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Saccopoo · 09-25-2009, 01:49 AM

The Megan Fox thread got me to thinking...what are your personal "worst" movies you've ever seen?

Here's my top five right off the top of my head:

1. Crank
- And Statham was so good in Snatch. WTF happened to that guy? This movie is a trainwreck of epic proportions. I'm getting physically sick just thinking about this pail of warm spit.

2. Nothing But Trouble
- No words to discribe how bad this piece of shit is as Dan Ackroyd builds up his acting resume with this triumphant followup to his Oscar worthy performance in Caddyshack 2. Everyone associated with this movie should be killed.

3. Clerks 2
- Why does Kevin Smith even make movies? He's like a really bad Quentin Tarrantino, and that's saying a lot (or very little). Blew his wad on the original Clerks and has treated us with calamities such as this ever since.

4. Any Given Sunday
- See #3 for description on Oliver Stone. The fact that he is actually putting out Wallstreet 2: Money Never Sleeps, put out Alexander and this steaming pile of monkey shit. I mean, when was the last time anyone played NFL football in the dark? Probably the last time Al Pacino didn't mail it in on a movie. HOOOHAAA! Al. Hoohaa indeed.

5. Righteous Kill
- Pacino. DeNiro. It's got to be great, right? OMG. They didn't even put a stamp on the letter to mail it in for this lump of festering goat bile. And next time, remember to get a stand in double for anytime you are being filmed trying to throw a ball or run Bobby. I mean, shit. Who would of thought that DeNiro throws like a girl. An old, wrinkled up sissy armed girl who runs like a hobbled 89 year old lady in six inch stilettos.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 09-26-2009, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave

LOTR movies were a snoozefest. I'm sure I'll catch some shit for this...

Not from me. I don't sit in a non-smoking theater for 2.5 hours to watch a bunch of gay midgets with hairy feet traipse through some Englishman's mushroom-trip.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 09-26-2009, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

I liked what Chuck Klosterman said about Titanic:

"It's a movie for people who don't like movies".

DJJasonp · 09-26-2009, 12:28 AM

there is a lot of craziness going on in this thread.

The happening could be the worst of all time. Crank was ridiculous. Warlock was even more ridiculous.

But dont get all the hate towards Kevin Smith, PCU....even Saving Silverman. Lots of good laughs in all of those...
And a lot of people will disagree....but I loved Short Cuts (Altman is usually a love/hate issue)

Hated Pineapple Express and Heartbreak kid

But hey...different strokes for different folks

KCWolfman · 09-26-2009, 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by DJJasonp

Hated Pineapple Express

I just don't get Seth Rogen at all.

It's like I am supposed to find him funny, the director obviously expects it, his co-stars expect it, hell - I am thinking he is gonna lean toward the camera and say "Hey, Russ, watch this" and I am still wondering what is so funny? He is a miserable actor and not even an adequate comedian.

**chasedude** · 09-26-2009, 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by svuba

90% of all Adam Sandler Movies are unwatchable

Click, Little Nicky, Mr deeds to name a few

I'll quote the part of your post I agree with.

Sandler has stretched the Happy Gilmore style of slapstick too much. I've yet to see a movie he does that shows he's a good actor.

**Bane** · 09-26-2009, 07:48 AM

Blonde and blonder has to be the biggest pile of crap I have ever seen.Yeah 2 hot women can make just about anything watchable,but this one was awful!!!!
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**CosmicPal** · 09-26-2009, 07:59 AM

The Worst of the Worst (Since 2000)

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/guides..._of_the_worst/

DJJasonp · 09-26-2009, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by chasedude

I'll quote the part of your post I agree with.

Sandler has stretched the Happy Gilmore style of slapstick too much. I've yet to see a movie he does that shows he's a good actor.

punch-drunk love was pretty good.

