I just put some icy hot on my groin area - Page 3

**Saulbadguy** · 05-13-2005, 12:21 PM

and it got on my coin purse. It BURNS like hell!!!

Kerberos · 05-13-2005, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by BobChief

It was an almost daily prank at football practice, except Icy Hot hadn't been invented. The goo was called Atom Balm.

This was in the early 80's and I don't remember if it was actually called Icy-Hot .. but I kinda think it was ... or I just use that term cause it was the same chit and that is what I remember?

Give me a couple of beers and I will trade locker room stories with ya?

Bring Psycosis in on this ... oh wait .. he wouldn't want to hear locker room humor ?

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KCTitus · 05-13-2005, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by jspchief

The foot powder? Wow. I use the body powder, but inadvertantly used the foot powder one morning and was reminded of the error all day.

Your scrotum might be the only material hard enough to scratch Rich Scanlon.

Im sure it's the body powder...it's got to be, Im sure I dont have Scanlon-sack.

**Baby Lee** · 05-13-2005, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by jspchief

The foot powder? Wow. I use the body powder, but inadvertantly used the foot powder one morning and was reminded of the error all day.

Your scrotum might be the only material hard enough to scratch Rich Scanlon.

Haven't you heard, Titus is going the Psi route. And when it's done, he's donating his beanbag to Scanlon to form his cape.

KCTitus · 05-13-2005, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Haven't you heard, Titus is going the Psi route. And when it's done, he's donating his beanbag to Scanlon to form his cape.

LOL!!!! Wait...no, ewww.

cookster50 · 05-13-2005, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy

guess what position I play? Catcher!

You are a catcher huh? That means you like to have your stuff packed....

**Baby Lee** · 05-13-2005, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by KCTitus

LOL!!!! Wait...no, ewww.

You should be proud that it fits that mountain of a man. Course they had to stretch the shit out of it.

**Bwana** · 05-13-2005, 01:18 PM

Rich Scanlon rubs it on his boys for the pure pleasure of it.

**dirk digler** · 05-13-2005, 01:18 PM

This reminds of the time when I first started working at the Sheriff's Dept and we had to go through Mace Training. The first time they spread me it didn't really effect me so I told them they needed to do better so though they emptied the mace can on me and this ain't the cheap stuff you get at the store. This was high-grade Mace and that shit ran down my legs into my groin and my balls. It burnt like hell and it about brought me to tears. I layed in the bath tub for like 3-4 hrs before it wore off.

Kclee · 05-13-2005, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

You should be proud that it fits that mountain of a man. Course they had to stretch the shit out of it.

Yeah, I heard he was first going to use it as a helmet, but then they took into account all the injuries that would happen when he tackles people. Plus, the arrowhead would look all wrinkley.

**Baby Lee** · 05-13-2005, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Kclee

Yeah, I heard he was first going to use it as a helmet, but then they took into account all the injuries that would happen when he tackles people. Plus, the arrowhead would look all wrinkley.

And the pubic hairs tickled them jug ears of his.

Demonpenz · 05-13-2005, 01:33 PM

one time i had a date and i actually got dressed up and shit. I looked good then i went to the gas station and filled up my tank but for some reason the nossle didn't click off when the gas tank was full so it shot gas all in my eyes and eventually got to my ball and ass crack region now luckily i was able to not catch fire but my balls and ass crack burned all night and i took 3 showers but still stank like gas all night long needless to say

**dirk digler** · 05-13-2005, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

one time i had a date and i actually got dressed up and shit. I looked good then i went to the gas station and filled up my tank but for some reason the nossle didn't click off when the gas tank was full so it shot gas all in my eyes and eventually got to my ball and ass crack region now luckily i was able to not catch fire but my balls and ass crack burned all night and i took 3 showers but still stank like gas all night long needless to say

I guess you didn't get any that night.

Goapics1 · 05-13-2005, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy

and it got on my coin purse. It BURNS like hell!!!

Soak it in cider.

Demonpenz · 05-13-2005, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by dirk digler

I guess you didn't get any that night.

yeah that was coming after the needless to say but it was so needless i didn't say it but i guess it needed to be said after all

Megbert · 05-13-2005, 01:49 PM

I did the same but with cinammon oil. I was making cinammon toothpicks and got transfer from hands to unit. Oh I was like 13-14 when I did this. Hurt like hell. I also got some chili oil from those lil chilis in kung pao chicken in my eye - yeah that didn't feel so good.

05-13-2005, 12:21 PM
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05-13-2005, 01:18 PM	#38
dirk digler Please squeeze Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Clinton, MO Casino cash: $94644	This reminds of the time when I first started working at the Sheriff's Dept and we had to go through Mace Training. The first time they spread me it didn't really effect me so I told them they needed to do better so though they emptied the mace can on me and this ain't the cheap stuff you get at the store. This was high-grade Mace and that shit ran down my legs into my groin and my balls. It burnt like hell and it about brought me to tears. I layed in the bath tub for like 3-4 hrs before it wore off.
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05-13-2005, 01:33 PM	#41
Demonpenz Woman should only make babies Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $-443864	one time i had a date and i actually got dressed up and shit. I looked good then i went to the gas station and filled up my tank but for some reason the nossle didn't click off when the gas tank was full so it shot gas all in my eyes and eventually got to my ball and ass crack region now luckily i was able to not catch fire but my balls and ass crack burned all night and i took 3 showers but still stank like gas all night long needless to say __________________
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05-13-2005, 01:49 PM	#45
Megbert New and shiny. Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: KC KS Casino cash: $9270260	I did the same but with cinammon oil. I was making cinammon toothpicks and got transfer from hands to unit. Oh I was like 13-14 when I did this. Hurt like hell. I also got some chili oil from those lil chilis in kung pao chicken in my eye - yeah that didn't feel so good.
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