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Old 05-17-2013, 08:36 PM  
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Ok, so I am at the gym doing some Iso-Lat Rows. I am facing out the window overlooking the tanning salon. Normally this is a nice view given all the female hotness you see walking in.

So I see this guy pull up on a Harley type bike, complete with bedroll. I'm think surely this dude is here to pick up his woman, when I see him get off the bike, open up what I thought was a bedroll but turned out to be some kind of storage box and pulls out his bottle of tanning oil, and then proceeds to go in and get his tan on.
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Old 05-17-2013, 10:50 PM   #16
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Ok, so I am at the gym doing some Iso-Lat Rows. I am facing out the window overlooking the tanning salon. Normally this is a nice view given all the female hotness you see walking in.

So I see this guy pull up on a Harley type bike, complete with bedroll. I'm think surely this dude is here to pick up his woman, when I see him get off the bike, open up what I thought was a bedroll but turned out to be some kind of storage box and pulls out his bottle of tanning oil, and then proceeds to go in and get his tan on.
So a guy went to a tanning salon? It's not my thing either, but you seem to be easily shockable.
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Old 05-17-2013, 10:55 PM   #17
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So a guy went to a tanning salon? It's not my thing either, but you seem to be easily shockable.
Well to be fair, it's one of his better threads
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Old 05-17-2013, 10:57 PM   #18
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So a guy went to a tanning salon? It's not my thing either, but you seem to be easily shockable.
Sorry, man. I tend to forget you are a metrosexual and the idea of a guy having a fake bedroll to carry his tanning oil on his motorcycle is something you wish you had thought of for yourself.

My bad.
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Old 05-17-2013, 10:59 PM   #19
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Unless he steps on my toes on the way in, I really wouldn't care wtf he was doing there...
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Old 05-17-2013, 11:05 PM   #20
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Normally this is a nice view given all the female hotness you see walking in.
You're gym is obviously not across the street from my tanning salon.
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Old 05-17-2013, 11:31 PM   #21
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Ok, so I am at the gym doing some Iso-Lat Rows. I am facing out the window overlooking the tanning salon. Normally this is a nice view given all the female hotness you see walking in.

So I see this guy pull up on a Harley type bike, complete with bedroll. I'm think surely this dude is here to pick up his woman, when I see him get off the bike, open up what I thought was a bedroll but turned out to be some kind of storage box and pulls out his bottle of tanning oil, and then proceeds to go in and get his tan on.
You are an idiot. Tanning actually makes people feel better. You are just a tough CP bitch.
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Old 05-17-2013, 11:33 PM   #22
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The "Man Card" concept is stupid, insulting, and trite.
so how many years ago did yours get taken away?


I really hate faux bikers
if you are out in the wind,this time of year you are getting a tan
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Old 05-18-2013, 12:16 AM   #23
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so how many years ago did yours get taken away?


I really hate faux bikers
if you are out in the wind,this time of year you are getting a tan
Yeah, on about 1/3 of your body.
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Old 05-18-2013, 12:21 AM   #24
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Damn, Pete, you started a metrosexual stampede!

Hope you didn't get trampled under their sharp little high heels...
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Old 05-18-2013, 12:22 AM   #25
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The "Man Card" concept is stupid, insulting, and trite.
You never had one.
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Old 05-18-2013, 12:54 AM   #26
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Your first problem is you were doing rows. And your 2nd is checking out all the under-aged girls go into tan. Dude. 3rd is you watch the guy long enough to know exactly he was doing... Where's your man card?
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Yeah, on about 1/3 of your body.
At most. Full face helmet, jeans, possibly a light pair of gloves for better grip. Maybe you don't cover your arms with any kind of a riding jacket... I'd say 20 percent or less.
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