Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

[Raiderhater58]

Ill definitely be at one of the tailgates probably vs the Raiders. I live in ATL right now and I find it funny that the same guys talking crap about me would never say any of that infront of my face haha.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Donger]

What is this fascination with age that you have? Do you not intend to reach your mid-30s or something? James Dean-ish?

[Stinger]

Dirty? Why would you say that?


He doesn't wash his legs??

[seclark]

hey midnight_buzzard...how come it's so important to you to do this?
i mean, coming on this board of old fat f@cks and trying to impress us...
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[Donger]

LMAO

Have fun witht he 21 year old ravers. And for God's sake - POST PICTURES!!

I will, dude. I most certainly will! I'm going to break out my black and white Polaroid, even.

But, what exactly is a "rave" and how do I procure the address of said "rave"?

[Old Dog]

Yes, and they are interchangable.

probably an upgrade from his norm though, which is likely inflatable.

[Amnorix]

What is this fascination with age that you have? Do you not intend to reach your mid-30s or something? James Dean-ish?


The way he rides his bike, obviously not.

Still, there's some high quality entertainment here. His unintentional humor value is through the roof...

[Donger]

The way he rides his bike, obviously not.

Still, there's some high quality entertainment here. His unintentional humor value is through the roof...

I guarantee you that he comes from a divorced family, hates his father and is an only child.

[QuikSsurfer]

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/myspace5.jpg

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/quikssurfer/cf16e1b553ed6b1b5813cd2128e41.gif

[Hammock Parties]

That blonde is slutty hot.

[Midnight_Vulture]

actually moron, I do have a brother and my parents are still together. Thanks for assuming though.

Again I cant believe the envy from these dirty old fat guys.

[RNR]

LMAO

This is from your reply to the tailgate post. It would almost be worth the trip!

[Hammock Parties]

Hey, vulture, killer abs. What's your workout routine? Nice pecs, too.

[Donger]

actually moron, I do have a brother and my parents are still together. Thanks for assuming though.

Again I cant believe the envy from these dirty old fat guys.

Aha! A breakthrough! Why do you hate your father?

[Donger]

Hey, vulture, killer abs. What's your workout routine? Nice pecs, too.

LMAO

[Phobia]

Here's another gal that his motorcycle pulled apparently.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/myspace12.jpg

That's fantastic though.

[Bowser]

Hey, vulture, killer abs. What's your workout routine? Nice pecs, too.

Lots of X plus 19 hours of dancing every day.

[Hammock Parties]

Nice tan, too. You lay out or tanning beds?

[Stinger]

Lots of X plus 19 hours of dancing every day.

LMAO LMAO

[bogey]

Hey, vulture, killer abs. What's your workout routine? Nice pecs, too.

LMAO

[Amnorix]

I see the old men are hating again.
Like any of you have had a girl this hot. This was my last weekend chick. Got her digits and everything and we are going out again this weekend.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/myspace2.jpg

Must suck to be married and living the suburbian life. How boring.


That might be your sister or cousin or something... Post nudies. Then we'll believe you. Actually, wait, that's against policy. PM them to me. Then I'll believe you, and tell everyone else to believe you too.

Of course, she might still be your sister or cousin, but don't mention that part and us old farts will just ignore that bit.

[Donger]

Here's another gal that his motorcycle pulled apparently.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/myspace12.jpg

That's fantastic though.

You are bad, old, fat, dirty man.

[mikeyis4dcats.]

Here's another gal that his motorcycle pulled apparently.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/myspace12.jpg

That's fantastic though.

excellent work....where'd you find that?

[Hammock Parties]

That blonde probably gives amazing blowjobs. She looks experienced.

[QuikSsurfer]

Lots of X plus 19 hours of dancing every day.

ROFLROFLROFL

[Hammock Parties]

This chick is definitely a butterface.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/myspace10.jpg

[Phobia]

Oh - and here we are again with a couple of other folks who like motorcycles. It appears the one on the left may have picked up a little extra burn around the mouth there - perhaps from sucking on the tailpipe - no?
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/myspace8.jpg

[Amnorix]

Jeez -- her chin is bigger than Cowher's...

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/myspace13.jpg

[Hammock Parties]

Do you like older women, Vulture?

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/myspace11.jpg?t=1214420344

[Midnight_Vulture]

Nice tan, too. You lay out or tanning beds?

I live in Atlanta. I can get a tan outside in like 10 minutes.

ANd this Donger guy is obsessive. Askin me about my dad. Um he is doing fine thanks. Hates me riding though.

[QuikSsurfer]

This chick is definitely a butterface.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/myspace10.jpg

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/quikssurfer/Epic_Disappointment.gif

[Amnorix]

This chick is definitely a butterface.

Big time. Nice body though. Just hit it from behind. :)

[Bowser]

This thread is taking off!

[bogey]

This chick is definitely a butterface.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/myspace10.jpg

Is he a Gotti?

[Hammock Parties]

I live in Atlanta. I can get a tan outside in like 10 minutes.


On your whole body? So you lay out?

[Hammock Parties]

Big time. Nice body though. Just hit it from behind. :)

I would happily penetrate her.

[Donger]

I live in Atlanta. I can get a tan outside in like 10 minutes.

ANd this Donger guy is obsessive. Askin me about my dad. Um he is doing fine thanks. Hates me riding though.

One last question: are you homosexual?

[Midnight_Vulture]

That "fat" girl is one of my good friends Jessica. She is cool as hell.

And yeah I have been known to get with older women on occasion. Hide your wives cause you know they would be more interested in a young in shape guy like me rather than an old fat guy like some of you guys hahaha

[BIG_DADDY]

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[Phobia]

I like the picture that rounds out his entire jerk file. It's Brad Pitt. I wonder if Brad likes motorcycles.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/Seven6.jpg

[Midnight_Vulture]

One last question: are you homosexual?

Sorry to dissapoint you but no. You are gonna have to find some other young guy to do you in the ass.:LOL:

[Hammock Parties]

Hide your wives cause you know they would be more interested in a young in shape guy like me rather than an old fat guy like some of you guys hahaha

I can see you ****ing the entire wifedom of Chiefsplanet on their washing machines while the bald, goatee'd, fat ****ers toil at their day jobs.

Outstanding.

[Phobia]

Do you like older women, Vulture?

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/myspace11.jpg?t=1214420344

I didn't even notice his mother there. I did notice the manly beverage, however.

[seclark]

I like the picture that rounds out his entire jerk file. It's Brad Pitt. I wonder if Brad likes motorcycles.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/Seven6.jpg

hahahahahahaha....busted.
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[Donger]

Sorry to dissapoint you but no. You are gonna have to find some other young guy to do you in the ass.:LOL:

I was proposing, mind you. I've already got GoChiefs lined up.

What do you put in your hair? Some kind of styling gel or something?

[Midnight_Vulture]

Seven is my favorite film ever. So I have that pic saved for using as an avatar. Duh

[Hammock Parties]

Wait...I still want to know about those abs and pecs. Srsly.

