I just put some icy hot on my groin area - Page 4

**Saulbadguy** · 05-13-2005, 12:21 PM

and it got on my coin purse. It BURNS like hell!!!

Kerberos · 05-13-2005, 02:01 PM

Had a friend that got poison ivy on his pecker.

Imagine the logistics of that !

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**Baby Lee** · 05-13-2005, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by rxrider

Had a friend that got poison ivy on his pecker.

Imagine the logistics of that !

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Uma Thurman? I LIKE those logistics!!

seclark · 05-13-2005, 03:07 PM

catching...softball?
fast-pitch?
sec

badgirl · 05-13-2005, 04:13 PM

Well I don't know how bad it hurt, but my X-husband was under the house putting in some water pipes using that hard plastic pipes (i don't know the name of it) anyhoo, he spilled that glue that came in a small can with like a giant swab on the end of the lid to glue the pipes together with, he spilled it under him, he was lying on the ground on his back, he seemed to be in a LOT of pain. I sprayed him with the water hose, but it made it burn worse.

Probably one of the few times I felt sorry for him.

**Lzen** · 05-13-2005, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by jspchief

Heh. Reminds me of the time I crushed up some peppers to put on my pizza. We didn't have any store bought crushed red pepper, so my mom gave me some dried peppers and told me to crush them up and use them. I did it with my bare hands.

A few hours later, I was at the bar, and my dick just started burning like hell. I finally realized it was because the oil was still on my hands, and when I took a piss, it got on my unit.

Not a fun night.

**Lzen** · 05-13-2005, 04:29 PM

Damn, don't any of you dumbasses ever wash your hands?

Saul,
where are you playing softball? I'm on a team and we play out at the Shawnee South Community Center on Friday nights. Heh, I haven't played any kind of organized sports since I was a kid. And I've played lots of hoops and the occasional game of football or volleyball but not really softball. But I'm having fun with it. Tonight is rain out.

**Rain Man** · 05-13-2005, 04:30 PM

I like this thread. I was just sitting here wondering what I was going to do tonight, and now I've got a plan.

**Baby Lee** · 05-13-2005, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I like this thread. I was just sitting here wondering what I was going to do tonight, and now I've got a plan.

Want a real thrill? Wrap it in an Ace Bandage after application!!!

**Bowser** · 05-13-2005, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rxrider

Had a friend that got poison ivy on his pecker.

Imagine the logistics of that !

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You friends name isn't Craig, is it?

Next thing you know, Saul will have a thread about how he let his girl shave his leather marble sack, but she used the menthol cream........

chiefs4me · 05-13-2005, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I like this thread. I was just sitting here wondering what I was going to do tonight, and now I've got a plan.

Are you married, have kids, tied down, can't move......why would you sit at home on a Friday night if you didn't have to? Don't get me wrong...in between running the boys here and there, I am also here on a Friday night. But I also have a 3 year old at home and a husband that doesn't like me going out. So why are you at home tonight Mr Rainman?

Jenson71 · 05-13-2005, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by chiefs4me

Are you married, have kids, tied down, can't move......why would you sit at home on a Friday night if you didn't have to? Don't get me wrong...in between running the boys here and there, I am also here on a Friday night. But I also have a 3 year old at home and a husband that doesn't like me going out. So why are you at home tonight Mr Rainman?

Oh boy. It's life advice time from chiefs4me.

PastorMikH · 05-13-2005, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefs4me

Are you married, have kids, tied down, can't move......why would you sit at home on a Friday night if you didn't have to? Don't get me wrong...in between running the boys here and there, I am also here on a Friday night. But I also have a 3 year old at home and a husband that doesn't like me going out. So why are you at home tonight Mr Rainman?

I'd wager that he was still at work when he posted that. It was only 4:30 pm Mountain time when he posted.

**Rain Man** · 05-13-2005, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefs4me

Are you married, have kids, tied down, can't move......why would you sit at home on a Friday night if you didn't have to? Don't get me wrong...in between running the boys here and there, I am also here on a Friday night. But I also have a 3 year old at home and a husband that doesn't like me going out. So why are you at home tonight Mr Rainman?

I'm in an iron lung.

**Baby Lee** · 05-13-2005, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I'm in an iron lung.

Man, if one could develop a mancrush on wit alone. . .

Not in a gay way, . . in a manly Viking way.

**alanm** · 05-13-2005, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Kclee

You have a coin purse?

My respect for Saul has fallen somewhat now.

05-13-2005, 12:21 PM
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05-13-2005, 04:29 PM	#51
Lzen Banded Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Oz Casino cash: $-729308	Damn, don't any of you dumbasses ever wash your hands? Saul, where are you playing softball? I'm on a team and we play out at the Shawnee South Community Center on Friday nights. Heh, I haven't played any kind of organized sports since I was a kid. And I've played lots of hoops and the occasional game of football or volleyball but not really softball. But I'm having fun with it. Tonight is rain out. __________________ Conversation would be vastly improved by the constant use of four simple words: I do not know.
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05-13-2005, 04:30 PM	#52
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-742449 VARSITY	I like this thread. I was just sitting here wondering what I was going to do tonight, and now I've got a plan. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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