My Girlfriend got her period!!!

[Pablo]

Originally Posted by Saccogoo

If you want me to grab you by your hair and hold you down, I'm okay with that too.

I've found women like that a little more than "Um, dear, would you please perform oral stimulus on me?"

You can have cute foreplay and whatnot, and be all romantic and slow, but ****ing is a pretty intense act for the most part. There's nothing wrong with letting your inner-caveman out of his shell and going to town.

"Me Uggo, me want breed, smash woman face into pillow!!!!"