[ChiefsFanatic]

actually moron, I do have a brother

Is this your brother?

[Midnight_Vulture]

I was proposing, mind you. I've already got GoChiefs lined up.

What do you put in your hair? Some kind of styling gel or something?

Sorry but I have already owned you enough online. Your curiousity about me is very disturbing and quite puzzling. Dont you have a wife or a gf to entertain???
No offense but you are sending off homo vibes.:LOL:

[Donger]

Sorry but I have already owned you enough online. Your curiousity about me is very disturbing and quite puzzling. Dont you have a wife or a gf to entertain???
No offense but you are sending off homo vibes.:LOL:

I don't get it. You don't use some kind of styling gel?

[Midnight_Vulture]

You fat losers can get in shape by doing this thing called exercising...ever heard of it???Hahaha

[ChiefsFanatic]

Ill definitely be at one of the tailgates probably vs the Raiders. I live in ATL right now and I find it funny that the same guys talking crap about me would never say any of that infront of my face haha.

Do you really think with the amount of beer consumed to make a Herm Edwards coached team worth it, that these people won't say this shit to your face? I think you have already wrecked that bike of yours and aren't telling us.

[beavis]

Anyone remember that douche that used to post here... I think his last name was Matrix or something similar. This guy is like his retarded cousin.

[beavis]

This thread is on the short track to the Hall of Classics.

[FELT]

You fat losers can get in shape by doing this thing called exercising...ever heard of it???Hahaha

So how did you become a Chiefs fan?

[bogey]

Sorry but I have already owned you enough online. Your curiousity about me is very disturbing and quite puzzling. Dont you have a wife or a gf to entertain???
No offense but you are sending off homo vibes.:LOL:

Okay youngster, I tried to steer you in the right direction. You're on your own now.

[Lzen]

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

These last 2 threads =

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/stinger871/4468-BS85.jpg

Wow, that's quite a pic.

[Phobia]

I have quite a bit of stuff to do this afternoon but I have to say that you're one sweet looking boy, Midnight Felcher. You're well tanned and you wear all the pretty clothing. I'll bet you're never alone there in Atlanta. I'm really very jealous.

[siberian khatru]

This thread is on the short track to the Hall of Classics.

It was destined for the Hall the second it was posted.

[Midnight_Vulture]

My family is from Mizzou so I became a Chiefs fan then. I have lived all over the midwest and I moved to Atlanta now. I will be coming to Arrowhead for a couple of games. I'll be the one on the bike haha.

[FELT]

My family is from Mizzou so I became a Chiefs fan then. I have lived all over the midwest and I moved to Atlanta now. I will be coming to Arrowhead for a couple of games. I'll be the one on the bike haha.

It shouldn't take you long to get here with the way you ride. What part of Missouri?

[seclark]

I will be coming to Arrowhead for a couple of games. I'll be the one on the bike haha.
yep

[mikeyis4dcats.]

yep


is that picture seriously available on velvet? That would be AWESOME!

[88TG88]

[QUOTE=Midnight_Vulture;4811411]I am not trying to brag but for those that thought I was full of crap when I said chicks dig guys with bikes. Here is a pic from the party I was at last weekend.

You look like an f'ing doofus.

[kepp]

My family is from Mizzou so I became a Chiefs fan then. I have lived all over the midwest and I moved to Atlanta now. I will be coming to Arrowhead for a couple of games. I'll be the one on the bike haha.

Oh, Lord. I haven't been this embarrassed since the Tyus Edney incident in '95.

[tooge]

Your pic would fit in well on this site:

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

lol. Yeah, chicks dig robes and really old guys too. Ask hugh Hefner. Dude, you have got to be kidding me right. You have just proven my entire point. Gang Ho's dig drunken douchebags with cheesy necklaces and no shirt.

[RNR]

Let me see if I got this

Midnight... I am really cool and chicks dig me and my really cool bike!

ChiefsPlanet... I don't think you or your bike are cool and the chicks are so so.

Midnight... Your gay!

ChiefsPlanet...ouch!

Is that about it?

[Midnight_Vulture]

My fam is from St Louis

[Midnight_Vulture]

Again, if you guys claim to be able to do better...please post away.

[Mr. Plow]

Let me see if I got this

Midnight... I am really cool and chicks dig me and my really cool bike!

ChiefsPlanet... I don't think you or your bike are cool and the chicks are so so.

Midnight... Your gay!

ChiefsPlanet...ouch!

Is that about it?

Ya. I'd say that about sums it up.

[Mr. Plow]

I met these girls a couple weeks ago. Pretty fun group. Let me just say, they do everything together. Gonna see them all again this weekend.

http://www.enelson.ca/%7Eenelson/tipe/pictures/6%20hot%20chicks%20in%20Red%20Latex.jpg

[DaneMcCloud]

Once again if you think you can do better than please post pics of the chick you are with right now. If not then STFU cause you are probably a 40 yr old virgin still.

I find it funny that all the old guys on here are saying "Oh yeah I have been with better tail than that" but they refuse to post pics of it. Hahah riiiiight.LMAO

I find it funny that a 25 year-old guy with thinning hair posts pics of himself with two girls (who barely add up to an eight together) to prove how "cool" and "hot" he is with the ladies.

Scoring a phone number with a overly Mystic tanned, fake blond shouldn't be a badge of honor. It should be business as usual.

And don't feel bad. I, unlike yourself, slipped up and simultaneously banged a couple of 5's on occasion. But my motto was always "Two fives make a ten".

Just make sure she doesn't Mystic eight hours before banging her because if you have enough juice to make her sweat, the "tan" will end up all over your "hot" body. LMAO

[keg in kc]

I'd call that a f@g-hag sandwich, with their pole-polisher in the middle.

NTTAWWT

[The Franchise]

Again, if you guys claim to be able to do better...please post away.

So far I haven't seen any proof that you've done any of these girls. I guarantee I can go to a bar or any party....offer a girl $20 to take a picture with me and she will. You still look like a douchebag.

[whatsmynameagain]

ftr I am in no way affiliated with vulture. my response was fueled by yesterdays thread. its obvious that no matter what some say or do your jealousy remains the same. your a very sad and sorry group here. I thought this board was full of cool chiefs fans not old fat queers. no wonder arrowhead has lost its burst.Posted via Mobile Device

[kepp]

Let me see if I got this

Midnight... I am really cool and chicks dig me and my really cool bike!

ChiefsPlanet... I don't think you or your bike are cool and the chicks are so so.

Midnight... Your gay!

ChiefsPlanet...ouch!

Is that about it?

And the vulture's future can be summed up in one picture:
http://www.the-frat-pack.com/crashers-images/chazz/chaz6.jpg
Grandma...MEATLOAF...NOW!!!

[Bowser]

ftr I am in no way affiliated with vulture. my response was fueled by yesterdays thread. its obvious that no matter what some say or do your jealousy remains the same. your a very sad and sorry group here. I thought this board was full of cool chiefs fans not old fat queers. no wonder arrowhead has lost its burst.Posted via Mobile Device

Sounds like you're getting a boner for Vulture.

