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09-15-2021, 04:32 AM | Topic Starter |
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Have to give Sorensen some love....
People like to rag on him for being a slow, freaky white Mormon worshiping some three-headed alien deity.
But this dude has made a LOT of momentum changing plays...it's uncanny. That Mayfeild INT was caused by him grabbing his ankles...just like he instigated the fumble that sparked the comeback against the Texans. He's made more game changing plays than Justin Houston ever did.... Just wanted to give him a shout-out...nobody mentioned him in the Browns win. Last edited by BlackOp; 09-15-2021 at 04:52 AM.. |
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09-15-2021, 04:36 AM | #2 |
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09-15-2021, 05:24 AM | #3 | |
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Secondly, he's controlled by the league office. He plays like a slow average white dude until the league tells him he needs to make a play to control the outcome. They have his helmet wired.
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09-15-2021, 06:06 AM | #5 |
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You could argue we don't win either Browns game without Dirty Dan.
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09-15-2021, 06:09 AM | #6 |
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I mean, I think he sucks. He sucks so bad, but I cannot deny that the man does have a knack for making big plays. I'd say it's just inevitable with the amount of snaps the guy plays, but Hitchens, Clark, Ward, etc. aren't out there making game-changing plays at the clip Sorenson is so... Idk.
I want him replaced but I'd can probably five or six other defensive contributors before I made my way to him. |
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He can turn his head and locate the ball. He can time his blitzes well.
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He works best as a solid contributor- a guy who sees the field enough to make an impact with a big play from time to time, but not enough that his bad plays will cost you too much. |
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Some of the biggest D plays in recent history have been courtesy of Dirty Dan. Where was Clark, our big money DE? He was not even in uniform. Hitchens? The same 2 tackles and 2 assists that Sorenson had. Sorenson just seems to be in the right place at the right time every game. When Pringle makes $2.1M and Dan makes $2.5M, tell me who's the most overpaid.
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Honestly, if he could add 30 pounds of muscle, I would be all for him replacing 56.
Dirty Dan makes a lot of big plays, and I have decided to stop blaming him every time he gets beat by wide receivers and tight ends, because it's really Spags' scheme that continually puts him in positions to fail. Sent from my GM1915 using Tapatalk |
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