Chiefless · 09-26-2009, 08:39 AM

Scenes from a mall: Woody Allen, bette midler sex in an LA movie theatre. Unwatchable

Chiefless · 09-26-2009, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by KCWolfman

I just don't get Seth Rogen at all.

It's like I am supposed to find him funny, the director obviously expects it, his co-stars expect it, hell - I am thinking he is gonna lean toward the camera and say "Hey, Russ, watch this" and I am still wondering what is so funny? He is a miserable actor and not even an adequate comedian.

Seth Rogan is more of a straight-man I think...maybe

L.A. Chieffan · 09-26-2009, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by DJJasonp

punch-drunk love was pretty good.

that movie rocked

CoMoChief · 09-26-2009, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by chasedude

I'll quote the part of your post I agree with.

Sandler has stretched the Happy Gilmore style of slapstick too much. I've yet to see a movie he does that shows he's a good actor.

You need to see Reign Over Me. Adam Sandler does a good job in it. It's not a comedy. He plays a guy that has severe post-traumatic stress syndrome. I'm sure you've heard of it.

CoMoChief · 09-26-2009, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by CosmicPal

The Worst of the Worst (Since 2000)

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/guides..._of_the_worst/

Notice how just about ever Xmas comedy (or lack there of) is listed on there.

There's not Xmas comedy that's worth watching over than Xmas Vacation, which is ****ing hilarious and in a class of it's own.

Xmas with the Kranks is only rated 58? I thought it was the worst movie ever.

**Baby Lee** · 09-26-2009, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by CosmicPal

The Worst of the Worst (Since 2000)

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/guides..._of_the_worst/

Proud to say, though I've heard of 95+ of those I haven't seen one of them.

Though I must confess, I own 'Killing Me Softly' b/c it's supposed to have Heather Graham naughty bits aplenty, but I it just sits on the shelf gathering dust.

CoMoChief · 09-26-2009, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by CoMoChief

Notice how just about ever Xmas comedy (or lack there of) is listed on there.

There's not Xmas comedy that's worth watching over than Xmas Vacation, which is ****ing hilarious and in a class of it's own.

Xmas with the Kranks is only rated 58? I thought it was the worst movie ever.

HAH!!!! I knew Redline would be on there. My roomate loves that movie....hes the king of shitty movies. #9

09-25-2009, 01:49 AM
Saccopoo Kindness in words... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Zion Casino cash: $10025483	Worst Movies Evar The Megan Fox thread got me to thinking...what are your personal "worst" movies you've ever seen? Here's my top five right off the top of my head: 1. Crank - And Statham was so good in Snatch. WTF happened to that guy? This movie is a trainwreck of epic proportions. I'm getting physically sick just thinking about this pail of warm spit. 2. Nothing But Trouble - No words to discribe how bad this piece of shit is as Dan Ackroyd builds up his acting resume with this triumphant followup to his Oscar worthy performance in Caddyshack 2. Everyone associated with this movie should be killed. 3. Clerks 2 - Why does Kevin Smith even make movies? He's like a really bad Quentin Tarrantino, and that's saying a lot (or very little). Blew his wad on the original Clerks and has treated us with calamities such as this ever since. 4. Any Given Sunday - See #3 for description on Oliver Stone. The fact that he is actually putting out Wallstreet 2: Money Never Sleeps, put out Alexander and this steaming pile of monkey shit. I mean, when was the last time anyone played NFL football in the dark? Probably the last time Al Pacino didn't mail it in on a movie. HOOOHAAA! Al. Hoohaa indeed. 5. Righteous Kill - Pacino. DeNiro. It's got to be great, right? OMG. They didn't even put a stamp on the letter to mail it in for this lump of festering goat bile. And next time, remember to get a stand in double for anytime you are being filmed trying to throw a ball or run Bobby. I mean, shit. Who would of thought that DeNiro throws like a girl. An old, wrinkled up sissy armed girl who runs like a hobbled 89 year old lady in six inch stilettos.
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