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Old 05-17-2013, 08:36 PM  
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Ok, so I am at the gym doing some Iso-Lat Rows. I am facing out the window overlooking the tanning salon. Normally this is a nice view given all the female hotness you see walking in.

So I see this guy pull up on a Harley type bike, complete with bedroll. I'm think surely this dude is here to pick up his woman, when I see him get off the bike, open up what I thought was a bedroll but turned out to be some kind of storage box and pulls out his bottle of tanning oil, and then proceeds to go in and get his tan on.
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Old 05-18-2013, 01:12 PM   #46
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There's only 1 time a man should fake bake...

It's before you go on a vacation to a tropical place. It's smart to tan a little before you go so your skin can get somewhat accustomed to the tropical sun
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Old 05-18-2013, 01:32 PM   #47
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Old 05-18-2013, 02:28 PM   #48
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I think a man or woman tanning like this is pretty lame.. but it's a strange and superficial world. It doesn't affect me, and doesn't hurt anyone (but maybe themselves), so it's trivial and not worth much thought.
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Old 05-18-2013, 02:52 PM   #49
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Again, it's not about a guy tanning. It's about the "I'm a tough biker guy but not really" thing. I mean you have a fake bedroll that makes it look like you're some big time biker and it turns out not only is the bedroll fake, it's your carrier for your copper tone!!!

Lmao
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Old 05-18-2013, 03:00 PM   #50
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You're like the gym version of the gossippy old biddy looking out her window keeping tabs on what everyone in the neighborhood is doing.
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Old 05-18-2013, 03:09 PM   #51
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You're like the gym version of the gossippy old biddy looking out her window keeping tabs on what everyone in the neighborhood is doing.
Lol.... Uh.... Okay
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Old 05-18-2013, 03:12 PM   #52
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Again, it's not about a guy tanning. It's about the "I'm a tough biker guy but not really" thing. I mean you have a fake bedroll that makes it look like you're some big time biker and it turns out not only is the bedroll fake, it's your carrier for your copper tone!!!

Lmao
Crazy thing. I go to Cardiac rehab 3 times a week and as I'm working out (facing windows) I don't even bother to look out the windows for other dudes on motorcycles. Let alone what they carry in their bike.
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Old 05-18-2013, 03:12 PM   #53
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There's only 1 time a man should fake bake...

It's before you go on a vacation to a tropical place. It's smart to tan a little before you go so your skin can get somewhat accustomed to the tropical sun
Exactly.
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Old 05-18-2013, 03:16 PM   #54
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Crazy thing. I go to Cardiac rehab 3 times a week and as I'm working out (facing windows) I don't even bother to look out the windows for other dudes on motorcycles. Let alone what they carry in their bike.
When there is a ton of hottie milfs going in that place you tough it through the occasional male. Having said that if you are facing a window that has female hotness walking by it and you don't take notice the check the thread title is all i will say
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Old 05-18-2013, 03:20 PM   #55
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When there is a ton of hottie milfs going in that place you tough it through the occasional male. Having said that if you are facing a window that has female hotness walking by it and you don't take notice the check the thread title is all i will say
, hopefully you don't eye rape them as you did the biker guy.
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Old 05-18-2013, 03:21 PM   #56
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, hopefully you don't eye rape them as you did the biker guy.
Ok, that was funny.... Sorta lol
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Old 05-18-2013, 03:28 PM   #57
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Tanning does cause the body to make Vitamin D, which is really important for the skin and body. But it's also pretty dangerous. The UV exposure is super concentrated, and can do a lot more harm than good. Even in low moderation.
20 minutes in the sun is approximately 3 days worth of vitamin d and its free
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Old 05-18-2013, 03:30 PM   #58
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Some people tan because they have skin problems that the tanning helps with.
Again, not about the tanning. Dude rolled up on his bike like he was a hardcore biker but failed. It's like the guy who sticks a cobra emblem on his v6 mustang.
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Old 05-18-2013, 04:04 PM   #59
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Most bikers are actually pussies, I don't know how many I've talked to that have a voice like a little girl . They got all the tatoos and long hair and stuff and then you talk to them and it hurts their little feelings when you just start laughing.
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Fake baked tans look like shit.

I don't care either way. If you like having the skin texture and color of a basketball, it's a great way to achieve that look.
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