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Old 08-30-2017, 02:21 PM  
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I searched for "Sex Toys" on Chiefsplanet and Broke the F***king Internet!
Vibrator, dildo, marital aids....Chiefsplanet search aggregate times out. (I got the off-white screen of perversion!)

Why did I search for fleshlariats, muffcrunchers and diddlesticks? Because I'm ready to take our (Wife & I) sexing to the next mother****ing level. After 20+ years, its time for kinky, fetishy, fantasy and tomfoolery.

I'm not starting this shit. She's bought some vibrators over the years and its become part of our regular liquor-fueled throw down.

So, tell me you bald, goateed, bloated short dicks....what's rocking your middle-aged sex acts of argression?

I'm prepared for a sophisticated, enlightened dialogue
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Old 08-31-2017, 03:46 AM   #76
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Adderal and Oxycodone..

It will be the best sex she has ever had and she won't be able to help but drop your name anytime good sex comes up with he friends.
That is way outside of the limits of this forum...
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Old 08-31-2017, 03:48 AM   #77
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Doesn't work out well in the long term, she has to have met them before!
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Old 08-31-2017, 05:15 AM   #78
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Old 08-31-2017, 05:41 AM   #79
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Hitachi magic wand. Get the cordless one. The only toy you'll ever need. Her legs will go numb. My wife was apprehensive at first because it is a bit intimidating. But now, it's the go to. Absolutely worth it.
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Old 08-31-2017, 10:06 AM   #80
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Adderal and Oxycodone..

It will be the best sex she has ever had and she won't be able to help but drop your name anytime good sex comes up with he friends.
Explain this one. Liquor & SSRI's has me lasting for hours
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Old 08-31-2017, 10:21 AM   #81
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Because I'm ready to take our (Wife & I) sexing to the next mother****ing level. After 20+ years, its time for kinky, fetishy, fantasy and tomfoolery.

I'm not starting this shit. She's bought some vibrators over the years and its become part of our regular liquor-fueled throw down.
Rausch...leaves...thread...
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I wish I always ended up at gay bars.
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Old 08-31-2017, 10:29 AM   #82
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Old 08-31-2017, 11:13 AM   #83
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If your wife starts wearing RYOBI Tshirts, you probably have a problem...
Spice things up by bringing in Prison Bitch aka the closer
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Old 08-31-2017, 11:43 AM   #84
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Fun fact: pick any white pitcher from 1972-1992 on the A's and if you cut their hair right they could play Kyle Reece from the Terminator.
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Old 08-31-2017, 02:20 PM   #85
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Explain this one. Liquor & SSRI's has me lasting for hours
Something not right here but I am going with ignorance and apathy on this one.
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Something not right here but I am going with ignorance and apathy on this one.
SSRI's in general are an ejaculation killer.
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Old 08-31-2017, 02:51 PM   #87
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