-Dade (Fla.) court website confirms Elvis Dumervil was arrested for aggravated assault with a firearm.

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-King- · 07-17-2012, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco

they were locked in traffic and they had reason to believe that the woman was going to be violent. It's not un-reasonable if you can't move.

Yes, flashing guns is a perfectly reasonable response to traffic problems.

Garcia Bronco · 07-17-2012, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by -King-

The police report says that both of them flashed guns. So the victims were lying about seeing Dooms gun and just got lucky that he just so happened to have on in his car? What a coinky dink.

The police report is based on a statment from the woman. This however does not indicate that the report is truthful. And believe me...I wanted him hung yesterday, but now that more facts are coming out...it's not as simple as it appeared.

Quesadilla Joe · 07-17-2012, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by -King-

Yes, flashing guns is a perfectly reasonable response to traffic problems.

It is for the hoods that Doom hangs out with. I'm sure if somebody threw a bottle at your car after cutting you off, you would get of your car and give them a piece of your mind.

Garcia Bronco · 07-17-2012, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by -King-

Yes, flashing guns is a perfectly reasonable response to traffic problems.

I would typically agree, but we're still not sure that actually happened. Further, they woman was already being violent at that point. Eve further still...there are crazy people out there and for some there's only one way to deal with them...in a language they can understand.

I've had to pull mine out in traffic. I cut this guy off. HE got mad and blocked me over to the shoulder. He came out of his car with tire iron talking about how he was going to teach me a lesson. I pulled out my weapon, leveled it at him, and told him "sorry for cutting you off, but if you take another step with that tire iron that I am going to empty my gun into your chest." His girl got him to backdown and they drove off, then I called the police.

**Bowser** · 07-17-2012, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco

they were locked in traffic and they had reason to believe that the woman was going to be violent. It's not un-reasonable if you can't move.

So Elvis Dumervil, Pro Bowl NFL player, though his life was in danger from some crazy woman throwing a bottle at his car? Or was he just pissed off that his high dollar ride got dinged up by a bottle?

He was and is an idiot. He has to realize who he is and what it means if he reacts the way he did. If it was really that important, let the friend go intimidate her.

MagicHef · 07-17-2012, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

My god, Dumervil just shot MagicHef! Someone run to a Victoria's Secret and call the police!

I'm okay. A white Impala pulled up and chased him off by throwing some bottles.

Pasta Little Brioni · 07-17-2012, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco

they were locked in traffic and they had reason to believe that the woman was going to be violent. It's not un-reasonable if you can't move.

Pasta Little Brioni · 07-17-2012, 12:13 PM

Bury head in sand, scream lalalalalalallallaallalalala, and it'll all go away.

Garcia Bronco · 07-17-2012, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

So Elvis Dumervil, Pro Bowl NFL player, though his life was in danger from some crazy woman throwing a bottle at his car? Or was he just pissed off that his high dollar ride got dinged up by a bottle?

He was and is an idiot. He has to realize who he is and what it means if he reacts the way he did. If it was really that important, let the friend go intimidate her.

She was the agressor. Not Dummervil. I am not saying brandishing a weapon is the way to deal with it. There are situations when that applies. First comes a bottle...then comes a tire iron. It's hard to say what anyone would do, but I would agree with you as the situation was originally reported.

Frazod · 07-17-2012, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco

they were locked in traffic and they had reason to believe that the woman was going to be violent. It's not un-reasonable if you can't move.

You're ****ing kidding, right? I mean, this has to be an attempt at humor. Right?

Those poor defenseless 260 pound professional athletes.

MagicHef · 07-17-2012, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by -King-

The police report says that both of them flashed guns. So the victims were lying about seeing Dooms gun and just got lucky that he just so happened to have on in his car? What a coinky dink.

I thought it wasn't his car or his gun. How would he know if his friend had a gun in his glovebox?

Garcia Bronco · 07-17-2012, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

You're ****ing kidding, right? I mean, this has to be an attempt at humor. Right?

Those poor defenseless 260 pound professional athletes.

Well I tell you what...you come on down here to Colorado and let me throw a couple of glass bottles at you and you tell me how you feel about it. I assume you and Doom are about the same weight. :P

Pasta Little Brioni · 07-17-2012, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco

Well I tell you what...you come on down here to Colorado and let me throw a couple of glass bottles at you and you tell me how you feel about it. I assume you and Doom are about the same weight. :P

Does she have a fridge on the back of her truck?

tooge · 07-17-2012, 12:17 PM

If Plaxico Burress got a few years in prison and some time off of the NFL for accidentally shooting himself in the leg, then I'd imagine that Roger is gonna give Elvis some time off simply for lying about having a gun. From the precedent set by the NFL, they simply dont **** around with incidents involving guns and bad behavior.

MagicHef · 07-17-2012, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by tooge

If Plaxico Burress got a few years in prison and some time off of the NFL for accidentally shooting himself in the leg, then I'd imagine that Roger is gonna give Elvis some time off simply for lying about having a gun. From the precedent set by the NFL, they simply dont **** around with incidents involving guns and bad behavior.

Goodell didn't give Plax any time off. I didn't realize that until I looked it up just now. The Giants suspended him for the 4 remaining games of the season (as if he were going to play them with a GSW in his leg), and that was it.

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