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| I hide at the top of the stairs and stab him with the Bowie knife with the element of surprise. |
   
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8 | 14.81% |
| I hide at the top of the stairs and bonk him in the face with the baseball bat with the element of surprise. |
  
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28 | 51.85% |
| I hide at the top of the stairs without a weapon and attempt to shove him down the stairs with the element of surprise. |
  
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1 | 1.85% |
| I stand 12 feet back in the room with the Bowie knife, ready to hold my ground and scare him off or capture him. |
  
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1 | 1.85% |
| I stand 12 feet back in the room with the baseball bat, ready to hold my ground and scare him off or capture him. |
  
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1 | 1.85% |
| I stand 12 feet back in the room with the fake shotgun, ready to hold my ground and scare him off or capture him. |
  
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1 | 1.85% |
| I stand 12 feet back in the room unarmed, ready to hold my ground and scare him off or capture him or reason with him. |
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0 | 0% |
| I go to the top of the stairs with the Bowie knife, and announce that I am holding my ground. |
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1 | 1.85% |
| I go to the top of the stairs with the baseball bat, and announce that I am holding my ground. |
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4 | 7.41% |
| I go to the top of the stairs with the fake shotgun, and announce that I am holding my ground. |
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1 | 1.85% |
| I go to the top of the stairs unarmed, and announce that I am holding my ground as a martial arts expert and former Army Ranger. |
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0 | 0% |
| I take the Bowie knife and hide in the closet hoping to avoid a confrontation. |
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0 | 0% |
| I take the baseball bat and hide in the closet hoping to avoid a confrontation. |
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0 | 0% |
| I take the fake shotgun and hide in the closet hoping to avoid a confrontation. |
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0 | 0% |
| I hide in the closet unarmed hoping to avoid a confrontation. |
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0 | 0% |
| I jump out the window to escape. |
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3 | 5.56% |
| I break into a song and dance with the intent to mesmerize him until I can make my escape. |
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2 | 3.70% |
| I stab myself with the Bowie knife so the idiot will get put away for murder. |
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3 | 5.56% |
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08-23-2013, 07:56 AM
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Simple.
I remove all of my clothing as danger brings me to full staff. I calmly walk to the dresser where I put on my rabbit fur deer camp hat. I pick up my Bad FutherMucker Wallet and a bottle of water. I calmly stroll to the steps, breeze down the steps in near silence, sneak up behind the perp and drop my wallet in front of him and begin to recite a verse..... The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men..... At that point turns around to see me naked and angry and he truly knows... Last edited by Iowanian; 08-23-2013 at 08:04 AM.. |
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