[RustShack]

Pics? I only seen one...

[Mr. Plow]

So far I haven't seen any proof that you've done any of these girls. I guarantee I can go to a bar or any party....offer a girl $20 to take a picture with me and she will. You still look like a douchebag.


You have to pay women to take pictures with you? Sad.....really really sad!

[catfish307]

The guy's not lying, I found a pic of his bike.

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/bike1_small.jpg

[FELT]

ftr I am in no way affiliated with vulture. my response was fueled by yesterdays thread. its obvious that no matter what some say or do your jealousy remains the same. your a very sad and sorry group here. I thought this board was full of cool chiefs fans not old fat queers. no wonder arrowhead has lost its burst.Posted via Mobile Device

Steve Young is that you?

[Stryker]

I'll guess that he's the guy who sells the glow sticks at rave parties.

Oh snap!

ROFL

[QuikSsurfer]

Sounds like you're getting a boner for Vulture.

It's obviously the same guy.
Bwana solved the mystery earlier in this train-wreck of a thread.



"posted via mobile phone"

[Inspector]

Give him a break. He's still a child.

[Bowser]

The guy's not lying, I found a pic of his bike.

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/bike1_small.jpg

Nice! Even the lurkers are piling on! :D

[Bowser]

It's obviously the same guy.
Bwana solved the mystery earlier in this train-wreck of a thread.



"posted via mobile phone"

Yes. It's either him, or one other person around here who likes to stir the shit, and I'm NOT talking about GoChiefs.

[The Franchise]

You have to pay women to take pictures with you? Sad.....really really sad!

Does my girlfriend count?

[Mr. Plow]

Does my girlfriend count?

No. She HAS to do it.

[Bwana]

Anyone remember that douche that used to post here... I think his last name was Matrix or something similar. This guy is like his retarded cousin.

Heh, how could we forget?

[Lzen]

I still don't understand why you are doing this. Why do you feel the need to post this? I mean, we're all just a bunch of old farts. Right? So this makes no sense to me.

I still question whether the pic is even you. And how do we even know these chicks are "with" you or are just friends/relatives/etc.? I guess for now, I will just assume that the pics are legit.

Despite some of the comments to the contrary, it is obvious you are a good looking (no, I'm not gay) fella and seem to be in good shape/health. And despite some of the comments, I think those girls (in the first pic) are nice looking. So, why would you care what a bunch of "old guys" on a Chiefs forum think? You seem to need our approval. I mean, what other explanation is there?

Frankly, I think you have low self esteem and bought the motorcycle to make yourself feel better. Just because you can land some good looking chicks doesn't make you better than anyone. While I nor my wife are in great shape like we were in our youth, we aren't obese or anything. But that doesn't mean jack shit, really. We are happy and that is all that matters. I don't need a motorcycle or pics to prove my manhood. I am perfectly comfortable with it the way it is.

Btw, if you feel the need to tell people that you are cool, you most likely are not cool.

[StcChief]

It's obviously the same guy.
Bwana solved the mystery earlier in this train-wreck of a thread.



"posted via mobile phone" I figured "IforgotmynameagainImaDumbF' was the same as midnite_cowboy_vulture:spock:

I bet his momma would be proud of him and his "two chicks" (would he take 'em home to meet her)......

[bishop_74]

I still don't understand why you are doing this. Why do you feel the need to post this? I mean, we're all just a bunch of old farts. Right? So this makes no sense to me.

I still question whether the pic is even you. And how do we even know these chicks are "with" you or are just friends/relatives/etc.? I guess for now, I will just assume that the pics are legit.

Despite some of the comments to the contrary, it is obvious you are a good looking (no, I'm not gay) fella and seem to be in good shape/health. And despite some of the comments, those girls are nice looking. So, why would you care what a bunch of "old guys" on a Chiefs forum think? You seem to need our approval. I mean, what other explanation is there?

Frankly, I think you have low self esteem and bought the motorcycle to make yourself feel better. Just because you can land some good looking chicks doesn't make you better than anyone. While I nor my wife are in great shape like we were in our youth, we aren't obese or anything. But that doesn't mean jack shit, really. We are happy and that is all that matters. I don't need a motorcycle or pics to prove my manhood. I am perfectly comfortable with it the way it is.

Btw, if you feel the need to tell people that you are cool, you most likely are not cool.

ZIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGG BABY!!!!


....sorry.

[Bowser]

He looks like he could fit in with those party Guidos.

[RNR]

Btw, if you feel the need to tell people that you are cool, you most likely are not cool.

Pretty much where I stand.

[QuikSsurfer]

I figured "IforgotmynameagainImaDumbF' was the same as midnite_cowboy_vulture:spock:

I bet his momma would be proud of him and his "two chicks" (would he take 'em home to meet her)......

Those aren't the kind of girls you take home to mom. If you look on their myspace page - they have these kinds of pics with 40 other guys.

[Fish]

Midnight seems to have difficulty with the buttons on his shirt....

[siberian khatru]

I still don't understand why you are doing this. Why do you feel the need to post this? I mean, we're all just a bunch of old farts. Right? So this makes no sense to me.

I still question whether the pic is even you. And how do we even know these chicks are "with" you or are just friends/relatives/etc.? I guess for now, I will just assume that the pics are legit.

Despite some of the comments to the contrary, it is obvious you are a good looking (no, I'm not gay) fella and seem to be in good shape/health. And despite some of the comments, I think those girls (in the first pic) are nice looking. So, why would you care what a bunch of "old guys" on a Chiefs forum think? You seem to need our approval. I mean, what other explanation is there?

Frankly, I think you have low self esteem and bought the motorcycle to make yourself feel better. Just because you can land some good looking chicks doesn't make you better than anyone. While I nor my wife are in great shape like we were in our youth, we aren't obese or anything. But that doesn't mean jack shit, really. We are happy and that is all that matters. I don't need a motorcycle or pics to prove my manhood. I am perfectly comfortable with it the way it is.

Btw, if you feel the need to tell people that you are cool, you most likely are not cool.



Logic and maturity are for loosers.

[Lzen]

ftr I am in no way affiliated with vulture. my response was fueled by yesterdays thread. its obvious that no matter what some say or do your jealousy remains the same. your a very sad and sorry group here. I thought this board was full of cool chiefs fans not old fat queers. no wonder arrowhead has lost its burst.Posted via Mobile Device

For the record I have no clue who this whatsmynameagain guy is. You guys can do whatever you want with him.

Uh, yeah right. Sorry but we don't believe you. Your posting style is way too similar. Jealousy is both your mantras.

[whatsmynameagain]

im at work in lenexa on my cell phone. its really funny you think we are the same person. I would comment on the pic but my phone is not displaying it. and that last post calling the other guy good looking just proved my point, fags!Posted via Mobile Device

[Lzen]

im at work in lenexa on my cell phone. its really funny you think we are the same person. I would comment on the pic but my phone is not displaying it. and that last post calling the other guy good looking just proved my point, fags!Posted via Mobile Device

Reading comprehension is not your strong suit. I take it that you never graduated the 6th grade. Am I right?

