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TribalElder
11-22-2014, 10:04 PM
Fake injury

Bob Dole
11-22-2014, 10:04 PM
Faker.

kepp
11-22-2014, 10:05 PM
Isnt this a ten second runoff?
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GloryDayz
11-22-2014, 10:05 PM
This Tennessee team is really soft! All kinda gay!

Bob Dole
11-22-2014, 10:05 PM
So is there a clock runoff in college?

TribalElder
11-22-2014, 10:05 PM
Oh backfire!

petegz28
11-22-2014, 10:05 PM
So is there a clock runoff in college?

cost them a TO

dirk digler
11-22-2014, 10:06 PM
mauk you idiot there was still 6 seconds left

TribalElder
11-22-2014, 10:06 PM
3rd down for what

petegz28
11-22-2014, 10:06 PM
LMAO, Tenn has had a short field all night, MU a long field and the announcers say MU wasn't very good???

TribalElder
11-22-2014, 10:07 PM
Really 12 men

kepp
11-22-2014, 10:07 PM
Geez
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petegz28
11-22-2014, 10:07 PM
God damn, Finkel. really???? You can't count 11?

GloryDayz
11-22-2014, 10:07 PM
JFC!

TribalElder
11-22-2014, 10:08 PM
Skeet

dirk digler
11-22-2014, 10:08 PM
game over. Didn't have to be this hard at the end

TribalElder
11-22-2014, 10:08 PM
4th down for what

petegz28
11-22-2014, 10:08 PM
FInkel clueless that the game is over, isn't he?

Jerm
11-22-2014, 10:08 PM
Bring on the cousin fuckers....

GloryDayz
11-22-2014, 10:08 PM
Yay....

GloryDayz
11-22-2014, 10:09 PM
FInkel clueless that the game is over, isn't he?LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

kepp
11-22-2014, 10:09 PM
Ugly, ugly win. But a win nonetheless.
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'Hamas' Jenkins
11-22-2014, 10:15 PM
That was one of the most heinously upsetting wins I can remember.

Special teams is just a fucking dumpster fire. Brinser was terrible all night; the return team couldn’t stop committing blocks in the back 15 yards away from the action; kick coverage was a goddamned abomination; field goal block team got caught with their heads up their collective asses; hands team looks like they got caught shoplifting in Saudi Arabia; and, of fucking course, cuntbag Baggett was the fucking rat cunt he always is. Scholarship kicker missing two XPs in one game, which completely altered the complexion of the fourth quarter.

Steckel deserves a 2x4 to the kidneys for turning a dominant defense into a toothless one with the prevent bullshit he ran out there. That allowed Tennessee the opportunity to let the refs try and fuck up and fuck us on those onside kick abominations.

What in the fucking fuck were those idiot refs doing? It’s not hard to state what fouls occurred before the review. In fact, it’s your fucking job. Do it, your cornpone, trisomy-having-motherfucker.

Snapping the ball with six seconds left on the playclock in a kill situation was a special kind of fucktarded as well.

I should not have to be this pissed off of an eight point road win, but goddamn if they didn’t try to lay the foundation for one of the biggest, dumbest collapses in the history of college football.

That was shameful shit.
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'Hamas' Jenkins
11-22-2014, 10:18 PM
That had to be the absolute worst collective special teams performance in the history of organized football, and it's all the more amazing because they managed to fuck up that extensively without allowing a return TD.

They turned a game that, without Steckel going prevent, would have been 31-3 w/ DII level special teams to 29-21 and two onside recoveries in a row that were only negated by penalty. Two straight onside kick plays and we didn't have a single player touch a football with his hands.

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-22-2014, 10:30 PM
Baggett:

http://share.gifyoutube.com/KBjYbN.gif

Perineum Ripper
11-22-2014, 10:42 PM
So if we get past Arkansas..how badly will we get raped in the conference championship game..or does anybody think that the team..and mainly coaching will show up

Jewish Rabbi
11-22-2014, 10:51 PM
So if we get past Arkansas..how badly will we get raped in the conference championship game..or does anybody think that the team..and mainly coaching will show up

It'll be bad. This team just isn't good.

Although hard too bitch about (potentially) winning two straight East crowns.

Reaper16
11-22-2014, 10:54 PM
So if we get past Arkansas..how badly will we get raped in the conference championship game..or does anybody think that the team..and mainly coaching will show up

It'll be a lot like the Georgia game, I think. The defense will be strong but will tire out as Mauk fails to put together drives.

That is if Alabama is Mizzou's opponent. If Mizzou would play Mississippi State then things change. Mauk could actually hurt that team with the deep ball, and the defense showed tonight that they can contain a QB who wants to keep the ball up the middle.

Reaper16
11-22-2014, 10:57 PM
It'll be bad. This team just isn't good.

Although hard too bitch about (potentially) winning two straight East crowns.

I love the East crown[s]. It's a permanent accomplishment. Who cares if this Mizzou team is the mid-2000s Colorado of the SEC? They still made the championship games, and you'd rather make that game than sit at home.

Sassy Squatch
11-22-2014, 10:57 PM
Baggett:

http://share.gifyoutube.com/KBjYbN.gif
LMAO

GloryDayz
11-22-2014, 10:58 PM
LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOBaggett:

http://share.gifyoutube.com/KBjYbN.gif

Bowser
11-22-2014, 10:59 PM
Mauk is the very definition of infuriating. Makes some of the biggest WTF decisions/plays, then turns around and makes great throws to Sasser and Hunt for long touchdowns. I sincerely hope Pinkel gives Lock a legit chance at earning the starting job next year.

Big Poppa Payne
11-22-2014, 11:30 PM
Mauk is the very definition of infuriating. Makes some of the biggest WTF decisions/plays, then turns around and makes great throws to Sasser and Hunt for long touchdowns. I sincerely hope Pinkel gives Lock a legit chance at earning the starting job next year.

I've seen a couple of Locks games this year, he's a good qb. That would be something if he earned the starting job as a true freshman.

Mizzou_8541
11-22-2014, 11:31 PM
MU ball. But the MU special teams coach needs to be fired tomorrow

I could be wrong, but I don't think Mizzou has a special teams coach. I think it's a special teams coach by committee thing.

Mizzou_8541
11-22-2014, 11:33 PM
I don't remember who it was, nor do I care enough about who it was to search for it, but someone here said that Baggett was going to cost us a game this year. He came pretty close tonight. Just absolute ****ery off his foot.

Mosbonian
11-22-2014, 11:39 PM
That was one of the most heinously upsetting wins I can remember.

Special teams is just a ****ing dumpster fire. Brinser was terrible all night; the return team couldn’t stop committing blocks in the back 15 yards away from the action; kick coverage was a goddamned abomination; field goal block team got caught with their heads up their collective asses; hands team looks like they got caught shoplifting in Saudi Arabia; and, of ****ing course, ****bag Baggett was the ****ing rat **** he always is. Scholarship kicker missing two XPs in one game, which completely altered the complexion of the fourth quarter.

