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Old 08-30-2013, 04:12 PM  
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You get blamed for stupid crap too?
I drove my wife's van to the grocery store last night. It's about 2 miles away...

Today I get a nasty text from her about leaving her on empty.

Really?
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Old 08-30-2013, 04:48 PM   #16
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Drove the van a couple of years back. The wife ran errands the next day and then bitched me at because the gas light came on when she was heading home.

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Old 08-30-2013, 04:50 PM   #17
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Why does she need the van? Does she need to drive herself to the kitchen?
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Old 08-30-2013, 04:53 PM   #18
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Old 08-30-2013, 04:54 PM   #19
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Or she had a lead on a sale on Celebrator and was going to surprise you with it. In that case, you really should have filled the tank up.













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Old 08-30-2013, 04:56 PM   #20
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I told my wife I was taking her truck to work one morning, but ended up taking mine. A few days later she text me that same shit "thanks for using all the gas in my truck"

I said:

**** off, I didn't take your truck. Stop letting that ****ing thing run empty.
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Old 08-30-2013, 04:57 PM   #21
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Old 08-30-2013, 04:58 PM   #22
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I always let my wife drive whatever is on empty.

She has more free time than I do
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Old 08-30-2013, 04:59 PM   #23
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And I suppose it would be stupid to ask if when you were going out the door she asked 'If you take my van you'll fill it up right?'.
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Old 08-30-2013, 04:59 PM   #24
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Why does she need the van? Does she need to drive herself to the kitchen?
I hope not. I like my food to be edible.
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Old 08-30-2013, 05:02 PM   #25
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Old 08-30-2013, 05:02 PM   #26
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Tell her you will no longer be picking up groceries, since you clearly suck at it.

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Old 08-30-2013, 05:02 PM   #27
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Old 08-30-2013, 05:05 PM   #28
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The wife was having a long agitated conversation with one of her friends on the phone the other day. After she hung up she walked into the living room and I said ",What was up with that?" She starts to tell the story and pretty quickly gives up and says ",nevermind...it's too hard to explain." Later that night she's giving the cold shoulder. I finally asked what was wrong, and she goes ", I just can't talk to you about anything." WTF??
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Old 08-30-2013, 05:10 PM   #30
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He kept criticizing her for leaving the car low on gas, and then framed her for a murder.
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