Worst Movies Evar

[Saccopoo]

The Megan Fox thread got me to thinking...what are your personal "worst" movies you've ever seen?

Here's my top five right off the top of my head:

1. Crank
- And Statham was so good in Snatch. WTF happened to that guy? This movie is a trainwreck of epic proportions. I'm getting physically sick just thinking about this pail of warm spit.

2. Nothing But Trouble
- No words to discribe how bad this piece of shit is as Dan Ackroyd builds up his acting resume with this triumphant followup to his Oscar worthy performance in Caddyshack 2. Everyone associated with this movie should be killed.

3. Clerks 2
- Why does Kevin Smith even make movies? He's like a really bad Quentin Tarrantino, and that's saying a lot (or very little). Blew his wad on the original Clerks and has treated us with calamities such as this ever since.

4. Any Given Sunday
- See #3 for description on Oliver Stone. The fact that he is actually putting out Wallstreet 2: Money Never Sleeps, put out Alexander and this steaming pile of monkey shit. I mean, when was the last time anyone played NFL football in the dark? Probably the last time Al Pacino didn't mail it in on a movie. HOOOHAAA! Al. Hoohaa indeed.

5. Righteous Kill
- Pacino. DeNiro. It's got to be great, right? OMG. They didn't even put a stamp on the letter to mail it in for this lump of festering goat bile. And next time, remember to get a stand in double for anytime you are being filmed trying to throw a ball or run Bobby. I mean, shit. Who would of thought that DeNiro throws like a girl. An old, wrinkled up sissy armed girl who runs like a hobbled 89 year old lady in six inch stilettos.

[Saccopoo]

Originally Posted by SDChiefs

You forgot the rednecks and incest and polygamy with children.

That's Texas and Arizona. I haven't met many, if any, Rednecks out here in Utah, even when you get into the sticks. And there are a lot more polygamist camps in places like Idaho, Arizona, Texas and the like.

Yeah sounds like a helluva place to be. In San Diego, we have all that within a 2 hour drive. And much, much more. Except the whole competitive college sports because, well, we have PRO teams. So you can have your little college teams. But come to think of it. We do have USC and UCLA. But im sure the UTES make them quiver in their boots.

Nice try. But USC and UCLA ain't from San Diego. SDSU is though. They're pretty good, right? And when I think about it, it seems to me that UCLA has gotten the absolute shit kicked out of it the last couple times it played the Utah college teams. As a San Diegoian making a claim for LA college teams to be his, I'd think you'd be more aware of the recent history between them.

Anyway, I like San Diego. It's a nice town. The zoo is overrated though.

[Demonpenz]

Originally Posted by Fritz88

I know I am going to get killed over this but any Star Wars movie is horrible. I'd rather watch J. Russell throw darts at Gonzo's bare chest than watching Star Wars.

I know opinions shouldn't be wrong, but yours is. Empire strikes back is a masterpiece

[KCWolfman]

Starship Troopers - Let's put together a crappy jumpy story line from one of the greatest sci-fi novels ever written. Then let's get bad actors. Make them hot actors/actresses and get a lot of blood and explosions to take the audiences mind off the fact that we just stole 7 bucks from each of them and call it a movie.

Last scene - Have camera fall back off the giant monster tied down and surrounded by hundreds of armed troops. Pan left to Doogie Howser who is setting up a mental link with the monster by touching it. Have Doogie say "It's afraid!" followed by soldiers cheers.

It's afraid? Really? Pure genius.

[KCWolfman]

Originally Posted by Saccopoo

The Megan Fox thread got me to thinking...what are your personal "worst" movies you've ever seen?

Here's my top five right off the top of my head:

1. Crank
- And Statham was so good in Snatch. WTF happened to that guy? This movie is a trainwreck of epic proportions. I'm getting physically sick just thinking about this pail of warm spit.
.

Statham, good?

You must have missed "In the Name of the King", "Transporter 3", "Chaos", etc etc

[KCWolfman]

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

I know opinions shouldn't be wrong, but yours is. Empire strikes back is a masterpiece

Kirshner should have directed much much more for Lucas. We wouldn't have Ewoks and Jar Jar with Kirshner. At least they wouldn't live at the end of the films.

[Demonpenz]

UTAH has no night life and had john stockton
fail

[Demonpenz]

Originally Posted by KCWolfman

Kirshner should have directed much much more for Lucas. We wouldn't have Ewoks and Jar Jar with Kirshner. At least they wouldn't live at the end of the films.

i pretend those movies don't exist. I am casual star wars fan with some knowledge of it. Like I know twin Ion engine and shit like that, but not in love with it. Darth Vader is my favorite bad guy all time. I make too many dumbass threads, someone make a "favorite bad guy poll!"