[StcChief]

I still don't understand why you are doing this. Why do you feel the need to post this? I mean, we're all just a bunch of old farts. Right? So this makes no sense to me.

I still question whether the pic is even you. And how do we even know these chicks are "with" you or are just friends/relatives/etc.? I guess for now, I will just assume that the pics are legit.

Despite some of the comments to the contrary, it is obvious you are a good looking (no, I'm not gay) fella and seem to be in good shape/health. And despite some of the comments, I think those girls (in the first pic) are nice looking. So, why would you care what a bunch of "old guys" on a Chiefs forum think? You seem to need our approval. I mean, what other explanation is there?

Frankly, I think you have low self esteem and bought the motorcycle to make yourself feel better. Just because you can land some good looking chicks doesn't make you better than anyone. While I nor my wife are in great shape like we were in our youth, we aren't obese or anything. But that doesn't mean jack shit, really. We are happy and that is all that matters. I don't need a motorcycle or pics to prove my manhood. I am perfectly comfortable with it the way it is.

Btw, if you feel the need to tell people that you are cool, you most likely are not cool.:clap::clap: I've been thinking that for awhile...

but he's a Chiefs fan so we should all applaud for him. He Mr. Yankee cool down in the ATL. He'll run into someone that still thinks the civil war isn't over.. and boy from Yankeeland will be toast.

[Bwana]

im at work in lenexa on my cell phone. its really funny you think we are the same person. I would comment on the pic but my phone is not displaying it. and that last post calling the other guy good looking just proved my point, Rump Rangers!Posted via Mobile Device

*YAWN* :BS:

[J Diddy]

lol this thread is the funnyhttp://www.sheilaomalley.com/archives/thefonz.jpg


here i am with your mom, I win

[RNR]

Uh, yeah right. Sorry but we don't believe you. Your posting style is way too similar. Jealousy is both your mantras.

If they are not the same person than we at least know Midnight can pull whatsmyname if the tramps dont work out.

[bowener]

Your pic would fit in well on this site:

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/


What part of that picture says, "hot" to you? Granted, they are the standard issue beer goggle gals you typically find next you to following a night of heavy drinking and stumbled, "your hot," statements.

[trndobrd]

I want to know who is taking pictures of a shirtless dude and two chicks (neither of which he has nailed).

It's kind of sad that the younger generation believes living in a 2nd rate townhouse, being someone's bitch at an ad agency, and trying to impress skanks with a cheap motorcycle is really a worthwhile existence.

Come to think of it, forget everything I said about motorcycle safety. In the long run society will be better off if you continue your 100+ mph stunts.

[mikeyis4dcats.]

Yes. It's either him, or one other person around here who likes to stir the shit, and I'm NOT talking about GoChiefs.

I guarantee it's him....like I pointed out, his first post in this thread was worded like a M_V reply.

Secondly, he comes back in here just to post he's NOT M_V?

[Donger]

Honestly, he reminds me of someone. I can't quite put my finger on it. It's like a cross between that gay guy on that show where they bring in women who dress badly and fix them up, and someone else.

[Phobia]

Btw, if you feel the need to tell people that you are cool, you most likely are not cool.

I'm really cool, I mean just about as cool as you can get as an old fat guy. Don't you ever try to tell me any different either.

[The Franchise]

I want to know who is taking pictures of a shirtless dude and two chicks (neither of which he has nailed).

It's kind of sad that the younger generation believes living in a 2nd rate townhouse, being someone's bitch at an ad agency, and trying to impress skanks with a cheap motorcycle is really a worthwhile existence.

Come to think of it, forget everything I said about motorcycle safety. In the long run society will be better off if you continue your 100+ mph stunts.

But look at his sweet stereo speaker behind him! :D

[Frosty]

I'd call that a f@g-hag sandwich, with their pole-polisher in the middle.

NTTAWWT

That was my first impression, too. This guy is trying waaaaaay too hard to prove how "manly" he is. :hmmm:

[Stinger]

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/myspace5.jpg

:hmmm:

http://www.domboarders.de/phpBB2/files/icy_hot_stuntaz.jpg

[Demonpenz]

Stinger post number #12

[2112]

I am not trying to brag but for those that thought I was full of crap when I said chicks dig guys with bikes. Here is a pic from the party I was at last weekend.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/myspace5.jpg

http://www.roflwigger.com/images/wigger/145828004_c819f2a666.jpg

[QuikSsurfer]

But look at his sweet stereo speaker behind him! :D

lol
I was noticing that too.. quite the bachelor.

[The Franchise]

lol
I was noticing that too.. quite the bachelor.

But he has a nice bike and an Audi. ROFL

[Stinger]

Stinger post number #12

:doh!:

Sorry, I was late to the thread

[QuikSsurfer]

But he has a nice bike and an Audi. ROFL

Oh he has an Audi??


Man - this guy is living the dream.




LMAOLMAO

[Pablo]

Seriously dude. Those chicks are fine looking, but it's not all that impressive. Any dude that's in his early 20's/goes to college and doesn't look like a complete mutant can get girls to take their picture with them/get their number. You act like it's some unnatainable feat you've accomplished, you've managed to get a couple good looking girls to take a pic with you.

Not to say I haven't done the exact same thing, and I used my Mustang to my advantage when I was a little younger, but for f*cks sake I'm almost 22 now and I realize that the girls you attract with vehicles aren't worth the trouble. Shouldn't you by now?

[Logical]

Oh he has an Audi??


Man - this guy is living the dream.




LMAOLMAO
Holy hell when QuikSurfer is bagging on the village idiot you know the bar is low.

[QuikSsurfer]

Holy hell when QuikSurfer is bagging on the village idiot you know the bar is low.

Give me a f*cking break.

[CoMoChief]

I am not trying to brag but for those that thought I was full of crap when I said chicks dig guys with bikes. Here is a pic from the party I was at last weekend.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/myspace5.jpg

Whos that douchebag in the middle?

[StcChief]

Seriously dude. Those chicks are fine looking, but it's not all that impressive. Any dude that's in his early 20's/goes to college and doesn't look like a complete mutant can get girls to take their picture with them/get their number. You act like it's some unnatainable feat you've accomplished, you've managed to get a couple good looking girls to take a pic with you.

Not to say I haven't done the exact same thing, and I used my Mustang to my advantage when I was a little younger, but for f*cks sake I'm almost 22 now and I realize that the girls you attract with vehicles aren't worth the trouble. Shouldn't you by now?shhh he's livin' his dream

[noa]

Epic thread.
This guy needs to start doing seminars like Frank TJ Mackey.

[Mr. Plow]

Did the one guys cell phone battery go dead?

[2112]

Whos that douchebag in the middle?

Repost! look at the first page, Dartgod already said it.

[Demonpenz]

quicksilver doesn't act like something he's not.

[trndobrd]

<a href="http://s143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/?action=view&current=myspace9.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/myspace9.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>


Male pattern baldness at 25 is teh suck.

[Easy 6]

Did the one guys cell phone battery go dead?

