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Old 01-13-2010, 11:20 AM  
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So this girl Ive been seeing for a while now is telling me she loves me and the next time she comes over (tomorrow night) she doesnt want me to **** her, she wants me to "make love to her". I haven't "made love" to someone in so long I don't think I remember how. Obviously it would come naturally if I was in love with her, but Im not so I need to fake this somehow. Any advice/tips would be appreciated.
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Old 01-13-2010, 10:54 PM   #301
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Old 01-13-2010, 10:56 PM   #302
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You missed the party dude. A cougar raped me.
Is getting laid a lot a big concern of yours, or is it just something you'd like to have happen but don't really care about?
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Old 01-13-2010, 10:59 PM   #303
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is it just something you'd like to have happen but don't really care about?
This.
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:00 PM   #304
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:01 PM   #305
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If it was a bigger concern I would put more effort into it.
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:10 PM   #306
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If it was a bigger concern I would put more effort into it.
I wish I was like this. I've lived my life with the SOLE purpose of getting laid by as many women as possible. Its only been in the last half year or so that I've realized maybe there's some quality over quantity.

And although I'm a nice person, I'm EXTREMELY narcissistic. If you ever watch Entourage, I'm a lot like Vince (minus the celebrity status, height, and dark, curly hair).
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:11 PM   #307
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I wish I was like this. I've lived my life with the SOLE purpose of getting laid by as many women as possible. Its only been in the last half year or so that I've realized maybe there's some quality over quantity.
Gross.

I could go out and and bag some fat chick tonight but....no thanks.

By the way, you're a cool n00b.
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:12 PM   #308
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MTG really should rethink some of these threads he starts.
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:12 PM   #309
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:13 PM   #310
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MTG really should rethink some of these threads he starts.
Yes, he should supplement with pictures of the whores he's nailing.
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Gross.

I could go out and and bag some fat chick tonight but....no thanks.

By the way, you're a cool n00b.
You couldn't go out and bag a hot chick tonight either.
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If he's going to start all these threads about his personal life like this, I expect pics and serious detail.

If not, keep that shit to yourself.
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You have a thread devoted to your efforts.
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