[Saccopoo]

Originally Posted by Fritz88

I know I am going to get killed over this but any Star Wars movie is horrible. I'd rather watch J. Russell throw darts at Gonzo's bare chest than watching Star Wars.

From the New World encyclopedia of what the appropriate punishment is for people who say they don't like The Empire Strikes Back (at least in England):

To be drawn and quartered was the penalty ordained in England for the crime of treason for not appreciating Episode V of the original Star Wars trilogy. It is considered by many to be the epitome of cruel punishment, and was reserved for the crime of treason against haters of Star Wars as this was deemed more heinous than murder and other capital offenses. The grisly punishment included the drawing of the convicted to the gallows, often by horse, the hanging of the body until near death, disembowelment and castration, followed by the beheading of the body, and finally the quartering of the corpse, or the division of the bodily remnants into four pieces. The punishment was carried out in public, with the ridicule of the crowd adding to the criminal's suffering.

[SDChiefs]

Originally Posted by Fritz88

I know I am going to get killed over this but any Star Wars movie is horrible. I'd rather watch J. Russell throw darts at Gonzo's bare chest than watching Star Wars.

Blasphemy!

[Saccopoo]

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

UTAH has no night life and had john stockton
fail

Au contraire mon frere. SLC's nightlife is actually quite good. There are numerous places where you can go see a very good band on any night of the week and it's fast and easy to get to just about every place in the valley. Kicks the shit out of Overland Park, and beats the drive to Westport all day long. And John Stockton was the best point guard to play in the NBA. Ever. So there. Pfffft.

[JohnnyV13]

Originally Posted by KCWolfman

Starship Troopers - Let's put together a crappy jumpy story line from one of the greatest sci-fi novels ever written. Then let's get bad actors. Make them hot actors/actresses and get a lot of blood and explosions to take the audiences mind off the fact that we just stole 7 bucks from each of them and call it a movie.

Last scene - Have camera fall back off the giant monster tied down and surrounded by hundreds of armed troops. Pan left to Doogie Howser who is setting up a mental link with the monster by touching it. Have Doogie say "It's afraid!" followed by soldiers cheers.

It's afraid? Really? Pure genius.

Actually, Starship Troopers isn't close to the worst. That distinction is reserved for Starship Troopers, 2, 3, and I believe IV.

[KCWolfman]

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

i pretend those movies don't exist. I am casual star wars fan with some knowledge of it. Like I know twin Ion engine and shit like that, but not in love with it. Darth Vader is my favorite bad guy all time. I make too many dumbass threads, someone make a "favorite bad guy poll!"

He was mine until I saw the prequels.

Not knowing who he was made him all the more evil and mysterious.

[SDChiefs]

Originally Posted by Saccopoo

That's Texas and Arizona. I haven't met many, if any, Rednecks out here in Utah, even when you get into the sticks. And there are a lot more polygamist camps in places like Idaho, Arizona, Texas and the like.



Nice try. But USC and UCLA ain't from San Diego. SDSU is though. They're pretty good, right? And when I think about it, it seems to me that UCLA has gotten the absolute shit kicked out of it the last couple times it played the Utah college teams. As a San Diegoian making a claim for LA college teams to be his, I'd think you'd be more aware of the recent history between them.

Anyway, I like San Diego. It's a nice town. The zoo is overrated though.

No. Every story I hear about that is from UTAH. Never claimed they were San Diego teams. If you go back and read my post. I said within a 2 hr drive. Last I checked LA is 100 miles unless its moved drastically since 2 weeks ago when I was there. But we do have UCSD which is one of the highest rated schools in the country academically. And SDSU has one of the highest rates of STDs in the country. So there. LOL. The Zoo is one of the best in the world. I have been to several other zoos in several other states and they are animals behind bars. Yay. Did you get a chance to check out the Wild Animal Park?

[KCWolfman]

Originally Posted by JohnnyV13

Actually, Starship Troopers isn't close to the worst. That distinction is reserved for Starship Troopers, 2, 3, and I believe IV.

At least they weren't sold as feature blockbusters!!

I was lied to. I still demand my money back.

[Demonpenz]

Originally Posted by Saccopoo

Au contraire mon frere. SLC's nightlife is actually quite good. There are numerous places where you can go see a very good band on any night of the week and it's fast and easy to get to just about every place in the valley. Kicks the shit out of Overland Park, and beats the drive to Westport all day long. And John Stockton was the best point guard to play in the NBA. Ever. So there. Pfffft.

I have seen slc punk, that is what i imagine utah to be. Who the hell has heard of the utah scene, of course you think it's good, just imagine a place like KC where we alone get GARTH ****ING BROOKS!