No, his boss told him to get off the damn phone & get ta moppin.

[Pablo]

Male pattern baldness at 25 is teh suck.The eyebrow ring is a clever distraction.

[QuikSsurfer]

quicksilver doesn't act like something he's not.

Thank you, sir.
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/quikssurfer/applause16bfa.gif

[Dartgod]

Whos that douchebag in the middle?

Repost! look at the first page, Dartgod already said it.
Who's the douchebag in the middle? ©
You owe me $1.19 in copyright fees.

[2112]

quicksilver doesn't act like something he's not.

Thank you, sir.
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/quikssurfer/applause16bfa.gif

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w29/jackass500/applause.gif

[2112]

You owe me $1.19 in copyright fees.

Don't forget the ®™

[bowener]

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/myspace9.jpg (http://s143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/?action=view&current=myspace9.jpg)


Male pattern baldness at 25 is teh suck.

Good god what a tan whore... umm... not sure how to pharse that exactly. I mean that she is a whore of tanning, which is easy to notice by the fact that her stomach is an unhealthy 12 shades darker orange than her already unhealthy orange face. but hey! her body looks like its 2 steps up from the other chicks.

[Dartgod]

Good god what a tan whore... umm... not sure how to pharse that exactly. I mean that she is a whore of tanning, which is easy to notice by the fact that her stomach is an unhealthy 12 shades darker orange than her already unhealthy orange face. but hey! her body looks like its 2 steps up from the other chicks.
To be fair, the person to her left is a guy. He also might be black. NTTIAWWT

[Fish]

Interesting that these pics are from a photobucket account under the name of Finch83.

Our old douchebag buddy Fightclub1983 posted under an known alternate by the name of Finch83 as well.... which was changed to Felch83....

What a strange coincidence....

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4103684&postcount=96

Laptop stealin douche....

[Easy 6]

<a href="http://s143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/?action=view&current=myspace9.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/myspace9.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>


Male pattern baldness at 25 is teh suck.

The chick bottom right is definitely not enjoying the party...vulture must've told her she wasnt getting a motorcycle ride.

[QuikSsurfer]

Interesting that these pics are from a photobucket account under the name of Finch83.

Our old douchebag buddy Fightclub1983 posted under an known alternate by the name of Finch83 as well.... which was changed to Felch83....

What a strange coincidence....

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4103684&postcount=96

Laptop stealin douche....

:hmmm:

[Tribal Warfare]

Vulture, welcome to the Planet and the christening of pile-ons. Enjoy it, and embrace it

[Mr. Plow]

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/myspace9.jpg (http://s143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/?action=view&current=myspace9.jpg)


Male pattern baldness at 25 is teh suck.


Man, what happened to that chicks face?

[Donger]

Interesting that these pics are from a photobucket account under the name of Finch83.

Our old douchebag buddy Fightclub1983 posted under an known alternate by the name of Finch83 as well.... which was changed to Felch83....

What a strange coincidence....

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4103684&postcount=96

Laptop stealin douche....

That is interesting. Which actor starred in Fight Club?

[Fish]

Finch83, Fightclub83, known Fight Club fan, from posts in this thread......

Worthless thieving piece of shit....

[2112]

That is interesting. Which actor starred in Fight Club?

http://www.poolparty.com/quotes/images/2007/04/28/brad_pitt_chest.jpg

[Donger]

http://www.poolparty.com/quotes/images/2007/04/28/brad_pitt_chest.jpg

Brad Pitt? Didn't he star in Seven as well?

[2112]

Brad Pitt? Didn't he star in Seven as well?

Yes

[Frazod]

I'm posting from a windless room in a Chicago skyscraper, taking a break from working on 70 page lease agreement that's just about to bore me into a coma. The idea of riding a motorcycle 100 mph or throwing a shot into either one of those chicks in the picture sounds pretty goddamn appealing to me right about now.

More power to you, kid. Enjoy it while it lasts.

And he's right - we do sound like a bunch of old women.

[ChiefsFire]

Lemme guess...you're rockin a tribal arm band tattoo right?

[OnTheWarpath15]

I'll guess that he's the guy who sells the glow sticks at rave parties.


Or the date rape drug...

[2112]

Brad Pitt? Didn't he star in Seven as well?

Yes

What is your prognosis, Dr. Freud Donger?

[J Diddy]

The chick bottom right is definitely not enjoying the party...vulture must've told her she wasnt getting a motorcycle ride.


I swear the girl on his lap's body is kicking but it looks like someone just ****ed her face up with a frying pan

I hear the conversation now

"i'm here for the motorcycle ride"

"you'll have to wait"

"why"

"until my parents go to sleep"

"i thought you lived by yourself and owned your own bike'

"well, i might have exaggerated"

[tooge]

looks like you need to pick the bugs out of your teeth.
sec

Most of the gals I "had" that were that hot really had blonde hair. I wnet to San Diego State University. There was one of those (but real) for every guy there. Nice piece of ass, but I wouldn't brag about it. I can probably speak for quite a few guys on here, we have had plenty of those. I finally had enough of them that I married one. I dont live in the "burbs", I live out in the country, but truse me, life is never boring.

[Donger]

What is your prognosis, Dr. Freud Donger?

He's almost certainly in denial about being homosexual, and attempts to suppress it with overt displays of masculinity.

[tooge]

Please post a pic of your wife or gf I would love to see how they compare. I have seen some pics of your guys women and I gotta say...CATTLE CALL!!!ROFL

I dont keep pics of old girlfriends, I've been married for 15 years, and I am not gonna post a pic of my wife for you to jack off to.

[tooge]

Ill definitely be at one of the tailgates probably vs the Raiders. I live in ATL right now and I find it funny that the same guys talking crap about me would never say any of that infront of my face haha.

Uh, Ok. Carefull there smalls. My arms are bigger than your neck

[Amnorix]

Finch83, Fightclub83, known Fight Club fan, from posts in this thread......

Worthless thieving piece of shit....


? thieving? What am I missing?

[StcChief]

looks like you need to pick the bugs out of your teeth.
but that's the sign of a happy motorcyclist.

[Amnorix]

I'm posting from a windless room in a Chicago skyscraper, taking a break from working on 70 page lease agreement that's just about to bore me into a coma. The idea of riding a motorcycle 100 mph or throwing a shot into either one of those chicks in the picture sounds pretty goddamn appealing to me right about now.

More power to you, kid. Enjoy it while it lasts.

And he's right - we do sound like a bunch of old women.

Ouch. Why are you stuck doing that?

If it makes you feel better, one of my poor partners was stuck reviewing a 100 page lease -- for a 4,000 square foot office space!! The lawyers for the landlord's obviously decided they needed the world's most comprehensive lease for a silly little box of cubicles. ROFL

[Dartgod]

? thieving? What am I missing?
FightClub83 is the guy that came on here last year bragging how he stole an unattended laptop from some guy in a coffee shop or some place like that.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=165020

[Tribal Warfare]

? thieving? What am I missing?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=165020

[OnTheWarpath15]

Uh, Ok. Carefull there smalls. My arms are bigger than your neck


LMAO

He's telling the truth too, young douchebag.