Steckel deserves a 2x4 to the kidneys for turning a dominant defense into a toothless one with the prevent bullshit he ran out there. That allowed Tennessee the opportunity to let the refs try and **** up and **** us on those onside kick abominations.

What in the ****ing **** were those idiot refs doing? It’s not hard to state what fouls occurred before the review. In fact, it’s your ****ing job. Do it, your cornpone, trisomy-having-mother****er.

Snapping the ball with six seconds left on the playclock in a kill situation was a special kind of ****tarded as well.

I should not have to be this pissed off of an eight point road win, but goddamn if they didn’t try to lay the foundation for one of the biggest, dumbest collapses in the history of college football.

That was shameful shit.
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Thanks for typing all the things that were going on in my head during that game.....I don't know who the Special Team coach is, but he should be delivering pizza by tomorrow morning instead of being on a D-1 Coaching staff.

That was a special type of stupid that they exhibited out there tonight. I think the Mizzou Special Teams coach was the only one who wasn't thinking maybe Butch Jones might try a fake field goal. I was screaming it at the TV when they lined up.

And the Onsides Kick.....if that was the "Hands Team" out there someone must have substituted Vaseline for "stick-em" just before that travesty.

And Baggett......he should be made to go back out onto the field and be forced to try 10 FG's from medium depth. If he can't make all 10 then he should be forced to find his own way home from Knoxville.

It's a good thing our Defense was so pissed off from hearing from all the talking heads that there was no way they would stop the juggernaut Tennessee offense and Josh Gibbs and that the Vols would beat us.

Pitt Gorilla
11-22-2014, 11:57 PM
Mauk's biggest problem, IMO, is the lack of receivers. Hunt and Sasser are ok, but they aren't what we're used to seeing on the field.

What I really don't get are all of the false start penalties. I mean, W.T.F.

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-23-2014, 12:18 AM
Mauk's biggest problem, IMO, is the lack of receivers. Hunt and Sasser are ok, but they aren't what we're used to seeing on the field.

What I really don't get are all of the false start penalties. I mean, W.T.F.

Chappel and McNulty were horrible tonight. With that said, we could not run left all night, and it was frustrating that we kept trying when we did have success going right. Off of Boehm and McGovern is the only place we could run.

And aside from Hunt's great TD catch, he played one of the all time stinkbombs from an MU WR.

Pepe Silvia
11-23-2014, 12:31 AM
Mauk's biggest problem, IMO, is the lack of receivers. Hunt and Sasser are ok, but they aren't what we're used to seeing on the field.

What I really don't get are all of the false start penalties. I mean, W.T.F.

This is making my blood boil and I blame it on Hill and Ricker more so than the players, this is ridiculous, our line has no problem unless Hill starts waving his ****ing arms/calling audibles, confusing the shit out of Mauk and the lineman, it has to be fixed, 10 times a game is too much, unacceptable.

Pepe Silvia
11-23-2014, 12:44 AM
Mauk is the very definition of infuriating. Makes some of the biggest WTF decisions/plays, then turns around and makes great throws to Sasser and Hunt for long touchdowns. I sincerely hope Pinkel gives Lock a legit chance at earning the starting job next year.

Won't happen, Lock will redshirt next year, and Pinkel will ease him in the job with a series here and there in 2016, 2017 he starts.

Pepe Silvia
11-23-2014, 01:03 AM
Have I mentioned I can't wait for Drew Lock to get to MIZZOU? This defense can't take much more of MM's running the offense...

GP is going to have to think hard about starting Drew Next year...

Nope, Pinkel is buddies with daddy Mauk and daddy Mauk made dumbass Pinkel promise him that if he were to move his family to Springfield that baby mauk gets the starting job. oh and we also can't frick with baby Mauks mechanics. Daddy Mauk has spoken and drew lock isnt starting until 2017.

Pitt Gorilla
11-23-2014, 01:06 AM
Nope, Pinkel is buddies with daddy Mauk and daddy Mauk made dumbass Pinkel promise him that if he were to move his family to Springfield that baby mauk gets the starting job. oh and we also can't frick with baby Mauks mechanics. Daddy Mauk has spoken and drew lock isnt starting until 2017.Pinkel has won 8 straight road games in the SEC. Perhaps we can lay off the "dumbass" nonsense.

Discuss Thrower
11-23-2014, 01:16 AM
Nope, Pinkel is buddies with daddy Mauk and daddy Mauk made dumbass Pinkel promise him that if he were to move his family to Springfield that baby mauk gets the starting job. oh and we also can't frick with baby Mauks mechanics. Daddy Mauk has spoken and drew lock isnt starting until 2017.
.. Mauk's daughter lives in Springfield..

Pepe Silvia
11-23-2014, 01:20 AM
Pinkel has won 8 straight road games in the SEC. Perhaps we can lay off the "dumbass" nonsense.

He's a good coach, when I say dumbass I'm just referring to his derps.

NewChief
11-23-2014, 09:31 AM
Only Mizzou fans could be in the lead in their division, a single game away from clinching, and still absolutely HATE their team.

Reaper16
11-23-2014, 09:52 AM
Only Mizzou fans could be in the lead in their division, a single game away from clinching, and still absolutely HATE their team.

You'd hate the non-defense parts of this team too if you had to watch them week in week out. Mizzou is always, but especially this year, a Russell Stover box of assorted masochism.

Bowser
11-23-2014, 10:02 AM
Russell Stover box of assorted masochism.

Totally stealing this.

Bowser
11-23-2014, 10:06 AM
Won't happen, Lock will redshirt next year, and Pinkel will ease him in the job with a series here and there in 2016, 2017 he starts.

Nope, Pinkel is buddies with daddy Mauk and daddy Mauk made dumbass Pinkel promise him that if he were to move his family to Springfield that baby mauk gets the starting job. oh and we also can't frick with baby Mauks mechanics. Daddy Mauk has spoken and drew lock isnt starting until 2017.I sincerely hope this isn't true, for the sake of Lock and the sake of the team. If Mauk can't hold off a true freshman in head to head competition for the starting job, then it's on him. Pinkel should be past the point of coddling Mauk come next year.

Only Mizzou fans could be in the lead in their division, a single game away from clinching, and still absolutely HATE their team.I hate that they aren't what they should be. They are a good team with a stellar defense that carries a sub-par offense (at least the passing game). Mizzou has the ability to be scary on O, but just finds ways not to be. That's where my frustration lies.

Pitt Gorilla
11-23-2014, 10:14 AM
I sincerely hope this isn't true, for the sake of Lock and the sake of the team. If Mauk can't hold off a true freshman in head to head competition for the starting job, then it's on him. Pinkel should be past the point of coddling Mauk come next year.

I hate that they aren't what they should be. They are a good team with a stellar defense that carries a sub-par offense (at least the passing game). Mizzou has the ability to be scary on O, but just finds ways not to be. That's where my frustration lies.It's not true.

KChiefs1
11-23-2014, 11:31 AM
Conference records 2013-2014.

