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SPATCH · 10:05 PM

all this talk about red wings/rainbow kisses/butt plugs got me to thinkin...

what are some sex milestones that you have hit in your lifetime? you know, something that earned you some bragging rights to your friends...

for example, having sex with a MILF/friend's mom, a squirter, or having a threesome, having sex in a weird place, etc. that sorta shit.

begin. and include the your age at the time of your zany sexploits

*the honor system applies here

Hammock Parties · 07-16-2008, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Huffman83

It is the internet....

It's amazing how I automatically assume no one here ever lies, unless they start talking shit like laptopstealerbike****er83.

Huffman83 · 07-16-2008, 10:09 PM

Even if I had ****ed a lot of women and even some of them at the same time...I wouldn't believe it!

Huffman83 · 07-16-2008, 10:13 PM

"I have no reason to lie to you....**** a lot of women!"

RJ · 07-16-2008, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan

I had no idea we had so many studs here.

Dear Penthouse,

I never thought this would happen to me. I'm an average looking guy but I'm hung like a mule.......

SPATCH · 07-16-2008, 10:21 PM

here's one i'm pretty proud of...

20 years old- a couple of friends and i won a super bowl party at HOOTERS in a raffle and, of course, our waitress for the evening was HOT.

i had been to HOOTERS a couple of times before and i was well aware of the whole "waitress flirting hard for tips" thing. i didn't care. i used a little bit of my "asshole" method of picking up hot girls, and all of the sudden she was coming to my side of the table and talking to me A LOT...

then, i was texting on my phone and she came up and grabbed it out of my hands... she put her number in my phone and then she said, and i quote, "you better ****ing call me after work."

so i did... and we met up for a night-cap.

dated her for a while after that, too

Huffman83 · 07-16-2008, 10:22 PM

Any one night stand stories that involved a missing kidney?

**Nzoner** · 07-16-2008, 10:24 PM

Heh that part about having sex in weird places got me to thinking and holy shit I never realized just how many places I've done things other than bed or a house.

Front lawn of old public school(it was 3 a.m. and she was my age you sick fockers)

Retaining wall outside of my old high school math class(again in the early morning hours)

Outside balcony of a Daytona Beach Hotel

Public swimming pool full of people

Back of a Trailways bus

Amtrack train going form California to KC

Indoor movie theatre during a school field trip

Hammock Parties · 07-16-2008, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by the_spatula

here's one i'm pretty proud of...

20 years old- a couple of friends and i won a super bowl party at HOOTERS in a raffle and, of course, our waitress for the evening was HOT.

i had been to HOOTERS a couple of times before and i was well aware of the whole "waitress flirting hard for tips" thing. i didn't care. i used a little bit of my "asshole" method of picking up hot girls, and all of the sudden she was coming to my side of the table and talking to me A LOT...

then, i was texting on my phone and she came up and grabbed it out of my hands... she put her number in my phone and then she said, and i quote, "you better ****ing call me after work."

so i did... and we met up for a night-cap.

dated her for a while after that, too

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

I would be so turned on.

You must be hot or something, right?

**Nzoner** · 07-16-2008, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan

You must be hot or something, right?

Oh hell meatpeeker alert

Huffman83 · 07-16-2008, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner

Front lawn of old public school(it was 3 a.m. and she was my age you sick fockers)

I got one close...17 years old. Playground of old elementary school...late night of course.

SPATCH · 07-16-2008, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

I would be so turned on.

You must be hot or something, right?

i know... i was really surprised when it happened.. any indicators she was giving before that i just chalked up to being the whole "tips" thing... the look on my friend's faces after that was priceless, though

wutamess · 07-16-2008, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

I would be so turned on.

You must be hot or something, right?

wutamess · 07-16-2008, 11:58 PM

Had relations less than 10 feet away from my parents on the bass boat while night fishing.

screwed about damn near everywhere... movies, park, lake, in lake, in bahamas jacuzzi while people were in it, bathrooms in high school, HS parking lot car right before classes were to start, church parking lot.

**J Diddy** · 07-17-2008, 12:02 AM

I'm a virgin

alas I have no bike

**DaneMcCloud** · 07-17-2008, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

I have banged a total of 29 chicks by the age of 25. One of my best friends have reached the century mark.

I laugh at your incompetence.

I "banged" three times that many by age 21. By age 30 (when I met my wife), that number had increased tenfold.

But I am lame. One of my best friends has been with more than 500 girls (well, far more than 500, actually). At one point, he moved to Padre Island during Spring Break 1994 with the goal of "banging" 100 chicks in 90 days.

He surpassed that goal.

You, sir, are an amatuer.

07-16-2008, 07:44 PM
SPATCH birth of spatch Join Date: May 2008 Casino cash: $10006207	* OFFICIAL Sex Milestones Thread * all this talk about red wings/rainbow kisses/butt plugs got me to thinkin... what are some sex milestones that you have hit in your lifetime? you know, something that earned you some bragging rights to your friends... for example, having sex with a MILF/friend's mom, a squirter, or having a threesome, having sex in a weird place, etc. that sorta shit. begin. and include the your age at the time of your zany sexploits the honor system applies here Last edited by SPATCH; 07-16-2008 at 10:05 PM..*
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07-16-2008, 10:09 PM	#32
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07-16-2008, 10:13 PM	#33
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07-16-2008, 10:21 PM	#35
SPATCH birth of spatch Join Date: May 2008 Casino cash: $10006207	here's one i'm pretty proud of... 20 years old- a couple of friends and i won a super bowl party at HOOTERS in a raffle and, of course, our waitress for the evening was HOT. i had been to HOOTERS a couple of times before and i was well aware of the whole "waitress flirting hard for tips" thing. i didn't care. i used a little bit of my "asshole" method of picking up hot girls, and all of the sudden she was coming to my side of the table and talking to me A LOT... then, i was texting on my phone and she came up and grabbed it out of my hands... she put her number in my phone and then she said, and i quote, "you better ****ing call me after work." so i did... and we met up for a night-cap. dated her for a while after that, too
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07-16-2008, 10:22 PM	#36
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07-16-2008, 10:24 PM	#37
Nzoner a haw haw haw Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: MIZZOU Casino cash: $26365802	Heh that part about having sex in weird places got me to thinking and holy shit I never realized just how many places I've done things other than bed or a house. Front lawn of old public school(it was 3 a.m. and she was my age you sick fockers) Retaining wall outside of my old high school math class(again in the early morning hours) Outside balcony of a Daytona Beach Hotel Public swimming pool full of people Back of a Trailways bus Amtrack train going form California to KC Indoor movie theatre during a school field trip __________________ *Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; old things have passed away; behold, all things have become new.*
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07-16-2008, 11:58 PM	#43
wutamess MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Lee's Summit Casino cash: $5241637	Had relations less than 10 feet away from my parents on the bass boat while night fishing. screwed about damn near everywhere... movies, park, lake, in lake, in bahamas jacuzzi while people were in it, bathrooms in high school, HS parking lot car right before classes were to start, church parking lot.
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07-17-2008, 12:02 AM	#44
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