[Easy 6]

I swear the girl on his lap's body is kicking but it looks like someone just ****ed her face up with a frying pan


Yep, a rat face.

[Lzen]

Man, what happened to that chicks face?

I'm guessing it was a sex change operation.

[Donger]

I just figured it out: he looks like Shepard Smith.

[POND_OF_RED]

I thought you said you were in your 20's. Is this an old picture or something?

[siberian khatru]

I just figured it out: he looks like Shepard Smith.

Speaking of gay ...

[Bugeater]

Interesting that these pics are from a photobucket account under the name of Finch83.

Our old douchebag buddy Fightclub1983 posted under an known alternate by the name of Finch83 as well.... which was changed to Felch83....

What a strange coincidence....

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4103684&postcount=96

Laptop stealin douche....
Hmmm. I wonder if this is his myspace page:

http://www.myspace.com/finch83

I can't tell if it's the same douche or not.

[Easy 6]

Its funny how he's gone so silent, after our outstanding Planet sleuths got on the case & busted him.

These guys arent nearly as dumb as you thought, are they vulture?

[tooge]

Hey, this is getting boring now. how bout we all try to convince the rest of chiefs planet that we are indeed the coolest guy on earth. OK, who wants to start. Why are you the coolest?

[booger]

the orange glow chick looks like Eric Warfield

[DaKCMan AP]

Hey, this is getting boring now. how bout we all try to convince the rest of chiefs planet that we are indeed the coolest guy on earth. OK, who wants to start. Why are you the coolest?


i'm hot cuz i'm fly, u ain't cuz u not

[kstater]

Hey, this is getting boring now. how bout we all try to convince the rest of chiefs planet that we are indeed the coolest guy on earth. OK, who wants to start. Why are you the coolest?

Don't worry, this is just starting to pick up. Remember that thread from the guy that lost his girlfriend from a couple months ago? I see this thread heading that way.

[CrazyPhuD]

Man, what happened to that chicks face?

She fell off a motorcycle and dragged for 100 ft?

[CrazyPhuD]

This chick digs teh motorcycles!

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jI7gk9GnGiQ&hl=en"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jI7gk9GnGiQ&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[CrazyPhuD]

But you asked for proof so here it is. I tapped this chick last weekend and I will tell you she was one fine piece of ass!

http://content7.flixster.com/photo/11/08/71/11087133_gal.jpg

["Bob" Dobbs]

My fam is from St Louis
This explains pretty much everything.

[Amnorix]

Hmmm. I wonder if this is his myspace page:

http://www.myspace.com/finch83

I can't tell if it's the same douche or not.

Doesn't really look it.

[OnTheWarpath15]

This explains pretty much everything.

Don't lump us all in with this ****stick.

[DaKCMan AP]

Hey, this is getting boring now. how bout we all try to convince the rest of chiefs planet that we are indeed the coolest guy on earth. OK, who wants to start. Why are you the coolest?

i'm hot cuz i'm fly, u ain't cuz u not

so we all agree i'm the coolest? sweet.. and i don't even own a bike. :D

[Lzen]

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BEgxxHt48Ms&hl=en"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BEgxxHt48Ms&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[CrazyPhuD]

I think I found so more vids of your chick, looks like she's joy riding on yo bike.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/e-5vZWzGZP8&hl=en"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/e-5vZWzGZP8&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[Valiant]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/quikssurfer/cf16e1b553ed6b1b5813cd2128e41.gif

Is that the one where the little black midget got his wife pregnant??

[RJ]

But you asked for proof so here it is. I tapped this chick last weekend and I will tell you she was one fine piece of ass!

http://content7.flixster.com/photo/11/08/71/11087133_gal.jpg



Cool, a Chiefs cheerleader.

[whatsmynameagain]

well Im about 15 minutes from flying to the p&l to snag some tail. have fun fatsos!Posted via Mobile Device

[Adept Havelock]

? thieving? What am I missing?

From last nights thread with Midnight Felcher/Convict1983:

As I suspected, I'm pretty sure this dipsh*t has been with us before.

Compare the following responses, the berating of police, etc. and decide for yourselves. ROFL

Haha trailer park? Sorry I dont live in your neighborhood.ROFL

I am 25 yrs old and will be probably making six figures by the time I am 30. I am already making about 60 to 70,000 right now. So dont even start.

And I am safe when I speed. Of course I am aware of my surroundings. If its busy in traffic then I will go the regular speed but if there are barely anybody else on the road then yeah I will go as fast as I want. No problem.

And from the Hall of Classics:

Yeah, going to Dunkin Donuts everyday is really brave and nobel. ROFL

And you got me all wrong. I make a great living for myself. I work in the marketing business and its good money (probably be making 6 figures by the time I am 30).

I just saw an oppurtunity to get ahold of a free laptop and I capitalized off it. You snooze you lose. Thats just the way it goes sometimes.

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4044898&postcount=244


In that thread, convict1983 proclaimed he was 24. Apparently he's relocated from CA to GA, but I suspect the only real relocation he's done is from his old bedroom to his cool new place in Mom's basement. :shrug:

Another year older, but clearly no wiser.

What's ironic is that this thread is almost the same date last year as that guy with the laptop from San Diego. I wonder if DenverChief can do another exclusive online background check? :hmmm:

Great minds think alike. :thumb:

Looks like it's the same little thug with yet another cry for attention.

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4810589&postcount=437

[Frazod]

well Im about 15 minutes from flying to the p&l to snag some tail. have fun fatsos!Posted via Mobile Device

The other guy's entertaining, but this one just sucks balls.

[booger]

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[RNR]

Cool, a Chiefs cheerleader.

LMAO

[QuikSsurfer]

well Im about 15 minutes from flying to the p&l to snag some tail. have fun fatsos!Posted via Mobile Device

Everything you say is boring.

[Easy 6]

well Im about 15 minutes from flying to the p&l to snag some tail. have fun fatsos!Posted via Mobile Device

Whats his name?

[RaiderH8r]

And you guys are lying thru your teeth if you said you wouldnt tax that blonde. Haha

I wouldn't send that dog to fetch me a beer.

[whatsmynameagain]

robert goulet

[tooge]

She fell off a motorcycle and dragged for 100 ft?

lost a sock too

[kstater]

robert goulet

Well there's an insightful post. posted via mobile scooter

[FAX]

robert goulet

I guess Bob doesn't post via mobile device.

FAX

[Crashride]

Holy shit its been a year since the laptop thread?

[DaFace]

Interesting that these pics are from a photobucket account under the name of Finch83.

Our old douchebag buddy Fightclub1983 posted under an known alternate by the name of Finch83 as well.... which was changed to Felch83....

What a strange coincidence....

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4103684&postcount=96

Laptop stealin douche....

In case anyone cares, I can confirm with about 95% certainty that this is the same dude. Kudos to those who notice posting patterns that well.

And based on that, the dude is just jerkin everyone's chains, so don't let him get to you too much.