SEC conference Regular season games only:

Alabama 13-2
Mizzou 13-2

Auburn 11-4
Georgia 11-5

Mississippi State 9-6
South Carolina 9-7
LSU 8-7

TAMU 7-8
Ole Miss 7-8
Florida 7-9

Tennessee 4-11
Vanderbilt 4-11
Arkansas 2-13
Kentucky 2-14

Saul Good
11-23-2014, 11:35 AM
Mizzou is 21-4 the last two seasons overall, and two of those losses were absolute choke jobs.

KChiefs1
11-23-2014, 11:43 AM
Mauk's biggest problem, IMO, is the lack of receivers. Hunt and Sasser are ok, but they aren't what we're used to seeing on the field.



What I really don't get are all of the false start penalties. I mean, W.T.F.


100,000 screaming hillbillies?

KChiefs1
11-23-2014, 11:51 AM
Mizzou 17th in the coaches poll:

http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/rankings/coaches/2014-week-14-coaches-poll/

Bob Dole
11-23-2014, 11:52 AM
If the O doesn't get their shit together this week, Arkansas is going to shit stomp MIZZOU.

TribalElder
11-23-2014, 11:58 AM
Arkansas has been lights out vs LSU and Ole Miss in consecutive weeks. They didn't give up a single point. Couple that with the fact that all the pressure is on Mizzou and we have a recipe for a Baggett kick.

Since the game is in Missouri that helps some. It's going to be a hell of a ride.

If they do win vs Arky who wins the West? Didn't Miss St beat Alabama? Do they hold the tiebreaker? I could see where Mizzou wins and gets left out of any playoff discussion because Mizzou.

TribalElder
11-23-2014, 11:59 AM
Nevermind, they lost to Ole Miss

NewChief
11-23-2014, 12:02 PM
Arkansas has been lights out vs LSU and Ole Miss in consecutive weeks. They didn't give up a single point. Couple that with the fact that all the pressure is on Mizzou and we have a recipe for a Baggett kick.

Since the game is in Missouri that helps some. It's going to be a hell of a ride.

If they do win vs Arky who wins the West? Didn't Miss St beat Alabama? Do they hold the tiebreaker? I could see where Mizzou wins and gets left out of any playoff discussion because Mizzou.

It's hard for me to get a read on this game. Everyone hypes the Hogs run game, but I haven't been real happy with our ability to physically exert our will on actual SEC teams beyond the first scripted drive. A lot of that is our OC's inclination to abandon the run, pass in obvious or dumb situations, try to get cute, and not play to our strengths (sound familiar Chiefs fans?).

Our defense is fantastic and becoming increasingly opportunistic. Kind of similar to Ole Miss with good/bad Bo, I think a lot of this game will come down to which team makes the fewest mistakes and can effectively move the chains in obvious passing situations.

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-23-2014, 01:13 PM
Only Mizzou fans could be in the lead in their division, a single game away from clinching, and still absolutely HATE their team.

Football is really hard. Making extra points, calling the same defense you had been for the previous 54 minutes, and not blocking someone when you see the name on their jersey isn't.

No one here is expecting professional levels of execution; we're despondent about stretches of Pee Wee level incompetence.

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-23-2014, 01:14 PM
If Miss. St. beats a shittier-by-the-week Ole Miss they're going to get to back into the playoff w/o winning their division as long as Alabama beats Auburn at home, which should happen. That's a pretty nice consolation.

Saul Good
11-23-2014, 01:19 PM
If Miss. St. beats a shittier-by-the-week Ole Miss they're going to get to back into the playoff w/o winning their division as long as Alabama beats Auburn at home, which should happen. That's a pretty nice consolation.

How is that backing into the playoffs? Undefeated save a one score loss to Alabama is a worthy resume.

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-23-2014, 01:23 PM
How is that backing into the playoffs? Undefeated save a one score loss to Alabama is a worthy resume.

That was a garbage time TD. Calling it a one score loss is a semantic cop out. There wasn't a moment where Alabama was ever in trouble in that game.

Their victories look far less impressive in the rear view mirror.

Saul Good
11-23-2014, 01:26 PM
That was a garbage time TD. Calling it a one score loss is a semantic cop out. There wasn't a moment where Alabama was ever in trouble in that game.

Their victories look far less impressive in the rear view mirror.

Alabama had a lost fumble reversed by replay into a touchdown. That call doesn't get overturned, and MSU may have won...and winning in Death Valley is always impressive.

Pepe Silvia
11-23-2014, 03:02 PM
It's not true.

Ihave great sources that say it's true and I believe them over your ass.

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-23-2014, 04:42 PM
Alabama had a lost fumble reversed by replay into a touchdown. That call doesn't get overturned, and MSU may have won...and winning in Death Valley is always impressive.

That was a dubious call given the camera angle, but everyone knew the guy broke the plane.

TribalElder
11-23-2014, 04:50 PM
Baggett probably costs us the game next week :cuss:

Saul Good
11-23-2014, 04:57 PM
That was a dubious call given the camera angle, but everyone knew the guy broke the plane.

Doesn't change the fact that it could have just as easily been upheld. You're acting like it was a beating. It was a close loss to the number one team in the country. It is their only loss all year. If they get into the playoffs by going 11-1, they won't have backed in.

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-23-2014, 05:04 PM
Doesn't change the fact that it could have just as easily been upheld. You're acting like it was a beating. It was a close loss to the number one team in the country. It is their only loss all year. If they get into the playoffs by going 11-1, they won't have backed in.

They won't have won their division or conference, and Alabama let their foot off the gas significantly in the second half. That game was never in doubt.

It's also a good example of why garbage time scores matter to perception. Them scoring with 15 seconds left had no effect on the outcome of the game but it allows their advocates to suggest that they were closer than they really were.

You saw how Alabama's defense engulfed them. Prescott threw 48 times and averaged less than 6 YPA. Their running game was completely dominated as well.

That was a sound defeat, and their three best wins came against teams with a combined 11 losses to this point.

Pitt Gorilla
11-23-2014, 05:44 PM
Ihave great sources that say it's true and I believe them over your ass.I thought you were done with this team.

Saul Good
11-23-2014, 06:24 PM
They won't have won their division or conference, and Alabama let their foot off the gas significantly in the second half. That game was never in doubt.

It's also a good example of why garbage time scores matter to perception. Them scoring with 15 seconds left had no effect on the outcome of the game but it allows their advocates to suggest that they were closer than they really were.

You saw how Alabama's defense engulfed them. Prescott threw 48 times and averaged less than 6 YPA. Their running game was completely dominated as well.

That was a sound defeat, and their three best wins came against teams with a combined 11 losses to this point.

The score had no impact on the outcome of the game because Alabama did a good job of holding them out of the end zone and essentially forced State to drain the clock. Had they scored a minute earlier...which they had a chance to do...they would have had an opportunity for an onside kick.

That you are trying to paint a road loss by a single score against the number one team in the country as some sort of indictment of State's worthiness of a playoff slot strikes me as odd.

