Money *** OFFICIAL Sex Milestones Thread *** - Page 6

SPATCH · 10:05 PM

all this talk about red wings/rainbow kisses/butt plugs got me to thinkin...

what are some sex milestones that you have hit in your lifetime? you know, something that earned you some bragging rights to your friends...

for example, having sex with a MILF/friend's mom, a squirter, or having a threesome, having sex in a weird place, etc. that sorta shit.

begin. and include the your age at the time of your zany sexploits

*the honor system applies here

kindra68 · 07-17-2008, 09:40 AM

Wonder were all the women are?
I keed I keed

and to Midnight..Fat chicks DO count. Know why? Cause they give the best head.
(cause they're always hungery! yes i can say this cause I'm a fat chick)

Adept Havelock · 07-17-2008, 09:51 AM

What is this "sex" you speak of?

Rooster · 07-17-2008, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

ALso my stats should soar once I go to Australia next summer for "business" haha. I hear the ratio to guys and girls is insanely in the guys' favor.

Why would an entire continent have such a skewed ratio than the rest of the world? You aren't counting transgenders again are you?

**RNR** · 07-17-2008, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

Sorry dude but I laugh at YOUR imcompetence. Sorry but fat chicks dont count.

I only bang girls that are 8s or higher.

Plus it sounds like you have the hots for your friend. Something you want to "come out " and tell us dude?

I would like to see those pics, as all I have seen from you is a 6 on one side and a 4 on the other.

rambleonthruthefog · 07-17-2008, 10:08 AM

i've knocked up more than one chick.

StcChief · 07-17-2008, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by BigRock

The way I figure it, any student can bang one of these flaky blonde 25 year old teachers nowadays. But when I was in high school, I went to the top of the scholastic food chain: one of the secretaries in the school office.

Oh yes. She was in her early 40's, way cute, kinda short, big boobies. Her son also went to the school, but he wasn't really a friend of mine. I worked in the school office one period a day, and she liked me, and she was going through a divorce. I think she just wanted to know if she still had it.

SHE DID.

(Extra bonus: many of my tardies and skips weren't counted against me)

and you didn't brag, or do stupid sh1t to get her fired.... unlike the num-skulls now..

rep.

**DaneMcCloud** · 07-17-2008, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

Sorry dude but I laugh at YOUR imcompetence. Sorry but fat chicks dont count.

I only bang girls that are 8s or higher.

Plus it sounds like you have the hots for your friend. Something you want to "come out " and tell us dude?

Wow, I didn't realize that you were also a jealous asshole. I thought you were just an asshole.

Thanks for clearing that up, junior.

Micjones · 07-17-2008, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kindra68

Wonder were all the women are?
I keed I keed

and to Midnight..Fat chicks DO count. Know why? Cause they give the best head.
(cause they're always hungery! yes i can say this cause I'm a fat chick)

Where are you located Kindra?

kepp · 07-17-2008, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

ALso my stats should soar once I go to Australia next summer for "business" haha. I hear the ratio to guys and girls is insanely in the guys' favor.

Could you tell them that you're from Canada, please?

teedubya · 07-17-2008, 10:40 AM

i met my wife too early in life, in NOV 1997. Luckily I had the 3sum in Sept 1997.

After meeting her, no more strange. I should have met my wife when I was 30 dammit.

**Dave Lane** · 07-17-2008, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

Wow, you got with a girl that had fake boobs. Here is your trophy.

Thats not exactly a "milestone" playa. I've been with numerous women that have fake tatas...nothing special.

I have had a number of threesomes all thru out college and after college...so not really a milestone for me.

I have banged a total of 29 chicks by the age of 25. One of my best friends have reached the century mark.

I had that many since the first of the year....

Dave

StcChief · 07-17-2008, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Wow, I didn't realize that you were also a jealous asshole. I thought you were just an asshole.

Thanks for clearing that up, junior.

well maybe some of the Blokes in Aust will set him straight.....

weren't they England's penile colony.... he may not come back, and that would be very good for America

**DaneMcCloud** · 07-17-2008, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by StcChief

well maybe some of the Blokes in Aust will set him straight.....

weren't they England's penile colony.... he may not come back, and that would be very good for America

Right on.

Adept Havelock · 07-17-2008, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by StcChief

well maybe some of the Blokes in Aust will set him straight.....

weren't they England's penile colony.... he may not come back, and that would be very good for America

Likely, he'll find connubial bliss with some jumbuck, and never be heard of again.

**Dave Lane** · 07-17-2008, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StcChief

well maybe some of the Blokes in Aust will set him straight.....

weren't they England's penile colony.... he may not come back, and that would be very good for America

I like the use of penile instead of penal!! Unintended humor is awesome

Dave

07-16-2008, 07:44 PM
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teedubya Most Valuable Poster Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $9460002	i met my wife too early in life, in NOV 1997. Luckily I had the 3sum in Sept 1997. After meeting her, no more strange. I should have met my wife when I was 30 dammit.
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