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View Poll Results: He's coming up the stairs. What do you do?
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I hide at the top of the stairs and stab him with the Bowie knife with the element of surprise.
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8 |
14.81% |
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I hide at the top of the stairs and bonk him in the face with the baseball bat with the element of surprise.
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28 |
51.85% |
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I hide at the top of the stairs without a weapon and attempt to shove him down the stairs with the element of surprise.
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1 |
1.85% |
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I stand 12 feet back in the room with the Bowie knife, ready to hold my ground and scare him off or capture him.
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1 |
1.85% |
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I stand 12 feet back in the room with the baseball bat, ready to hold my ground and scare him off or capture him.
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1 |
1.85% |
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I stand 12 feet back in the room with the fake shotgun, ready to hold my ground and scare him off or capture him.
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1 |
1.85% |
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I stand 12 feet back in the room unarmed, ready to hold my ground and scare him off or capture him or reason with him.
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0 |
0% |
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I go to the top of the stairs with the Bowie knife, and announce that I am holding my ground.
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1 |
1.85% |
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I go to the top of the stairs with the baseball bat, and announce that I am holding my ground.
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4 |
7.41% |
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I go to the top of the stairs with the fake shotgun, and announce that I am holding my ground.
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1 |
1.85% |
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I go to the top of the stairs unarmed, and announce that I am holding my ground as a martial arts expert and former Army Ranger.
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0 |
0% |
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I take the Bowie knife and hide in the closet hoping to avoid a confrontation.
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0 |
0% |
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I take the baseball bat and hide in the closet hoping to avoid a confrontation.
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0 |
0% |
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I take the fake shotgun and hide in the closet hoping to avoid a confrontation.
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0 |
0% |
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I hide in the closet unarmed hoping to avoid a confrontation.
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0 |
0% |
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I jump out the window to escape.
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3 |
5.56% |
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I break into a song and dance with the intent to mesmerize him until I can make my escape.
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2 |
3.70% |
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I stab myself with the Bowie knife so the idiot will get put away for murder.
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3 |
5.56% |
08-23-2013, 12:02 AM
Hypothetical: An Intruder In Your Home
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