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12-29-2012, 02:43 PM | Topic Starter |
Don't Tease Me
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: KS
Casino cash: $11047037
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WTF ... The dreaded Sneeze/Shart
Holiday inevitably leads to catching a cold from being around all the extra people.
I've been coming down with the sniffles and sneezing a lot. I'm sitting on the side of my bed and feel the sneeze coming. At this point, sneezing feels good so i let it come. ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo .... let a huge sneeze fly I immediately know that something is wrong and clamp the butt cheeks closed. Dam ... that sneeze/fart sounded and felt way too wet. Waddle to the toilet and let it go ... nothing but brown water. Not diarrhea ... literally brown water. Then i look down and see this wet spot on my underwear. ****!! Then i see the same on my sweat pants. Holy ****!! I take them off and go back to bedroom to get new clothing and another dam spot on the bed sheets. What the ****ing hell ... i'm blowing a water spout out of my ass. am i dying? |
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