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Old 06-25-2023, 06:33 PM  
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Who’s had a colonoscopy?
Had my first the other day. All in all, not bad whatsoever. The buildup was much worse than the procedure itself. Glad it’s done for 5-10 years.
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Old 08-11-2023, 04:10 PM   #121
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Old 08-11-2023, 04:38 PM   #122
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Old 08-11-2023, 04:43 PM   #123
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In the end, or out of the rear end, no matter who you are, you will find you just how full of shit you really are.
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Old 08-12-2023, 03:03 AM   #124
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In the end, or out of the rear end, no matter who you are, you will find you just how full of shit you really are.
Actually, by the time of the procedure, you’re pretty much out of shit.

That’s the idea as I understand it anyway.
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Old 08-12-2023, 08:37 AM   #125
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Actually, by the time of the procedure, you’re pretty much out of shit.

That’s the idea as I understand it anyway.
Yep, freaking crazy...
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Old 08-12-2023, 09:11 AM   #126
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In the end, or out of the rear end, no matter who you are, you will find you just how full of shit you really are.
This is one of the things that truly terrifies me.

That stuff is often like truth serum and I'm having a hard time thinking of who I could have drive me there and pick me up without wanting to drop me off along the way...
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Old 08-12-2023, 09:35 AM   #127
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This is one of the things that truly terrifies me.

That stuff is often like truth serum and I'm having a hard time thinking of who I could have drive me there and pick me up without wanting to drop me off along the way...
I had to coach a Hockey game on the other side of KC the evening before my colonoscopy, so I had no choice but to try to time when to take the first round and when we'd get home and not be too far off the mark in terms of what time I was supposed to do the first and second rounds of the sauce!!! Thank God there was no traffic.

And as much as I was sure the second round had zero chance of producing any more shit, I was wrong.

The day they schedule me for another colonoscopy is the same day I have a bidet installed...
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Old 08-12-2023, 09:46 AM   #128
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Doc was pretty open with me. He said the prep is 1000 times worse than the procedure.
That's pretty much the opinion of everyone.
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Old 08-12-2023, 09:50 AM   #129
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Actually, by the time of the procedure, you’re pretty much out of shit.

That’s the idea as I understand it anyway.
How are they supposed to see up in there if your shit is blocking their view or hiding a polyp?

You try to cheat and not follow directions on drinking all that crap, you might have to end up repeating the procedure.
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I had to coach a Hockey game on the other side of KC the evening before my colonoscopy, so I had no choice but to try to time when to take the first round and when we'd get home and not be too far off the mark in terms of what time I was supposed to do the first and second rounds of the sauce!!! Thank God there was no traffic.

And as much as I was sure the second round had zero chance of producing any more shit, I was wrong.

The day they schedule me for another colonoscopy is the same day I have a bidet installed...
When those floodgates open, no amount of will or clinching the butthole closed will stop that shit from getting the hell out of your body.
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Old 08-12-2023, 10:08 AM   #131
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When those floodgates open, no amount of will or clinching the butthole closed will stop that shit from getting the hell out of your body.
100% They said it was 15-60 minutes, they were right, I made it with about 10 minutes to spare. I WON'T temp fate agins, like that.
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Old 08-12-2023, 10:12 AM   #132
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100% They said it was 15-60 minutes, they were right, I made it with about 10 minutes to spare. I WON'T temp fate agins, like that.
I'm not afraid of shidding myself. I started off a few days that way in my 30's.

That drive home though with no filter between brain and mouth might end any of the few long term relationships I've got left...
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Having my first colonoscopy and third endoscopy mid March.

Having stuff shoved in two holes at once. Is this a menage a trois?
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Old 01-26-2024, 02:39 PM   #134
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Had my colonoscopy at 53. Everything was fine and I have no family history of colon cancer or other issues.


I recently turned 63 and since I didn't have issues before, my insurance company sent me a home test kit. Reading the info that came with the kit they've made significant progress in identifying pre-cancer and cancer without the whole colonoscopy thing. The caveat is you should see no blood when pooping. That's a no-go on the home test kit.
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Having my first colonoscopy and third endoscopy mid March.

Having stuff shoved in two holes at once. Is this a menage a trois?

It is for vince mc mahon if you do it during prep
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