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Old 01-13-2010, 11:20 AM  
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How To Make Love To A Woman
So this girl Ive been seeing for a while now is telling me she loves me and the next time she comes over (tomorrow night) she doesnt want me to **** her, she wants me to "make love to her". I haven't "made love" to someone in so long I don't think I remember how. Obviously it would come naturally if I was in love with her, but Im not so I need to fake this somehow. Any advice/tips would be appreciated.
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Old 01-13-2010, 06:36 PM   #241
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I think it's funny and sad at the same time you're going to fake love her. Just pound her and throw her out. If she wants love making and you don't so be it. Just keep tappin dat arse and if she gets mad without the love making just tell her this is all I want.
He apparently doesn't know how to be honest.
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Old 01-13-2010, 06:41 PM   #242
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He apparently doesn't know how to be honest.
And how to be alone.
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Old 01-13-2010, 06:49 PM   #243
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Old 01-13-2010, 06:50 PM   #244
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To me, a lack of honesty shows a lack of respect. How can he "really like" this girl if he doesn't even respect her enough to be honest with her.?

The first thread or two on this were entertaining. Now it's just sad. I hope he makes up this shit for entertainment purposes.
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Old 01-13-2010, 06:50 PM   #245
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He apparently doesn't know how to be honest.
Ah, yes. Women are ALWAYS truthful...
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Old 01-13-2010, 06:52 PM   #246
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Ah, yes. Women are ALWAYS truthful...
This dude is NEVER truthful. He's constantly asking about how to lie to a woman, or saying how he's told women he loves them so they won't dump his ass. No one is ALWAYS honest, that's true. But this guy is ridiculous.
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Old 01-13-2010, 06:55 PM   #247
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This dude is NEVER truthful. He's constantly asking about how to lie to a woman, or saying how he's told women he loves them so they won't dump his ass. No one is ALWAYS honest, that's true. But this guy is ridiculous.
Youre a ****ing moron you know it? I have never ONCE said I lied to a woman so she wouldnt dump my ass. Please find one post where Ive said that. I havent told this girl I love her either so stop talking out your ass.
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Old 01-13-2010, 06:57 PM   #248
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I think it's funny and sad at the same time you're going to fake love her. Just pound her and throw her out. If she wants love making and you don't so be it. Just keep tappin dat arse and if she gets mad without the love making just tell her this is all I want.
Its not all I want though. I really like this girl. I actually care about this one, just not to the point where I can honestly say I "love" her...
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Old 01-13-2010, 06:57 PM   #249
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Youre a ****ing moron you know it? I have never ONCE said I lied to a woman so she wouldnt dump my ass. Please find one post where Ive said that. I havent told this girl I love her either so stop talking out your ass.
That would be a lot easier if the thread you said it in hadn't disappeared at your request.

You were in the heat of the moment. She said she loved you, and you said you said it back even though you didn't mean it. You didn't want to make her mad or hurt her feelings.
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Old 01-13-2010, 06:58 PM   #250
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I was gone for 3 and a half years...I had fun with it.
You and GoChiefs should have a bearded clam competition*.


*as in, who can get more
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Old 01-13-2010, 06:58 PM   #251
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That would be a lot easier if the thread you said it in hadn't disappeared at your request.

You were in the heat of the moment. He said she loved you, and you said you said it back even though you didn't mean it. You didn't want to make her mad or hurt her feelings.
Yeah but it wasnt "so she wouldnt dump my ass". And that was the only time, I told her how I really felt the next time I talked to her.
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Old 01-13-2010, 06:59 PM   #252
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No she's actually hot as hell...Ive just had a little bit of a problem with keeping my dick hard and getting off since my wife left. The only way Ive been successful is to pound the shit out of every girl Ive slept with. If I try to slow it down and be gentle I think of my wife and go limp. Its all psychological.
They make pills for that...
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Old 01-13-2010, 07:00 PM   #253
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Yeah but it wasnt "so she wouldnt dump my ass". And that was the only time, I told her how I really felt the next time I talked to her.
Now you want to make love to a girl who you've said you don't love. Sure, you're not actually saying the words "I love you". She's told you that though, right? And now she's requesting you "make love" to her? What are you implying by filling the request?
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Old 01-13-2010, 07:01 PM   #254
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That's great advice and all, but I read on ChiefsPlanet that she won't love you until her ass has been violated and stretched out in an unholy fashion.
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Old 01-13-2010, 07:02 PM   #255
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Well, this is how I do it. I usually start with using the sensual smell effect of Ky lube but don't let them see it . The smell serves as a subconcious trigger for love making. Next I turn the lights down low to where it gives the feeling of relaxation and seclusion. Then I bring in a bucket of feed and spread it on the floor . The rest takes care of itself.
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