[kstater]

In case anyone cares, I can confirm with about 95% certainty that this is the same dude. Kudos to those who notice posting patterns that well.

And based on that, the dude is just jerkin everyone's chains, so don't let him get to you too much.

Can you confirm or deny my original hunch that it's a regular who's bored?

[Donger]

In case anyone cares, I can confirm with about 95% certainty that this is the same dude. Kudos to those who notice posting patterns that well.

And based on that, the dude is just jerkin everyone's chains, so don't let him get to you too much.

Yes, but can you explain his fascination with Brad Pitt?

[BIG_DADDY]

Don't stroke your own wieney on this BB. LMAO 300 posts, amazing.

[DaFace]

Can you confirm or deny my original hunch that it's a regular who's bored?

I can't be certain that he's not, but I can't find any reason to indicate he's a regular.

[Valiant]

<a href="http://s143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/?action=view&current=myspace9.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/myspace9.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>


Male pattern baldness at 25 is teh suck.

Ok, I see why his arm is around the female.. Normal..

But she is on some other guys cock..

And the dude she is sitting on has his arms around another man??


Hey thats cool if you are into that.. Just saying..

Bonus material...

If you would quit egging all this shit on, the board would be easier on you..

[FAX]

Crazy fool sets bait. Planeteers line up for it.

These are sad times.

FAX

[DaFace]

Ok, I see why his arm is around the female.. Normal..

But she is on some other guys cock..

And the dude she is sitting on has his arms around another man??


Hey thats cool if you are into that.. Just saying..

Bonus material...

If you would quit egging all this shit on the board would be easier on you..

I highly doubt that's his goal.

[QuikSsurfer]

Don't stroke your own wieney on this BB. LMAO 300 posts, amazing.

It has really made my work day go by much faster.
Thanks laptop thieving, Brad Pitt wannabe, crotch rocketin', womanizing, tool box!!

[Phobia]

well Im about 15 minutes from flying to the p&l to snag some tail. have fun fatsos!Posted via Mobile Device

Okay, .... so the P&L drunk driving schtick..... kinda played out about 20 posts ago. But you keep on with it, Mencia. Eventually somebody will laugh.

[Midnight_Vulture]

Wow this thread really took off. 21 pages of haters and probably 20 more pages of hating hahaha.

[Hammock Parties]

I'm no hater. I respect your upper body and would like to know your routine.

[Phobia]

Wow this thread really took off. 21 pages of haters and probably 20 more pages of hating hahaha.

Hahahahaha - you're awesome. Don't believe any of the haters. You're probably the coolest 25 year old douchebag on the planet. Plus, maybe you'll probably be making 6 figures by the time you're 30 - even though it will probably cost at least $100k to keep gas in an Audi by that time.

[Pablo]

Wow this thread really took off. 21 pages of haters and probably 20 more pages of hating hahaha.You're gonna have to say a whole lot more stupid shit/post a whole lot more pics before this thing gets another 20 pages.

But by all mean, sets your goals high.

[Donger]

Wow this thread really took off. 21 pages of haters and probably 20 more pages of hating hahaha.

Oh no, I think I hear him masturbating.

[Midnight_Vulture]

Haha someone actually gets action from hot chicks on here and the haters come out in full force. Some things never change.

I will definitely have to come by with my boys to one of your guys tailgates and laugh in your faces and laugh at the fact that some of you actually have man boobs.

[Midnight_Vulture]

:thumb:Oh no, I think I hear him masturbating.

Sorry not gay like you.LMAO

[Donger]

Some things never change.

Some things never change? From when, exactly?

[Phobia]

Here ya go dude, something to keep you occupied for 60 seconds:

http://www.makemeheal.com/news/images/brad-pitt-plastic-surgery.jpg
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b79/squarehippies/brad_pitt/brad_pitt1.jpg
http://handson.provocateuse.com/images/photos/brad_pitt_04.jpg
http://handson.provocateuse.com/images/photos/brad_pitt_10.jpg

[Donger]

:thumb:

Sorry not gay like you.LMAO

Oh, come on.

You're smart. You've got...wonderful bones, great eyes and you dress really interestingly.

[Pablo]

Haha someone actually gets action from hot chicks on here and the haters come out in full force. Some things never change.

I will definitely have to come by with my boys to one of your guys tailgates and laugh in your faces and laugh at the fact that some of you actually have man boobs.You should probably do that. I can't say that I've actually been to one of these gatherings, but I'm sure you're tougher than everyone there combined.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Some things never change.

Yep.

Like you being a douchebag a year ago, yesterday or today.

[OnTheWarpath15]

You should probably do that. I can't say that I've actually been to one of these gatherings, but I'm sure you're tougher than everyone there combined.

He should go.

I'd like to see tooge stuff him in a smoker...

[Midnight_Vulture]

I also like how some of you said I am with average chicks haha. If you can do better than please post pics of your recent hookups. Oh thats right you wouldnt have any since most of you live on here.

And dont worry if I was as old as you guys, I would hate to show off my wife too haha.

[vailpass]

What's up with the prematurely bald dude bragging about bagging a 6.5?

[Donger]

I also like how some of you said I am with average chicks haha. If you can do better than please post pics of your recent hookups. Oh thats right you wouldnt have any since most of you live on here.

And dont worry if I was as old as you guys, I would hate to show off my wife too haha.

Do you have some way to stop the progression of time, or something?

[DaneMcCloud]

Haha someone actually gets action from hot chicks on here and the haters come out in full force. Some things never change.

I will definitely have to come by with my boys to one of your guys tailgates and laugh in your faces and laugh at the fact that some of you actually have man boobs.

I'm not a hater, I just wouldn't classify those "chicks" as hot.

Though it is clearly obvious that you need a motorcycle to pick up ANY "chick".

You certainly wouldn't be able pull any really "hot" chicks with your looks, hairline or stunning personality alone.

[Skip Towne]

Please post pics of the Audi and the bike.

[FAX]

I once knew a guy in LA who acted like this. If memory serves, I think he got shot.

FAX

[OnTheWarpath15]

I'm not a hater, I just wouldn't classify those "chicks" as hot.

Though it is clearly obvious that you need a motorcycle to pick up ANY "chick".

You certainly wouldn't be able pull any really "hot" chicks with your looks, hairline or stunning personality alone.

I'm telling you, the only way this ****tard scores is with the date rape drug.

[kstater]

I'm telling you, the only way this ****tard scores is with the date rape drug.
Nah, he just occupies the glory hole at the local bar's mens room.

[DaneMcCloud]

I once knew a guy in LA who acted like this. If memory serves, I think he got shot.

FAX

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

[vailpass]

Real gangsta ass n i g g a s don't start fights cuz real gangsta ass n i g g a s know they got it.

[MIAdragon]

Real gangsta ass n i g g a s don't start fights cuz real gangsta ass n i g g a s know they got it.


Great movie!

[MIAdragon]

Damn dogg I needz to get one of deez

http://www.joblog.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/bikerchick-fat.jpg

[Phobia]

I also like how some of you said I am with average chicks haha. If you can do better than please post pics of your recent hookups. Oh thats right you wouldnt have any since most of you live on here.

