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Saccopoo · 09-25-2009, 01:49 AM

The Megan Fox thread got me to thinking...what are your personal "worst" movies you've ever seen?

Here's my top five right off the top of my head:

1. Crank
- And Statham was so good in Snatch. WTF happened to that guy? This movie is a trainwreck of epic proportions. I'm getting physically sick just thinking about this pail of warm spit.

2. Nothing But Trouble
- No words to discribe how bad this piece of shit is as Dan Ackroyd builds up his acting resume with this triumphant followup to his Oscar worthy performance in Caddyshack 2. Everyone associated with this movie should be killed.

3. Clerks 2
- Why does Kevin Smith even make movies? He's like a really bad Quentin Tarrantino, and that's saying a lot (or very little). Blew his wad on the original Clerks and has treated us with calamities such as this ever since.

4. Any Given Sunday
- See #3 for description on Oliver Stone. The fact that he is actually putting out Wallstreet 2: Money Never Sleeps, put out Alexander and this steaming pile of monkey shit. I mean, when was the last time anyone played NFL football in the dark? Probably the last time Al Pacino didn't mail it in on a movie. HOOOHAAA! Al. Hoohaa indeed.

5. Righteous Kill
- Pacino. DeNiro. It's got to be great, right? OMG. They didn't even put a stamp on the letter to mail it in for this lump of festering goat bile. And next time, remember to get a stand in double for anytime you are being filmed trying to throw a ball or run Bobby. I mean, shit. Who would of thought that DeNiro throws like a girl. An old, wrinkled up sissy armed girl who runs like a hobbled 89 year old lady in six inch stilettos.

Chiefless · 09-26-2009, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by CoMoChief

HAH!!!! I knew Redline would be on there. My roomate loves that movie....hes the king of shitty movies. #9

Bad Santa was pretty friggin funny tho.

SDChiefs · 09-26-2009, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Contrarian

Saccopoo gotta disagree with you on Clerks 2. Anytime you have Jay doing the dance of the silence of the

it's awesome. And besides it's the only movie with a true Jackson 5 tribute dance. Plus the slam on the Lord of the rings was priceless.

Even the trees f***ing walked!

SDChiefs · 09-26-2009, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by svuba

300 - Dumbest movie ever?

Dude? Not cool.

SDChiefs · 09-26-2009, 10:53 AM

Cider House Rules blew Donkey wang. Only movie I walked outta the theatre on.

SDChiefs · 09-26-2009, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by CoMoChief

You need to see Reign Over Me. Adam Sandler does a good job in it. It's not a comedy. He plays a guy that has severe post-traumatic stress syndrome. I'm sure you've heard of it.

Movie was great. Don Cheadle was great in it as well.

JuicesFlowing · 09-26-2009, 11:20 AM

1. Howard The Duck
2. Little Shop of Horrors
3. ANY Tim Allen movie

**Baby Lee** · 09-26-2009, 01:55 PM

Coincidentally, mini-celeb commentator ZMF [Zodiac Mother****er] is sufficiently chummy with TheAVCluvb staff to convince them to host his commentary track for Crank 2. Haven't listened to it, but he's a pretty funny guy in the comments section.

http://videos.theonion.com/avclub_au...rank_2-ZMF.mp3

Ugly Duck · 09-26-2009, 02:08 PM

Blair Witch Project. Wutta stupid freakin fail. Might not count in this thread cuz it wasn't really a movie... just an ill-conceived experiment that didn't work. Fuggers advertised & released it anyway.

cardken · 09-26-2009, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Jawshco

I know that I'll get very little agreement here, but I actually liked Wyatt Earp better than Tombstone. Both movies are good, but Tombstone is a melodramitic popcorn flick while Earp is more of an Epic film. I also thought Kilmer was cartoonish(albeit cool) as Doc. Quaid transformed into a whispy Doc Holiday that was far closer to most photos and descriptions of the actual man. Both are great movies, I'll pick the one with more depth.