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-24-2014, 01:12 PM
The score had no impact on the outcome of the game because Alabama did a good job of holding them out of the end zone and essentially forced State to drain the clock. Had they scored a minute earlier...which they had a chance to do...they would have had an opportunity for an onside kick.

That you are trying to paint a road loss by a single score against the number one team in the country as some sort of indictment of State's worthiness of a playoff slot strikes me as odd.

It was a sound defeat and MSU's resume looked far better in the windshield than the rear view mirror.

Your advocacy for them reminds me of the same disingenuous arguments you used for the number of ranked teams that Missouri beat last year. Florida's ranking at the time of the Mizzou game was a mirage.

MSU and the BXII teams both have the benefit of dodging a potential tough conference championship game and getting a prime position because of it, similar to KU in '07, but with less scheduling luck.

Saul Good
11-24-2014, 01:36 PM
It was a sound defeat and MSU's resume looked far better in the windshield than the rear view mirror.

Your advocacy for them reminds me of the same disingenuous arguments you used for the number of ranked teams that Missouri beat last year. Florida's ranking at the time of the Mizzou game was a mirage.

MSU and the BXII teams both have the benefit of dodging a potential tough conference championship game and getting a prime position because of it, similar to KU in '07, but with less scheduling luck.

...and Mizzou wound up 12-2 and ranked top 5 by the time it was all said and done. I think one of us was vindicated about the quality of Mizzou's season last year while the other pulled the eject lever for the umpteenth time yet again this season.

Before you decide to lecture me yet again about being disingenuous, perhaps you should re-read your OP and let it serve as a reminder that pessimism isn't a synonym for realism.

If MSU ends up 11-1, they will have won at Death Valley, at Ole Miss and at home against aTm, Arkansas, and Auburn with their only loss being by 5 at Alabama. In the real world, people call that an impressive resume. You prefer to call it backing into a four team playoff....which is comical.

What's also comical is saying that MSU was dominated by Alabama. MSU had more rushing yards than Alabama. They had more passing yards than Alabama. They had nearly 100 more total yards than Alabama. They had more time of possession than Alabama. They had 26 first downs to Alabama's 17.

Alabama won that game because State's Heisman candidate QB was banged up and played like crap turning the ball over three times while Alabama's only turnover was reversed by a questionable replay and called a touchdown.

You've dug in your heels here, and that's fine. You'll have to forgive me if I find the case you've laid out severely lacking.

Mile High Mania
11-24-2014, 01:40 PM
The Hogs are coming to town, after a 3 game stretch against three top 17 teams (all SEC) and only giving up 17 in in a narrow loss to #1 Miss State.

47-0 against #17 LSU and #8 Ole Miss

This team has had a brutal f'ing schedule, and after narrow defeats early on... it's turning around and I think this team can play with anyone in the land right now.

Mizzou - yeah, you're going down. Four straight cupcakes to open the year and playing in a down SEC East.

The Hogs will win this by 13.

Pasta Little Brioni
11-24-2014, 01:45 PM
More MHM fail

Mile High Mania
11-24-2014, 01:46 PM
More MHM fail

Ha ... more? I have much more success than failure.

Pasta Little Brioni
11-24-2014, 01:51 PM
Yeah predicting Denver to win every week is tough work. Now your playoff predictions. ...

Saul Good
11-24-2014, 01:56 PM
Arkansas could very well kick our asses. The line opened as a pick 'em, so I'm sure MHM will be a rich man come Friday night.

Mile High Mania
11-24-2014, 02:37 PM
Arkansas could very well kick our asses. The line opened as a pick 'em, so I'm sure MHM will be a rich man come Friday night.

Yeah, I don't bet on games. I've seen the Hogs play good football in some tough losses. Over the last month, they've played really well. So, traveling Columbia isn't as frightful. And, I don't think I'm going out on any limbs here.

Pitt Gorilla
11-24-2014, 02:40 PM
Yeah, I don't bet on games. I've seen the Hogs play good football in some tough losses. Over the last month, they've played really well. So, traveling Columbia isn't as frightful. And, I don't think I'm going out on any limbs here.It wouldn't surprise me at all if Arky won the game. Of course, Tennessee Fan thought they were going to blow us out as well. It'll be an interesting game for sure.

Dr. Gigglepants
11-24-2014, 02:43 PM
It should be a fun game. A lot on the line for both teams, should be the start of a fun rivalry.
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Mile High Mania
11-24-2014, 02:46 PM
It should be a fun game. A lot on the line for both teams, should be the start of a fun rivalry.
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It would be nice for a natural rivalry to develop... they're trying to force one with A&M, the one with LSU isn't all that either.

duncan_idaho
11-24-2014, 03:01 PM
I think Friday's game will be a good one... but I have to LOL at the Arkansas fans predicting a blowout.

Missouri defense just keeps getting underrated, especially the interior DL.

Missouri goes 4 deep in the middle with quality guys, and the two reserves are probably better than the two starters. Ray and Golden are both explosive players who are effective against both phases of the game.

This is the best Missouri defense in my lifetime. With the emergence of Kenya Dennis (and change in philosophy to allow less cushion for WRs), there really are no weaknesses in that unit. And the front 4 is excellent (and 9 deep).

Missouri has held every team it has faced significantly below its rushing average (YPA) - yes, even Georgia. I don't expect that to change on Friday.

Question is what Missouri's offense is capable of doing. It doesn't need to be a lot... but can it be enough?

Mile High Mania
11-24-2014, 03:04 PM
I think Friday's game will be a good one... but I have to LOL at the Arkansas fans predicting a blowout.

Missouri defense just keeps getting underrated, especially the interior DL.

Missouri goes 4 deep in the middle with quality guys, and the two reserves are probably better than the two starters. Ray and Golden are both explosive players who are effective against both phases of the game.

This is the best Missouri defense in my lifetime. With the emergence of Kenya Dennis (and change in philosophy to allow less cushion for WRs), there really are no weaknesses in that unit. And the front 4 is excellent (and 9 deep).

Missouri has held every team it has faced significantly below its rushing average (YPA) - yes, even Georgia. I don't expect that to change on Friday.

Question is what Missouri's offense is capable of doing. It doesn't need to be a lot... but can it be enough?

I called it a 13 point win, dunno if I call that a blowout.

Looking at the schedules these two have played, the Hogs are going to be more than ready. Hell, the Hogs could very well lose - it was only 3 weeks ago we were 0-17 in SEC play with this crew, 2-0 since then... I like our chances, definitely on a huge upward swing.

kepp
11-24-2014, 03:20 PM
ARK defintely has momentum...they've played lights-out the past two weeks. They also have a huge OL, but I think we hold them below their average run game output. I hope we knock the snot out of Jonathan Williams as an added bonus.

duncan_idaho
11-24-2014, 03:21 PM
I called it a 13 point win, dunno if I call that a blowout.

