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View Poll Results: He's coming up the stairs. What do you do?
I hide at the top of the stairs and stab him with the Bowie knife with the element of surprise. 8 14.81%
I hide at the top of the stairs and bonk him in the face with the baseball bat with the element of surprise. 28 51.85%
I hide at the top of the stairs without a weapon and attempt to shove him down the stairs with the element of surprise. 1 1.85%
I stand 12 feet back in the room with the Bowie knife, ready to hold my ground and scare him off or capture him. 1 1.85%
I stand 12 feet back in the room with the baseball bat, ready to hold my ground and scare him off or capture him. 1 1.85%
I stand 12 feet back in the room with the fake shotgun, ready to hold my ground and scare him off or capture him. 1 1.85%
I stand 12 feet back in the room unarmed, ready to hold my ground and scare him off or capture him or reason with him. 0 0%
I go to the top of the stairs with the Bowie knife, and announce that I am holding my ground. 1 1.85%
I go to the top of the stairs with the baseball bat, and announce that I am holding my ground. 4 7.41%
I go to the top of the stairs with the fake shotgun, and announce that I am holding my ground. 1 1.85%
I go to the top of the stairs unarmed, and announce that I am holding my ground as a martial arts expert and former Army Ranger. 0 0%
I take the Bowie knife and hide in the closet hoping to avoid a confrontation. 0 0%
I take the baseball bat and hide in the closet hoping to avoid a confrontation. 0 0%
I take the fake shotgun and hide in the closet hoping to avoid a confrontation. 0 0%
I hide in the closet unarmed hoping to avoid a confrontation. 0 0%
I jump out the window to escape. 3 5.56%
I break into a song and dance with the intent to mesmerize him until I can make my escape. 2 3.70%
I stab myself with the Bowie knife so the idiot will get put away for murder. 3 5.56%
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Old 08-23-2013, 09:32 AM   #16
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My question...just so we're clear on the scenario...is this: Is my home located in Florida?
I was hoping for Texas. You can pretty much do anything you want to an intruder, even if said intruder flees from your home, and still smoke him into BBQ brisket afterwards. All legally.
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