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Saccopoo · 09-25-2009, 01:49 AM

The Megan Fox thread got me to thinking...what are your personal "worst" movies you've ever seen?

Here's my top five right off the top of my head:

1. Crank
- And Statham was so good in Snatch. WTF happened to that guy? This movie is a trainwreck of epic proportions. I'm getting physically sick just thinking about this pail of warm spit.

2. Nothing But Trouble
- No words to discribe how bad this piece of shit is as Dan Ackroyd builds up his acting resume with this triumphant followup to his Oscar worthy performance in Caddyshack 2. Everyone associated with this movie should be killed.

3. Clerks 2
- Why does Kevin Smith even make movies? He's like a really bad Quentin Tarrantino, and that's saying a lot (or very little). Blew his wad on the original Clerks and has treated us with calamities such as this ever since.

4. Any Given Sunday
- See #3 for description on Oliver Stone. The fact that he is actually putting out Wallstreet 2: Money Never Sleeps, put out Alexander and this steaming pile of monkey shit. I mean, when was the last time anyone played NFL football in the dark? Probably the last time Al Pacino didn't mail it in on a movie. HOOOHAAA! Al. Hoohaa indeed.

5. Righteous Kill
- Pacino. DeNiro. It's got to be great, right? OMG. They didn't even put a stamp on the letter to mail it in for this lump of festering goat bile. And next time, remember to get a stand in double for anytime you are being filmed trying to throw a ball or run Bobby. I mean, shit. Who would of thought that DeNiro throws like a girl. An old, wrinkled up sissy armed girl who runs like a hobbled 89 year old lady in six inch stilettos.

**Baby Lee** · 09-25-2009, 03:33 PM

Drew at her best.

In a completely unrelated mindspace [with the exception of the subject being DB related], does anyone watch Mad Men and get the sense that the daughter is a more talented Drew?

Sweet Daddy Hate · 09-25-2009, 03:34 PM

"Queen of the Damned"

That is the most epic book-mangler Hollywood has ever made. Why? Because it didn't just FAIL at ****ing up ONE book to screen adaptation, it ****ed up TWO.
In the same movie.
Just ****ing horrible. Makes Twilight look like legitimate work.

"Howard the Duck".
I had forgotten all about that POS until Pablo started using it as a Sig. I decided to watch it on You Tube. I couldn't make it through the first 10 minutes.

munkey · 09-25-2009, 03:35 PM

GI Joe

**Baby Lee** · 09-25-2009, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by blaise

Some of the movies I hate:
War of the Roses, with Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner- annoying, stupid and repetitive

That movie has a different dynamic than 'hate' for me. I respected the unblinking darkness of it, but it was still off-putting. I'd call it a 'good movie I nevertheless hated.'

**Baby Lee** · 09-25-2009, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

there is alot of people on this board that love dune. david lynch is a winner

DP bought the 25 lb test line, and the Marlin snagging gear.

CoMoChief · 09-25-2009, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Drew at her best.

In a completely unrelated mindspace [with the exception of the subject being DB related], does anyone watch Mad Men and get the sense that the daughter is a more talented Drew?

Gross

**Baby Lee** · 09-25-2009, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by HoMoChief

Gross

Noted.

Contrarian · 09-25-2009, 04:34 PM

Saccopoo gotta disagree with you on Clerks 2. Anytime you have Jay doing the dance of the silence of the

it's awesome. And besides it's the only movie with a true Jackson 5 tribute dance. Plus the slam on the Lord of the rings was priceless.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 09-25-2009, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Contrarian

Saccopoo gotta disagree with you on Clerks 2. Anytime you have Jay doing the dance of the silence of the

it's awesome. And besides it's the only movie with a true Jackson 5 tribute dance. Plus the slam on the Lord of the rings was priceless.

As was the slam on the Transformers.

Contrarian · 09-25-2009, 04:57 PM

Agreed!!