Looking at the schedules these two have played, the Hogs are going to be more than ready. Hell, the Hogs could very well lose - it was only 3 weeks ago we were 0-17 in SEC play with this crew, 2-0 since then... I like our chances, definitely on a huge upward swing.

It's mild compared to what I've seen from a lot of your Hoggie brethren.

Missouri is excellent up front and excellent at limiting rushing yardage per carry. That's a good matchup against Arkansas (especially since this team really can rotate 4 guys in the middle with no drop-off and has been getting good production from its reserve ends).

I like Missouri's chances, but the passing game is going to have to show up. Arkansas is good vs. the run but surrenders something like 9 YPA on passes. If the Missouri offense holds up its end of the bargain and doesn't leave the defense on the field all game, Arkansas fans are going to walk away as surprised on Friday as Tennessee fans did on Saturday night.

NewChief
11-24-2014, 03:22 PM
Hog's starting quarterback, Brandon Allen, is questionable. His brother, Austin, did decent backup work against Ole Miss, but there's certainly a drop off there, especially against a brutal Mizzou pass rush.

AJ Derby is also questionable, and he's our primary receiving threat outside of Hunter Henry. We've also recently kicked (most likely) Korliss Marshall off the team, who was our big play and return specialist. Even if he remains on the team (not likely), he certainly won't be playing this weekend.

Anyway, Hogs are down. Like I said earlier, I believe the defenses are a push. The real place where differences will be made is in whose QB can avoid the costly mistake (such as a pick 6). Both kickers are somewhat questionable as well, so it could come down to missed field goals.

Pitt Gorilla
11-24-2014, 03:27 PM
It's mild compared to what I've seen from a lot of your Hoggie brethren.

Missouri is excellent up front and excellent at limiting rushing yardage per carry. That's a good matchup against Arkansas (especially since this team really can rotate 4 guys in the middle with no drop-off and has been getting good production from its reserve ends).

I like Missouri's chances, but the passing game is going to have to show up. Arkansas is good vs. the run but surrenders something like 9 YPA on passes. If the Missouri offense holds up its end of the bargain and doesn't leave the defense on the field all game, Arkansas fans are going to walk away as surprised on Friday as Tennessee fans did on Saturday night.I would encourage the Missouri receivers to catch balls that hit them in the hands. That alone would help considerably in a game like this.

Mizzou_8541
11-24-2014, 03:37 PM
Hog's starting quarterback, Brandon Allen, is questionable. His brother, Austin, did decent backup work against Ole Miss, but there's certainly a drop off there, especially against a brutal Mizzou pass rush.

AJ Derby is also questionable, and he's our primary receiving threat outside of Hunter Henry. We've also recently kicked (most likely) Korliss Marshall off the team, who was our big play and return specialist. Even if he remains on the team (not likely), he certainly won't be playing this weekend.

Anyway, Hogs are down. Like I said earlier, I believe the defenses are a push. The real place where differences will be made is in whose QB can avoid the costly mistake (such as a pick 6). Both kickers are somewhat questionable as well, so it could come down to missed field goals.

No idea about yours, but I can assure you that our kicker much worse than "somewhat questionable."

Mile High Mania
11-24-2014, 03:42 PM
Yeah, honestly at this point - a win (3 straight vs SEC) would be more than I imagined a few weeks ago. Hogs are ending on a high note, either way. I'd love for them to find a more capable QB. Allen is ok, but not much more than that...

duncan_idaho
11-24-2014, 03:49 PM
Hog's starting quarterback, Brandon Allen, is questionable. His brother, Austin, did decent backup work against Ole Miss, but there's certainly a drop off there, especially against a brutal Mizzou pass rush.

AJ Derby is also questionable, and he's our primary receiving threat outside of Hunter Henry. We've also recently kicked (most likely) Korliss Marshall off the team, who was our big play and return specialist. Even if he remains on the team (not likely), he certainly won't be playing this weekend.

Anyway, Hogs are down. Like I said earlier, I believe the defenses are a push. The real place where differences will be made is in whose QB can avoid the costly mistake (such as a pick 6). Both kickers are somewhat questionable as well, so it could come down to missed field goals.

I don't believe the defenses are a push.

The Tigers and Hoggies have two mutual opponents: Georgia and Texas A&M.

Against Georgia, the Tigers lost 34-0 in a game in which the offense didn't bother getting off the bus. But what did the defense do? (Other than spend 43 minutes on the field?)

Yards Per Rush: 3.6 (Held Nick Chubb to 3.8 YPC)
Yards Per Pass: 5.8

How did Arkansas fare against Georgia?

Yards per Rush: 5.3 (Nick Chubb ran for 6.7 YPC)
Yards Per Pass: 10.5

Georgia only ran 56 plays against Arkansas while gathering 4 turnovers. It ran 87 against Missouri while gathering 5 turnovers. Yet Georgia gained MORE yards against Arkansas that it did against Mizzou.

If Arkansas defended as many plays against Georgia as Missouri did, here are the yardage totals, based on the averages:
305 passing yards
307 rushing yards

That's 612 total yards. Wow.

OK, just one game. And Missouri was playing without a healthy Markus Golden. Was Arkansas missing key defensive personnel in that game?

Let's look at the other common opponent: aTm

aTm vs. Arkansas
Yards per rush: 5.1
Yards per pass: 9.4

aTm vs. Mizzou
Yards per rush: 3.9
Yards per pass: 6.6

aTm gained nearly 200 FEWER yards against Arkansas than it did against Mizzou, in 5 more plays than it faced against Missouri.

Combine the stats against these common opponents...

Arkansas surrendered 5.21 yards per rush and 9.7 yards per pass.

Missouri surrendered 3.7 yards per rush and 6.25 yards per pass.

Arkansas's D has played great the past 2 weeks, but Missouri's D has really been great all year (except for one game without Markus Golden).

NewChief
11-24-2014, 03:49 PM
Yeah, honestly at this point - a win (3 straight vs SEC) would be more than I imagined a few weeks ago. Hogs are ending on a high note, either way. I'd love for them to find a more capable QB. Allen is ok, but not much more than that...

I predict that BA will have a really good year next year. I know he isn't flashy, but he's been pretty hampered by surrounding cast, playcalling, and injury. The value of a quality senior QB in this league can't be overemphasized, imo.

I'm certainly looking forward to Ty Storey getting on campus, but I think BA's career in Arkansas will look much more favorable in hindsight than current viewpoint.

NewChief
11-24-2014, 03:52 PM
I don't believe the defenses are a push.

The Tigers and Hoggies have two mutual opponents: Georgia and Texas A&M.

Against Georgia, the Tigers lost 34-0 in a game in which the offense didn't bother getting off the bus. But what did the defense do? (Other than spend 43 minutes on the field?)

Yards Per Rush: 3.6 (Held Nick Chubb to 3.8 YPC)
Yards Per Pass: 5.8

How did Arkansas fare against Georgia?

Yards per Rush: 5.3 (Nick Chubb ran for 6.7 YPC)
Yards Per Pass: 10.5

Georgia only ran 56 plays against Arkansas while gathering 4 turnovers. It ran 87 against Missouri while gathering 5 turnovers. Yet Georgia gained MORE yards against Arkansas that it did against Mizzou.

