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10-26-2007, 09:41 PM | Topic Starter |
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Some Of Us May Father A Race Of Grotesque Midgets!!
Identify yourself, if you please. Banning may be in order.
********* The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist. Link To Incredibly Troubling News FAX Disclaimers: Sorry if re-post. Very sorry if your great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandchildren are ugly-ass midgets. |
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10-26-2007, 09:47 PM | #2 |
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It already has. The Donks vs. everyone else.
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10-26-2007, 10:05 PM | #3 |
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My great, great, great, great, great grandchild will have a bumper sticker that says....
My Ugly-Ass Midget Kid Kicked Your Tall Kid's Ass. |
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10-26-2007, 10:34 PM | #5 |
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As long as really nerdy guys get rich and marry a trophy wife every once in a while I think we'll keep the divide from happening.
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10-26-2007, 10:46 PM | #6 | |
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Intelligent people don't tend to reproduce at a rate higher than what they can support on their own, while the dim-witted mate like crazed rabbits because someone else is footing the bill for their poor choices. Given our current system of government, it won't be long before the dim-witted are the majority, and effectively enslave the intelligent, working minority by electing representatives who support their sense of entitlement and subsequently impose excessive taxation to support the ever-increasing social safety net. As each generation ages, the enabled, dim-witted population will increase exponentially, while those intelligent enough to make responsible choices dwindle in number. (Which will then lead to even higher rates of taxation, because there are fewer "supporters" per "benificiary", blah blah blah.) It's the inherent flaw in a democratic system. |
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10-26-2007, 10:52 PM | #8 | |
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10-26-2007, 10:55 PM | #9 | |
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10-27-2007, 03:58 AM | #10 | |
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This is by far one of the best explanations of what's wrong with the democratic philosophy that I have ever read. This is why I will always vote Republican. Thank you, Mr. Bob Dole. |
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10-27-2007, 06:42 AM | #11 |
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SOme of YOU may give rise to a race of midgets... ain't happnin' in the BC household. Both my daughters will end up 6' tall or thereabouts, let alone the boy.
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10-27-2007, 09:29 AM | #12 | |
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True, but it gives rise to a wonderful ad campaign: Eloi! The other other other White Meat!
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10-26-2007, 11:03 PM | #13 |
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Ah ... that's more like it. Gunning down midgets in the name of the Fifth Amendment. I'd be all for it if the little bastards weren't so difficult to target due to their diminutive size and herky-jerky running motion.
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10-26-2007, 11:04 PM | #14 |
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They may be on to something. My children are shorter than I am.
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10-27-2007, 01:45 AM | #15 | |
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