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Old 06-15-2009, 12:35 PM  
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What do you like about being a man?
Doing a celebration of Men service on Sunday...... I'm obviously not a man.... what makes men, men? What should we be celebrating?

What's one thing you like, besides YOUR PENIS, about being a man?
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Old 06-15-2009, 05:36 PM   #151
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- We ****.......women like to make love
Don't kid yourself. Chicks like to bang as much as we do.
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Old 06-15-2009, 05:38 PM   #152
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I don't know how you do that, actually.

I've never timed myself, but I'm guessing it takes me at least 10 minutes to shave. That is, when I'm not merely splashing kerosene on my face, setting a match to it, and just burning the stubble off.

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Old 06-15-2009, 05:40 PM   #153
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I don't know how you do that, actually.

I've never timed myself, but I'm guessing it takes me at least 10 minutes to shave. That is, when I'm not merely splashing kerosene on my face, setting a match to it, and just burning the stubble off.

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Old 06-15-2009, 05:41 PM   #154
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Ok most woman then..............You are an exception in your good prep time.......
But just so we're clear. I'll happily take 4 hours too.
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Old 06-15-2009, 05:42 PM   #155
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- No drama and gossip
This is BS, too. A month before they started to lay people off where I worked, there were different rumors everyday about what was going to happen. The only female in that plant was the secretary. I've known a lot of guys that gossip like school girls.
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Old 06-15-2009, 05:50 PM   #156
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One of your posts got me to thinking, Ms. Katipan ... it's the ear hair deal.

Most guys (and women, I suppose) don't develop significant ear hair until they're more advanced in years. Clearly, there is some genetic reason for this, yet it makes little or no sense. Why would older human beings need ear hair as their age advances? It seems as though, if anything, the opposite would be more logical. Young humans are more active and, therefore, more likely to need protection from poison darts or stone missiles or spears targeted at the ear area, in which case ear hair might provide some minimal amount of protection. Obviously in their later years, human beings often find that the quality of their hearing declines so it's illogical that ear hair comes along just at the time when that sense is minimized.

Frankly, I fail to see why this occurs.

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Old 06-15-2009, 05:52 PM   #157
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One of your posts got me to thinking, Ms. Katipan ... it's the ear hair deal.

Most guys (and women, I suppose) don't develop significant ear hair until they're more advanced in years. Clearly, there is some genetic reason for this, yet it makes little or no sense. Why would older human beings need ear hair as their age advances? It seems as though, if anything, the opposite would be more logical. Young humans are more active and, therefore, more likely to need protection from poison darts or stone missiles or spears targeted at the ear area, in which case ear hair might provide some minimal amount of protection. Obviously in their later years, human beings often find that the quality of their hearing declines so it's illogical that ear hair comes along just at the time when that sense is minimized.

Frankly, I fail to see why this occurs.

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Old 06-15-2009, 05:53 PM   #158
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Old 06-15-2009, 05:54 PM   #159
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But just so we're clear. I'll happily take 4 hours too.
The whole getting ready to go out thing can be described by this typical conversation....

Me So lets go to the grocery store and get it over with

Her I have to get ready I'll just be a minute...

Me Its just the grocery store you look fine..

Her Don't be silly johnny ill be ready in a bit...

We never have to "get ready" to go grocery shopping.
It's just easier being a guy as far as that stuff goes.
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Old 06-15-2009, 05:59 PM   #160
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I'm curious if there are men here who ever get frustrated with the whole, I'm a man and I grunt and am powerful stereotypical type stuff? Are there men on here who feel that being a man encompasses more than just things attached to your penis?

What'd it feel like when you held your child for the first time?
What was the first time you really felt like you were a man instead of a boy?
What's your biggest fear as a father or as a person in general?


I KNOW......I KNOW...but now you all have me so curious!
1. No kids for the Buehler445-man
2. Eh, I don't know. Probably the first time I watched my checking account go to 0 and figured out what I was going to do until my next paycheck. Contrary to popular belief, there isn't a right of passage or epiphany type thing.
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I think it does encompass more. A lot more. And I think most of the whole "we don't feel emotions" stuff is a combination of fear and social conditioning. But does the stereotype frustrate me? No. Not at all. I am who I am, and couldn't give two shits how anybody else wants to act. You be you and be happy with it.
I feel emotions. Lots of them. I just don't let them control me or feel the need to talk about ALL of them. Particularly in cases where I can't do anything about the situation.

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The are the animated metaphor for a vagina really. Big saggy red shoes. Red swollen lips in an eerily inviting pose. Giant red nose bulb just asking to be sqeezed and popped. Even the huge afro head. Maybe that is why so many men are intrigued and yet frightened by clowns.
Wow. That's the first time I've heard that one...
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Old 06-15-2009, 06:04 PM   #161
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Ear hair is to keep the insects out. As we become more sedentary, we become an easier target for roaches, flies and other insects that try to lay eggs in the warm confines of our brains. Do NOT allow the barber to trim your ear hair.
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Old 06-15-2009, 07:28 PM   #163
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Old 06-15-2009, 07:31 PM   #164
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Historically speaking, being a man is what gives me my best shot at having sex with a woman.
I thought for sure you were going to say Rain...after further enquiry... I suspect, in a way, you did.
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Old 06-15-2009, 07:34 PM   #165
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Historically speaking, being a man is what gives me my best shot at having sex with a woman.

That brings up an interesting question.

Say a really good looking, well, built, well dressed young woman and an average looking, not so well built, not so well dressed man walk into the same bar on a Saturday night. It is not a gay bar. They possess similar intellect and financial standing. And they both are hoping to leave with a woman.

Which one has the better chance?
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