I couldn't have said it better myself.

Jenson71 · 09-26-2009, 02:41 PM

Movies I think are horrible but others generally like:

300
Fight Club
Pulp Fiction
Requiem for a Dream

keg in kc · 09-26-2009, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by CosmicPal

The Worst of the Worst (Since 2000)

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/guides..._of_the_worst/

Can't argue with any on that list.

Sure-Oz · 09-26-2009, 02:51 PM

lmfao ballistics ecks vs sever, i heard that movie was epic fail when it came out...funny to see it #1 on that list

i think ive seen 2 movies on that whole list

CoMoChief · 09-26-2009, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiefless

Bad Santa was pretty friggin funny tho.

This I will agree with. I laugh everytime I see that little fat kid.

Thurman Murman

CoMoChief · 09-26-2009, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by SDChiefs

Movie was great. Don Cheadle was great in it as well.

My boss at my job is Cheadle's cousin.

CoMoChief · 09-26-2009, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Jenson71

Movies I think are horrible but others generally like:

300
Fight Club
Pulp Fiction
Requiem for a Dream

I can see why some people don't like the other 3 but Pulp Fiction?

That would be on a list for best movies in last 15-20 years.

09-25-2009, 01:49 AM
Saccopoo Kindness in words... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Zion Casino cash: $10025483	Worst Movies Evar The Megan Fox thread got me to thinking...what are your personal "worst" movies you've ever seen? Here's my top five right off the top of my head: 1. Crank - And Statham was so good in Snatch. WTF happened to that guy? This movie is a trainwreck of epic proportions. I'm getting physically sick just thinking about this pail of warm spit. 2. Nothing But Trouble - No words to discribe how bad this piece of shit is as Dan Ackroyd builds up his acting resume with this triumphant followup to his Oscar worthy performance in Caddyshack 2. Everyone associated with this movie should be killed. 3. Clerks 2 - Why does Kevin Smith even make movies? He's like a really bad Quentin Tarrantino, and that's saying a lot (or very little). Blew his wad on the original Clerks and has treated us with calamities such as this ever since. 4. Any Given Sunday - See #3 for description on Oliver Stone. The fact that he is actually putting out Wallstreet 2: Money Never Sleeps, put out Alexander and this steaming pile of monkey shit. I mean, when was the last time anyone played NFL football in the dark? Probably the last time Al Pacino didn't mail it in on a movie. HOOOHAAA! Al. Hoohaa indeed. 5. Righteous Kill - Pacino. DeNiro. It's got to be great, right? OMG. They didn't even put a stamp on the letter to mail it in for this lump of festering goat bile. And next time, remember to get a stand in double for anytime you are being filmed trying to throw a ball or run Bobby. I mean, shit. Who would of thought that DeNiro throws like a girl. An old, wrinkled up sissy armed girl who runs like a hobbled 89 year old lady in six inch stilettos.
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09-26-2009, 01:55 PM	#292
Baby Lee Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $8028275	Coincidentally, mini-celeb commentator ZMF [Zodiac Mother****er] is sufficiently chummy with TheAVCluvb staff to convince them to host his commentary track for Crank 2. Haven't listened to it, but he's a pretty funny guy in the comments section. http://videos.theonion.com/avclub_au...rank_2-ZMF.mp3 __________________ We need the kind of courage that can withstand the subtle corruption of the cynics - E.W.
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09-26-2009, 02:08 PM	#293
Ugly Duck MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Petaluma, CA, USA Casino cash: $9955920	Blair Witch Project. Wutta stupid freakin fail. Might not count in this thread cuz it wasn't really a movie... just an ill-conceived experiment that didn't work. Fuggers advertised & released it anyway.
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09-26-2009, 02:51 PM	#297
Sure-Oz Stay positive, don't give up Join Date: Dec 2001 Casino cash: $1619383	lmfao ballistics ecks vs sever, i heard that movie was epic fail when it came out...funny to see it #1 on that list i think ive seen 2 movies on that whole list
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