And dont worry if I was as old as you guys, I would hate to show off my wife too haha.

Okay, dude - that's been done. It's been answered. My wife runs circles around anything you've posted and you're a decade younger with a motorcycle. You should be pulling models but you're content with "7's" which is fine. I mean, not everybody can have a ten. Some of you have to spend 20 hours a week in the gym to upgrade to a seven and that's okay. There's nothing wrong with that, dude. Honestly, I'm really happy for what you've managed to accomplish, even proud. Yes, I'm proud of your accomplishments. You should be proud too. Go forth and post pictures on random message boards on the internet. Be loud and be proud. Have a parade.

[Midnight_Vulture]

Wait that pic was of your wife??? Bwahahahaha

Ummm hate to break it to you but she wasnt hot AT ALL. No offense. I am sure her personality is great though.

And my hair is fine. I just had a really short hair cut in one of those pics.

Hate on though.

[Donger]

Wait that pic was of your wife??? Bwahahahaha

Ummm hate to break it to you but she wasnt hot AT ALL. No offense. I am sure her personality is great though.

And my hair is fine. I just had a really short hair cut in one of those pics.

Hate on though.

Would you consider yourself to be a narcissistic person?

[FAX]

Okay, dude - that's been done. It's been answered. My wife runs circles around anything you've posted and you're a decade younger with a motorcycle. You should be pulling models but you're content with "7's" which is fine. I mean, not everybody can have a ten. Some of you have to spend 20 hours a week in the gym to upgrade to a seven and that's okay. There's nothing wrong with that, dude. Honestly, I'm really happy for what you've managed to accomplish, even proud. Yes, I'm proud of your accomplishments. You should be proud too. Go forth and post pictures on random message boards on the internet. Be loud and be proud. Have a parade.

I'm sorry, Mr. Phobia, but you've got this all wrong. Mr. Midnight_Vulture has proven beyond any shadow of a doubt that he is superior to us in every way. We should be grateful he is even posting pictures of himself on here and bow to His Toolness.

FAX

[Braincase]

Never needed a 1200 cc penis. My natural penis seems to work just fine, and that's with only one nut hangin' low.

[Phobia]

Wait that pic was of your wife??? Bwahahahaha

Ummm hate to break it to you but she wasnt hot AT ALL. No offense. I am sure her personality is great though.

And my hair is fine. I just had a really short hair cut in one of those pics.

Hate on though.

There is really a finite amount of time I'll play the "I know you are but what am I" game with you. I've shared a picture of my wife and while I think she's a knockout I don't expect the entire world to think so. But I do expect you to acknowledge she's not a cow such as the challenges you've been throwing out with your "my dad is tougher than your dad" singsong.

[2112]

Wait that pic was of your wife??? Bwahahahaha

Ummm hate to break it to you but she wasnt hot AT ALL. No offense. I am sure her personality is great though.

And my hair is fine. I just had a really short hair cut in one of those pics.

Hate on though.

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[DaneMcCloud]

There is really a finite amount of time I'll play the "I know you are but what am I" game with you. I've shared a picture of my wife and while I think she's a knockout I don't expect the entire world to think so. But I do expect you to acknowledge she's not a cow such as the challenges you've been throwing out with your "my dad is tougher than your dad" singsong.

Oh, come on, Phobs!

Don't you know that your wife would be so much hotter if she gained 20 pounds, bleached her hair with a bottle of drugstore peroxide and went to Mystic Tan everyday?

Get with it, Dude!

[Midnight_Vulture]

I would hide your wife from me sir. I have been known to get with older married women before. Its fun sleepin with another guy's wife.

[Bearcat]

This thread is more entertaining than yesterday's bike thread.

Person tries to desperately gain the acceptance of a group of people he claims to dislike very much by posting pictures of him with girls at parties, because that's so uncommon these days or something...

Person pleads with the rest of the board to post pictures of their parties because he's sure that he's the only person to ever post pictures from a party on the internet, yet when someone does post a picture of his hot wife, he actually says 'barf' to a picture of Pink... really, wtf?

...all while the rest of the board is desperately trying to find Waldo or something, trying to find the smallest things wrong with each person in every single pic, even though they are all pretty attractive.

So, everyone ends up being ugly as hell and possibly homosexual because everyone wants to get the last word.

jealousy strikes again. why hate on me? because im living the dream and your living the shit life with a **** wife and shithead kids? your wife would rather her hole dry out than let you in it. there are threads on this board that prove ALL of the above you nasal nuggets!

But, my favorite part is forgetting to log into the cell phone to post under the other name (notice how this is the only post in the thread without 'posted from a mobile device).


Good job, everyone.

[FAX]

... But, my favorite part is forgetting to log into the cell phone to post under the other name (notice how this is the only post in the thread without 'posted from a mobile device). ...

No to nitpic, Mr. Bearcat, but Robert Goulet forgot to add the mobile device tag line in his post, as well. Our hero is slipping.

FAX

[Lzen]

Damn dogg I needz to get one of deez

http://www.joblog.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/bikerchick-fat.jpg

OMG!! :Lin:

[2112]

I would hide your wife from me sir. I have been known to get with older married women before. Its fun sleepin with another guy's wife.

I know somebody that got their ear cut off with a machete because they got caught doing that. be careful what you wish for, you might have to grow your hair longer to cover that hole up.

[Midnight_Vulture]

ALso the original pic WAS NOT taken in my apartment. It was at the blonde girl's place.

[Phobia]

I would hide your wife from me sir. I have been known to get with older married women before. Its fun sleepin with another guy's wife.
That's hilarious, actually. I've seen the older ladies in your jack folder. I'm not all that worried. Besides, my wife doesn't like the bald - or motorcycles. She's seeking to grow old with somebody.

[Direckshun]

From last nights thread with Midnight Felcher/Convict1983:

As I suspected, I'm pretty sure this dipsh*t has been with us before.

Compare the following responses, the berating of police, etc. and decide for yourselves. ROFL



And from the Hall of Classics:



http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4044898&postcount=244


In that thread, convict1983 proclaimed he was 24. Apparently he's relocated from CA to GA, but I suspect the only real relocation he's done is from his old bedroom to his cool new place in Mom's basement. :shrug:

Another year older, but clearly no wiser.



Great minds think alike. :thumb:

Looks like it's the same little thug with yet another cry for attention.

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4810589&postcount=437
:thumb:

And there it is.

[DaneMcCloud]

I know somebody that got their ear cut off with a machete because they got caught doing that. be careful what you wish for, you might have to grow your hair longer to cover that hole up.

Machete.

He gets ALL the ladies.

Machete.

He's one pissed off Mexican.

Machete.

[Hammock Parties]

I still want to know your secret to killer abs.

Also tell us some stories about really slutty chicks.

[2112]

Machete.

He gets ALL the ladies.

Machete.

He's one pissed off Mexican.

Machete.

No, he was Guatemalan. close, Dane.