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Redrum_69 · 05-18-2009, 10:48 AM

Have you ever committed a crime and never reported it and what was it? It could be anything that breaks the law. Stealing as a kid and not knowing better. Outrunning the local cops on gravel roads...etc

FishingRod · 05-18-2009, 03:47 PM

My Brother found a car in the attic of his house after he bought it from an old Roommate. Long story but, I wasn't the one the borrowed the car or the one that put it there. I always wondered what happened to it after it disappeared from the Garage but I didn't ask because I didn't want to know. Neither of us asked asked where it went after my brother had him remove it from the attic either.

**luv** · 05-18-2009, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BigVE

I have used my cellphone while driving .

I'll one up you. I've texted while driving over the speed limit.

BigVE · 05-18-2009, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

I'll one up you. I've texted while driving over the speed limit.

Oh yea....I have texted while driving a 5-speed and a drink in the other hand. THAT takes talent. (only once)

**luv** · 05-18-2009, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BigVE

Oh yea....I have texted while driving a 5-speed and a drink in the other hand. THAT takes talent. (only once)

Okay. You've got me beat. I drive an automatic.

**HemiEd** · 05-18-2009, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by FishingRod

My Brother found a car in the attic of his house after he bought it from an old Roommate. Long story but, I wasn't the one the borrowed the car or the one that put it there. I always wondered what happened to it after it disappeared from the Garage but I didn't ask because I didn't want to know. Neither of us asked asked where it went after my brother had him remove it from the attic either.

How in the heck do you get a car in the attic? I could get some of my 1/18 scale diecasts up there, but not much more.

badgirl · 05-18-2009, 04:13 PM

Once, many years ago, I had to hide in the attic of my house while the police were downstairs asking about where I was, that was scary, I ended up running through a graveyard in the middle of the night to my sisters car that was waiting at a convient store. I will not tell of the crime. It was about 26 years ago.

Hoover · 05-18-2009, 04:17 PM

A couple of years ago I had my brothers white Ford F-150. I was driving it into the next town and met a city cop. I looked down and I was probably going 55 in a 35 or something. I new I was nailed. Any the street had two lanes of traffic in each direction, the cop was on the outside lane in his direction.

He lit the cherries and whipped a u-turn to come after me. He just didn't see that some old lady was in his blind spot and she t-boned his ass. I yelled out "yeeeee-haw" and got the hell out of town. Dumb fu@ker.

Hammock Parties · 05-18-2009, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by badgirl

Once, many years ago, I had to hide in the attic of my house while the police were downstairs asking about where I was, that was scary, I ended up running through a graveyard in the middle of the night to my sisters car that was waiting at a convient store. I will not tell of the crime. It was about 26 years ago.

Prostitution.

Hammock Parties · 05-18-2009, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Hoover

He lit the cherries and whipped a u-turn to come after me. He just didn't see that some old lady was in his blind spot and she t-boned his ass. I yelled out "yeeeee-haw" and got the hell out of town. Dumb fu@ker.

Pwned!

badgirl · 05-18-2009, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan

Prostitution.

No, but you would think of something to do with sex, but no it was not anything to do with sex.

Hoover · 05-18-2009, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan

Pwned!

LOL it was like I was in a episode of Dukes of Hazzard

Ebolapox · 05-18-2009, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by badgirl

Are you the one who is reeruned didn't you read the second line of my post you frigging moron.

that was a nice edit, fwiw. it's good you know how to edit your posts, otherwise you'd REALLY be mocked as a complete ****ing idiot.

Ebolapox · 05-18-2009, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by badgirl

Once, many years ago, I had to hide in the attic of my house while the police were downstairs asking about where I was, that was scary, I ended up running through a graveyard in the middle of the night to my sisters car that was waiting at a convient store. I will not tell of the crime. It was about 26 years ago.

too soon for an anne frank joke?

**bevischief** · 05-18-2009, 05:01 PM

http://nolo.com/article.cfm/ObjectID...4/308/273/ART/

Chart: Statutes of Limitations in All 50 States
This might help liven things up.

**bevischief** · 05-18-2009, 07:37 PM

There was this time we destroyed a golf course about 2am using their golf carts at least 8 (some take a better beating than others), and we had our own crash up derby at the same time and then driving them off course to crash into the creek bed when we were done. Took them a couple of days to discover all that we had destroyed. Of course lots of alcohol was involved.

This happened many moons ago...

In state and a golf course far, far, away...

05-18-2009, 10:48 AM
Redrum_69 Banned Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: your nightmares Casino cash: $10004900	Have you ever... Have you ever committed a crime and never reported it and what was it? It could be anything that breaks the law. Stealing as a kid and not knowing better. Outrunning the local cops on gravel roads...etc
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05-18-2009, 03:47 PM	#46
FishingRod Veteran Join Date: Mar 2006 Casino cash: $10016661	My Brother found a car in the attic of his house after he bought it from an old Roommate. Long story but, I wasn't the one the borrowed the car or the one that put it there. I always wondered what happened to it after it disappeared from the Garage but I didn't ask because I didn't want to know. Neither of us asked asked where it went after my brother had him remove it from the attic either.
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05-18-2009, 04:13 PM	#51
badgirl CLICK, CLICK..BOOM!!!! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Johnson City, Tennessee Casino cash: $10004900	Once, many years ago, I had to hide in the attic of my house while the police were downstairs asking about where I was, that was scary, I ended up running through a graveyard in the middle of the night to my sisters car that was waiting at a convient store. I will not tell of the crime. It was about 26 years ago.
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05-18-2009, 04:17 PM	#52
Hoover Rufus Dawes Jr. Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $-2191821	A couple of years ago I had my brothers white Ford F-150. I was driving it into the next town and met a city cop. I looked down and I was probably going 55 in a 35 or something. I new I was nailed. Any the street had two lanes of traffic in each direction, the cop was on the outside lane in his direction. He lit the cherries and whipped a u-turn to come after me. He just didn't see that some old lady was in his blind spot and she t-boned his ass. I yelled out "yeeeee-haw" and got the hell out of town. Dumb fu@ker.
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05-18-2009, 05:01 PM	#59
bevischief .... Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Somewhere Kansas Casino cash: $7729352 VARSITY	http://nolo.com/article.cfm/ObjectID...4/308/273/ART/ Chart: Statutes of Limitations in All 50 States This might help liven things up.
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05-18-2009, 07:37 PM	#60
bevischief .... Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Somewhere Kansas Casino cash: $7729352 VARSITY	There was this time we destroyed a golf course about 2am using their golf carts at least 8 (some take a better beating than others), and we had our own crash up derby at the same time and then driving them off course to crash into the creek bed when we were done. Took them a couple of days to discover all that we had destroyed. Of course lots of alcohol was involved. This happened many moons ago... In state and a golf course far, far, away...
Posts: 27,771