If Arkansas defended as many plays against Georgia as Missouri did, here are the yardage totals, based on the averages:
305 passing yards
307 rushing yards

That's 612 total yards. Wow.

OK, just one game. And Missouri was playing without a healthy Markus Golden. Was Arkansas missing key defensive personnel in that game?

Let's look at the other common opponent: aTm

aTm vs. Arkansas
Yards per rush: 5.1
Yards per pass: 9.4

aTm vs. Mizzou
Yards per rush: 3.9
Yards per pass: 6.6

aTm gained nearly 200 FEWER yards against Arkansas than it did against Mizzou, in 5 more plays than it faced against Missouri.

Combine the stats against these common opponents...

Arkansas surrendered 5.21 yards per rush and 9.7 yards per pass.

Missouri surrendered 3.7 yards per rush and 6.25 yards per pass.

Arkansas's D has played great the past 2 weeks, but Missouri's D has really been great all year (except for one game without Markus Golden).

Georgia was an anomaly (easily our worst all around performance of the year). We actually were missing our middle linebacker Brooks Ellis for that game, and he's the QB of the defense.

A&M was really early in the year when Robb Smith was just getting them going. We'll see, but the defense for Arkansas has been dominant the last two weeks.

Mile High Mania
11-24-2014, 04:00 PM
So, both teams lost to Georgia and Mizzou beat A&M a few weeks ago while the Hogs lost to A&M.

Hogs scored 32 vs Georgia, lost by 13.
Hogs scored 28 vs A&M, lost by 7 in OT when they were ranked #6.

A lot of it is timing - A&M was undefeated still at that point and I would guess the Hogs could maintain that lead at this point.

Splice the stats up however you like them. Against those two teams, the Hogs scored 60 points while giving up 80. Mizzou scored 34 points while giving up 61 points.

We can do this stuff all day long, extrapolating this stat against that stat... bottom line is, this Razorback team playing now is on a different level compared to a month ago.

Should be a fun game.

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-24-2014, 10:55 PM
...and Mizzou wound up 12-2 and ranked top 5 by the time it was all said and done. I think one of us was vindicated about the quality of Mizzou's season last year while the other pulled the eject lever for the umpteenth time yet again this season.

Before you decide to lecture me yet again about being disingenuous, perhaps you should re-read your OP and let it serve as a reminder that pessimism isn't a synonym for realism.

If MSU ends up 11-1, they will have won at Death Valley, at Ole Miss and at home against aTm, Arkansas, and Auburn with their only loss being by 5 at Alabama. In the real world, people call that an impressive resume. You prefer to call it backing into a four team playoff....which is comical.

What's also comical is saying that MSU was dominated by Alabama. MSU had more rushing yards than Alabama. They had more passing yards than Alabama. They had nearly 100 more total yards than Alabama. They had more time of possession than Alabama. They had 26 first downs to Alabama's 17.

Alabama won that game because State's Heisman candidate QB was banged up and played like crap turning the ball over three times while Alabama's only turnover was reversed by a questionable replay and called a touchdown.

You've dug in your heels here, and that's fine. You'll have to forgive me if I find the case you've laid out severely lacking.

I wasn't even talking about myself. You used that false argument when touting Missouri in one of the 5000 conference pissing matches you've engaged in.

Regarding the OP: Let us not forget that Missouri lost to Indiana at home this year, easily the worst loss of the millennium. I hope this team can win the East, but aside from the defense, it's not a good football team. They were absolutely annihilated by a good Georgia team at home as well. Beating a floundering Florida team and a massively overrated South Carolina is certainly better than losing, but this team has beaten one program this year that is likely to finish the regular season with more than seven wins.

Regarding Mississippi State: Teams that get dominated in the first half usually end up racking up far better numbers in the second half, but those numbers don't tell a true story of the game. They were dominated by Alabama.

The point isn't that Mississippi State isn't a good football team but that they are overrated. They shot up in the polls because of the timing of their wins, not their quality. If they beat Auburn, LSU, and aTm in the last three weeks of the conference season and lost to Alabama in their second conference game instead of the next-to-last, they never elevate to the top position because they would have exactly one win over a team currently ranked (and no top 10 wins) rather than three wins over supposedly top-10 teams, yet none of those teams are demonstrably more or less talented now than they were six weeks ago.

If Alabama beats Auburn and then loses to Georgia or Missouri, Alabama is out of the playoff, perhaps rightfully so. If Oregon loses to UCLA, they're done. Same for Ohio State, and Florida State. The only teams that don't have to win a CCG to get into the playoff are Miss St, TCU, and Baylor. That's backing in, especially since there is no way they'd be #4 if you reordered the games they played.

In effect, the stupidity of the system rewards MSU for the timing of their victories and losses rather than the quality of them. That's an inherently bullshit system, because arbitrary guesswork ends up informing a supposedly meritocratic judgment.

Saul Good
11-24-2014, 11:43 PM
The system rewards Mississippi State? I happen to agree with the system. The selection committee agrees with the system. The AP voters agree with the system. The coaches poll agrees with the system. Nearly every computer algorithm agrees with the system http://www.masseyratings.com/cf/compare.htm but the guy who has argued for years that Gary Pinkel (the coach of a team that's 21-4 the last two seasons) should be fired...the guy that incessantly harped about how Britt wasn't a good enough tackle right before he went in the second round and started game 1 for the defending Super Bowl champs...thinks that MSU isn't worthy of a playoff spot, so maybe you're right. You're nothing if not due.

Saul Good
11-24-2014, 11:57 PM
For fuck's sake, the only four teams that could potentially meet your qualifications are Alabama, Florida State, Oregon, and Ohio State. The first three are in if they win out. Ohio State is the only potential "snub", and I know you don't want to defend their resume against MSU's.

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-25-2014, 12:10 AM
The system rewards Mississippi State? I happen to agree with the system. The selection committee agrees with the system. The AP voters agree with the system. The coaches poll agrees with the system. Nearly every computer algorithm agrees with the system http://www.masseyratings.com/cf/compare.htm but the guy who has argued for years that Gary Pinkel (the coach of a team that's 21-4 the last two seasons) should be fired...the guy that incessantly harped about how Britt wasn't a good enough tackle right before he went in the second round and started game 1 for the defending Super Bowl champs...thinks that MSU isn't worthy of a playoff spot, so maybe you're right. You're nothing if not due.

Britt was as bad at RT against the Chiefs as any tackle has been in any game this year. But let's put him in the HOF because Seattle drafted him. He has been BAD.


Saying the AP and the Coaches agree is tautological. Of course they agree; they are the damned system. Hell, the selection committee is no different from either one of those polls. It just exists under a different name and spouts out the same tripe.

And again, MSU is no more or less worthy than about five other teams. But if they get in they will have backed in, which was always my argument. I'd appreciate it if just once you would categorize viewpoints correctly instead of purposefully bullshitting to beautify your argument. Instead, you cook up more slanted horseshit than a PR firm.