**KcMizzou** · 09-25-2009, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyV13

Another epically bad movie: "Where the Red Fern Grows" or something like that. I'm not entirely sure of the title.

I never knew there was a movie, but I probably read the book about 10 times as a kid. Great book.

svuba · 09-25-2009, 05:53 PM

90% of all Adam Sandler Movies are unwatchable

Click, Little Nicky, Mr deeds to name a few

I love the 28 Days later series ...obviously some do not.

How about some controversial ones:
I thought the movie speed was lame.
300 - Dumbest movie ever?

I don't like the new trend in action movies (like the new Bond movies) where the camera is focused in super close during action scenes to increase the "Intensity" Really it is just nauseating.

Quantum of Solace - Worst Bond movie Ever?

**The Franchise** · 09-25-2009, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by svuba

90% of all Adam Sandler Movies are unwatchable

Click, Little Nicky, Mr deeds to name a few

I love the 28 Days later series ...obviously some do not.

How about some controversial ones:
I thought the movie speed was lame.
300 - Dumbest movie ever?

I don't like the new trend in action movies (like the new Bond movies) where the camera is focused in super close during action scenes to increase the "Intensity" Really it is just nauseating.

Quantum of Solace - Worst Bond movie Ever?

Your and idiot.

svuba · 09-25-2009, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence

Your and idiot.

sew R U
300 was stupid

whoman69 · 09-25-2009, 06:00 PM

Very Bad Things

09-25-2009, 01:49 AM
Saccopoo Kindness in words... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Zion Casino cash: $10025483	Worst Movies Evar The Megan Fox thread got me to thinking...what are your personal "worst" movies you've ever seen? Here's my top five right off the top of my head: 1. Crank - And Statham was so good in Snatch. WTF happened to that guy? This movie is a trainwreck of epic proportions. I'm getting physically sick just thinking about this pail of warm spit. 2. Nothing But Trouble - No words to discribe how bad this piece of shit is as Dan Ackroyd builds up his acting resume with this triumphant followup to his Oscar worthy performance in Caddyshack 2. Everyone associated with this movie should be killed. 3. Clerks 2 - Why does Kevin Smith even make movies? He's like a really bad Quentin Tarrantino, and that's saying a lot (or very little). Blew his wad on the original Clerks and has treated us with calamities such as this ever since. 4. Any Given Sunday - See #3 for description on Oliver Stone. The fact that he is actually putting out Wallstreet 2: Money Never Sleeps, put out Alexander and this steaming pile of monkey shit. I mean, when was the last time anyone played NFL football in the dark? Probably the last time Al Pacino didn't mail it in on a movie. HOOOHAAA! Al. Hoohaa indeed. 5. Righteous Kill - Pacino. DeNiro. It's got to be great, right? OMG. They didn't even put a stamp on the letter to mail it in for this lump of festering goat bile. And next time, remember to get a stand in double for anytime you are being filmed trying to throw a ball or run Bobby. I mean, shit. Who would of thought that DeNiro throws like a girl. An old, wrinkled up sissy armed girl who runs like a hobbled 89 year old lady in six inch stilettos.
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Contrarian Starter Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Seattle, WA Casino cash: $10012872	Saccopoo gotta disagree with you on Clerks 2. Anytime you have Jay doing the dance of the silence of the it's awesome. And besides it's the only movie with a true Jackson 5 tribute dance. Plus the slam on the Lord of the rings was priceless.
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Contrarian Starter Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Seattle, WA Casino cash: $10012872	Agreed!!
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svuba Starter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Concord, California, USA Casino cash: $10004900	90% of all Adam Sandler Movies are unwatchable Click, Little Nicky, Mr deeds to name a few I love the 28 Days later series ...obviously some do not. How about some controversial ones: I thought the movie speed was lame. 300 - Dumbest movie ever? I don't like the new trend in action movies (like the new Bond movies) where the camera is focused in super close during action scenes to increase the "Intensity" Really it is just nauseating. Quantum of Solace - Worst Bond movie Ever?
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