But duplicity has always been your game. You flat out stated Missouri sucked this year, too.

kcchiefsus
11-25-2014, 04:32 AM
Anybody know what recruiting is looking like this year, beyond the current group of commits? I no longer subscribe to powermizzou so i'm not really in the know anymore.

Titty Meat
11-25-2014, 10:05 AM
Congrats on the good season Mizzou. 9 wins with losing all that talent is impressive.

Saul Good
11-25-2014, 10:49 AM
Congrats on the good season Mizzou. 9 wins with losing all that talent is impressive.

Thanks. Huskerfan's ability to call for the head of a coach who wins 9+ games every year is also impressive.

Titty Meat
11-25-2014, 11:56 AM
Thanks. Huskerfan's ability to call for the head of a coach who wins 9+ games every year is also impressive.

Plenty of Mizzou fans were calling for Pinkels head in previous years.

kepp
11-25-2014, 11:57 AM
Plenty of Mizzou fans were calling for Pinkels head in previous years.

I've heard it some this year also. Mostly after the Indiana loss, but still.

Reaper16
11-25-2014, 11:58 AM
Plenty of Mizzou fans were calling for Pinkels head in previous years.

SaulGood's quip got shut down preeeeeety hard by this.

Saul Good
11-25-2014, 01:12 PM
SaulGood's quip got shut down preeeeeety hard by this.

Clearly you missed the context of the joke, then. Billay has been arguing with a guy in the Husker thread that thinks Bo should get canned and thinks that any coach could win nine games every year.

Saul Good
11-26-2014, 02:26 PM
Hale Hentges is heading to Mizzou for a visit on Friday...

Pitt Gorilla
11-26-2014, 02:45 PM
Hale Hentges is heading to Mizzou for a visit on Friday...
That just seems strange. It's a good sign, though. We really need guys that can catch the ball, especially after losing lee.

Saul Good
11-26-2014, 02:55 PM
That just seems strange. It's a good sign, though. We really need guys that can catch the ball, especially after losing lee.

I don't think he ends up at Bama.

Pepe Silvia
11-26-2014, 03:11 PM
Should have been a Duke fan.

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 09:24 AM
Big game today

If we win then the whole big 12 will be cheering us on vs bama for tcu sake LMAO

I saw the name of the Mizzou Arkansas rivalry listed somewhere but it was so fucking lame I forgot it

Bob Dole
11-28-2014, 09:28 AM
All we have to do is win.

Pretty much guarantees a pooptaco.

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 09:33 AM
All we have to do is win.

Pretty much guarantees a pooptaco.

Hope they don't shit the bed

I found the name

The battle line rivalry :facepalm:

jjchieffan
11-28-2014, 09:53 AM
I saw a different one. They called it the AR-MO Geddon Bowl

jjchieffan
11-28-2014, 09:56 AM
Pic

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 01:40 PM
Is that fucking vuvuzelas

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 01:40 PM
Wish we had deferred or been able to defer

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 01:42 PM
Arkansas defense is looking stout hell

WhawhaWhat
11-28-2014, 01:43 PM
Arkansas defense is looking stouts hell

The Mizzou offense, specifically pass offense, makes any defense look stout.

kepp
11-28-2014, 01:44 PM
Mauk is already leaving perfectly good pockets.
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TribalElder
11-28-2014, 01:49 PM
Bedpoop

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 01:51 PM
Steckel on the receiving end of the clown show

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 01:52 PM
Clown shoes

WhawhaWhat
11-28-2014, 01:52 PM
10 men on the field?

kepp
11-28-2014, 01:52 PM
Good Lord.
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petegz28
11-28-2014, 01:53 PM
total bedshit all the way around

petegz28
11-28-2014, 01:53 PM
Pinkel doing what Pinkel does best...choking away the big game

ghak99
11-28-2014, 01:53 PM
Did he "hands up don't shoot" after that touchdown?

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 01:53 PM
They went poop

Layer down in the poop

Started doing snow poop Angels

kepp
11-28-2014, 01:56 PM
I wonder of we're going to keep trying to force the pass.
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petegz28
11-28-2014, 01:58 PM
we got a 1st down!

petegz28
11-28-2014, 01:59 PM
our play calling is shit

kepp
11-28-2014, 01:59 PM
Two WR screens...two wasted plays.
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TribalElder
11-28-2014, 01:59 PM
Georgia fans fapping

Sannyasi
11-28-2014, 02:00 PM
Can't tell if the play calling is shit or we can't execute simple plays.

petegz28
11-28-2014, 02:01 PM
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DROP THAT!

Sannyasi
11-28-2014, 02:01 PM
How do you drop that...

kepp
11-28-2014, 02:01 PM
Hunt drops again.
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TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:01 PM
Shit Angels

It hit him in the hands

What a fuckstain

petegz28
11-28-2014, 02:02 PM
shit spot

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:02 PM
Should be first and goal

Wow what a 1st

Watch us get fucked on the spot

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:03 PM
Let us get it in

petegz28
11-28-2014, 02:04 PM
:facepalm:

Sannyasi
11-28-2014, 02:04 PM
Punt it.

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:04 PM
How the fuck do you not get 1 yard

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:05 PM
Got it

Hope he got it

petegz28
11-28-2014, 02:05 PM
wow he barely got it....our line blocking sucks

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:05 PM
Keep throwing it idiots

petegz28
11-28-2014, 02:05 PM
wtf is calling these shit plays?

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:06 PM
Just pass the rest of the day fuck it

Sannyasi
11-28-2014, 02:06 PM
I hate thinking that we are going to have put this game in Mauk's hands, but the run game hasn't been there so far.

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:06 PM
Fucking drop inside the 5

petegz28
11-28-2014, 02:07 PM
****ing drop inside the 5

this

Pitt Gorilla
11-28-2014, 02:08 PM
How the **** do you not get 1 yardWe did get 1 yard.

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:09 PM
The third try we barely got 1 yard

petegz28
11-28-2014, 02:11 PM
choke

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:12 PM
Our line is getting an anal barrage

That drop on the 5 fucked us hard

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:12 PM
Do not fucking let baggett kick anything

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:12 PM
Do not fucking let baggett kick anything

Except rocks as he leaves Mizzou

kepp
11-28-2014, 02:13 PM
I'll celebrate the first time Mauk steps UP into the pocket.
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petegz28
11-28-2014, 02:13 PM
hate to say it this early but this could be the game if doink misses this and the backs score

ghak99
11-28-2014, 02:14 PM
52 yards?.. surely they weren't dialing up a fake?

petegz28
11-28-2014, 02:14 PM
Pinkel letting him kick this could be epic stupidity....

petegz28
11-28-2014, 02:15 PM
Pinkel letting him kick this could be epic stupidity....

or maybe the call of the game?????

kepp
11-28-2014, 02:15 PM
LOL. Nailed it
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WhawhaWhat
11-28-2014, 02:15 PM
Nice kick!

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:16 PM
Unbelievable

Can't hit an extra point but hits a 52 yarder ROFL

Shit Angels

ghak99
11-28-2014, 02:16 PM
Stroked it. :clap:

Pitt Gorilla
11-28-2014, 02:16 PM
Pinkel letting him kick this could be epic stupidity....Seriously. Just stop.

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:17 PM
And a crack in the Arkansas defensive armor

They finally gave up a point

kepp
11-28-2014, 02:17 PM
Shoulda been seven. Thanks Hunt.
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TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:18 PM
Turnover time

Let's makesome bacon

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:18 PM
Shoulda been seven. Thanks Hunt.
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For sure

That was a great play by Mauk on that

Hit him in the fucking hands

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:20 PM
This is like watching the Chiefs settle for 3 while the other team steady drives for tds

petegz28
11-28-2014, 02:21 PM
Seriously. Just stop.

lick me, pitt

petegz28
11-28-2014, 02:22 PM
3rd& steckel

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:22 PM
MIZZOU heating up!

petegz28
11-28-2014, 02:23 PM
nice and laid out the qb too!

Sannyasi
11-28-2014, 02:23 PM
Nice to see the D step up after giving up that long drive.

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:23 PM
Shane Ray is a mother fucking manimal

KChiefs1
11-28-2014, 02:24 PM
Arkansas DL > Mizzou's OL

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:25 PM
The Arkansas players seem huge compared to us lol

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:25 PM
Battle line rivalry

In the running for gayest rivalry name ever

ghak99
11-28-2014, 02:26 PM
Jesus muffing fuck.

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:26 PM
Bedshit on the punt

We got lucky as hell

kepp
11-28-2014, 02:26 PM
Geez...everyone joining the party.
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TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:26 PM
Good game so far. Sloppy but exciting lol

Pepe Silvia
11-28-2014, 02:26 PM
These pussy ass bitches are terrified of Arky, they deserve to get thumped.

kepp
11-28-2014, 02:29 PM
These pussy ass bitches are terrified of Arky, they deserve to get thumped.

They're scared of losing. The coaches don't have them mentally ready.
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TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:29 PM
Bro, we are winning this game

petegz28
11-28-2014, 02:30 PM
do we have to have a negative play every series?

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:30 PM
Did the Chiefs offensive coordinator come to Columbia for the weekend

petegz28
11-28-2014, 02:30 PM
another drop

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:30 PM
Hunt is worthless on deep passes :cuss:

petegz28
11-28-2014, 02:31 PM
:facepalm:

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:31 PM
Holy shit what a failure

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:31 PM
Coverage team ran past him

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:32 PM
We need a turnover

kcpasco
11-28-2014, 02:32 PM
Hunt is gonna cost them this game.

petegz28
11-28-2014, 02:33 PM
chop block not called

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:33 PM
3rd and 8 and we give up 10

petegz28
11-28-2014, 02:33 PM
3rd & steckled

kepp
11-28-2014, 02:34 PM
Bro, we are winning this gameno
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TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:34 PM
We might don't got it today

petegz28
11-28-2014, 02:34 PM
JFC

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:34 PM
How do you not intercept that pass

kcpasco
11-28-2014, 02:34 PM
And they drop the pick.

kepp
11-28-2014, 02:34 PM
Nobody on our team can catch
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petegz28
11-28-2014, 02:35 PM
3rd costly drop of the game

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:35 PM
Hit him in the hands too

Get the stick em out at halftime

ghak99
11-28-2014, 02:35 PM
Nice to see the DBs have the save turkey gravy on their fingers the WRs do.

petegz28
11-28-2014, 02:36 PM
getting out coached as well as out played

petegz28
11-28-2014, 02:36 PM
game

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:37 PM
Pick 6 please

Motherfucker

That might be enough with as hard core as their defense is playing

kcpasco
11-28-2014, 02:37 PM
Just painful to watch.

kepp
11-28-2014, 02:37 PM
game
This
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Pitt Gorilla
11-28-2014, 02:38 PM
Nobody on our team can catch
Posted via Mobile DeviceYup. If we simply catch the balls that hit us in the hands, we're ahead.

petegz28
11-28-2014, 02:40 PM
Pinkel teams just cant win big games

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:41 PM
Throw it deep NOW

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:41 PM
lol -2 yards

petegz28
11-28-2014, 02:41 PM
-2 yards...great just grat

petegz28
11-28-2014, 02:42 PM
flag

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:42 PM
Let's do this shit!

Fucking flag

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:42 PM
Holy bedshit

Dagger

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:43 PM
That was a weak ass call

Dude was diving

petegz28
11-28-2014, 02:43 PM
wow...weak..dude was diving

petegz28
11-28-2014, 02:43 PM
3rd drop by hunt

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:43 PM
Take hunt out of the game now

petegz28
11-28-2014, 02:44 PM
already calling give up plays

Reerun_KC
11-28-2014, 02:44 PM
Wow.

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:44 PM
Just fucking hang yourselves Mizzou ROFL

kepp
11-28-2014, 02:44 PM
Sit Hunt down for a while. Give someone else a chance.
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TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:44 PM
This is getting ugly

petegz28
11-28-2014, 02:45 PM
shit punt...my god this team just looks like ass

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:45 PM
Put baggett in for hunt, seriously

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:45 PM
Block in the back on arky

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:46 PM
Hunts dropped set the tone for fail train

Pepe Silvia
11-28-2014, 02:47 PM
You fuckers get called out by the entire hog fanbase all week and you let them fucking bitch slap you, good hoggies gonna dominate these pussies for years to come.

petegz28
11-28-2014, 02:48 PM
Hunts dropped set the tone for fail train

nah, the incompetent looking 3 & out to start the game did, really

Sannyasi
11-28-2014, 02:48 PM
Arkansas is so much better than us that its not funny. The west really is on a whole different level.

kepp
11-28-2014, 02:49 PM
Stupid. Like they need free yards.
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KChiefs1
11-28-2014, 02:49 PM
Shit

petegz28
11-28-2014, 02:50 PM
Pinkel asking Red Beaulieu if he can have his green notebook back...LMAO

kepp
11-28-2014, 02:50 PM
Let's see if we can do something with it.
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TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:53 PM
I let the dog out and we had the ball for 1 snap

ghak99
11-28-2014, 02:53 PM
Fun stuff.

kepp
11-28-2014, 02:54 PM
Awesome
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Reerun_KC
11-28-2014, 02:54 PM
Dude seriously?

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:54 PM
Completely dominated

petegz28
11-28-2014, 02:54 PM
LMAO...when was the lat time MU had a QB that didn't throw flat footed?

TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:55 PM
Let's rape these hogs

Fuck these punks

Time for some Arkansas cooked bacon

kepp
11-28-2014, 02:55 PM
I would like to win this game and go to the SECCG,but can you imagine us playing Alabama?
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TribalElder
11-28-2014, 02:56 PM
Fuck Arkansas